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Title: Dr TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 22:55:47
Got the most painful heartburn

done a 6 pack of Zantac

Still agony

Any suggestions ?


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 22:57:31
Drink some milk.



Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: tans on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 22:58:03
gaviscon


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 22:59:03
gaviscon

are you the Gaviscon fireman ?


CUNT


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 23:00:01
Drink some milk.



Tried that first off Si

Debbie wants to get the Doc out but I said I would ask you lot first


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: tans on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 23:00:43
oops just realised that about the gaviscon fireman

youre right about the other bit mind


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: tans on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 23:01:18
Sorry fred are you getting any pains anywhere else? like down your arm or anything


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 23:02:51
Sorry fred are you getting any pains anywhere else? like down your arm or anything

nah mate

no HA, just really bad indegestion I think


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 23:04:17
If it's just heartburn the doctor won't be able to do much else. How long's it been going on for?



Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Jobi on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 23:09:52
can you see a bright light with figures beckoning you to it?


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 23:09:57
Get some decent peppermints. Extra strong mints or those new Extra Mints. Peppermint works a fucking treat on stomach shit.

Love Dr Barry. xx


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 23:22:26
You could also try manning up ;)


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 23:22:47
If it's just heartburn the doctor won't be able to do much else. How long's it been going on for?



about an hour


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 23:23:34
You could also try manning up ;)

good shout


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 23:24:27
can you see a bright light with figures beckoning you to it?

If I die tonight I am going to find you and haunt you


then shag your missus


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 08:22:39
Has it gone Fred?


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Berniman on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 08:23:19
You could also try manning up ;)

I am not going up anywhere!!!

 :gay:



Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 08:28:10
Avoid alcolhol, caffeine and smoking.


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: dell boy on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 08:34:04
If you still have the pain Fred, get checked out, do not wait any longer - DO IT NOW!


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: farmer61 on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 08:37:48
Stop eating shite fatty food?


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 08:56:37
a good old podge! that will sort you out!  :girlgiggle:


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 09:22:14
If he's got a dodgy ticker it'll probably finish him off.


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 11:11:32
Are you still with us Frederick?


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: pauld on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 12:27:26
a good old podge! that will sort you out!  :girlgiggle:
That's a very generous offer JFW. Not been feeling too clever myself now you come to mention it ...


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Freddies Ferret on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 12:32:08
is fred dead?


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 12:55:16
as it's been over 12 hours since his last post, i officially declare him dead.

i want his tv.


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Power to people on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 14:57:11
It was obviously the start of a heart attack and it is all down to TEF for not calling for an ambulance

RIP Fred he's obviously gone to the STFC stadium in the sky...as long as he remembers TEF in his will


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 15:17:03
I am fine but doc thinks I may have an ulcer


yippee


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 15:26:58
God lord man! you need to start looking after yourself!


Title: Re: Dr TEF
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Thursday, June 3, 2010, 17:45:42
I am fine but doc thinks I may have an ulcer
yippee
Just put some bonjela on it and stop fucking whinging.