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Wish people would stop fucking moaning about it! 'Ooooh, its too hot. I don't like it. It's too hot to do anything..'. Its fucking amazing, just get a nice ice cold beer, sit in the sun and enjoy it ffs!!

bit too hot to sit in the sun mate

oh it's lush.walked the dog twice today and it's perfect.not too hot, just right.

106.7 degrees pitch side at Wembley :eek:

I want it like this next week but not if it's going to be that hot.

http://uk.weather.com/weather/10day-Wembley-UKXX1158

Not too warm by the looks....but hopefully dry.

we'll be in the shade whilst the millwall get blinded by the sun.nice!

it's too hot in the sun and too cool in the shade as there is quite a strong breeze around here. it's still lush nevertheless \o/

It's pretty hot working in a kitchen with nothing to open to get a breeze through.

Fantastic evening here in sunny B'mth.

Bah! Far too hot. If I wanted to be this hot, I'd be foreign

bloody immagrents, coming over here, bringing their sunshine.

I like weather.

You are foreign

Sounds perfect. It's the long days that I like, not the heat. England is situated too far north for its' inhabitants to be accustomed to/comfortable with the heat. This ain't hot though, tis just right.

Not where I'm from, I'm not.

Well nice weather. I tried revising in the garden but started turning pink after an hour.

Sometimes I think being ginger isn't all it's cracked up to be

It's alright as long as you're not working in it.

I'm nicely pink from lounging around by the Thames at Lechlade... my pasty skin can't take it

Scorcher up here today. Working, great.

Had a luvverly afternoon on Lyme Regis beach with the family yesterday afternoon, one of the bonusses of living 10 miles from the coast.

I love it when its nice like this -bbq today washed down with plenty of ice cold strongbow - perfect !  :toocool:  

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

i'm having a bbq today.my mrs is gonna have to do her first ever one, as i'm hanging.

Nooooooooooo bbq's are mans work!

usually jj.not today.

Make sure you supervise her Arriba ;)

of course jj.that goes without saying

I'm at a junior football tournament today, and it's proper scooorchioooo (sp)

sat under a giant oak tree in the grounds of arundel castle eating a calipo and watching sussex. Had breakfast on beach this morning. Sometimes i love my life

Is he aware of this

I spent a lot of my day sat in a library pretending to revise whilst perving over the females 'n there buff tingz

Another great day weather wise -nicely toasted today - does life get any better -1 week to go - cant wait - just 5 crap days at work first  :toocool:

i did the bbq in the end.

had a very productive afternoon of overhauling my CV and searching for jobs all from the comfort of my back garden. i like this weather.

just been for a walk along the thames and am still sat in the garden watching the sun set slowly.

lovely!

Glad to hear it arriba - as was said before bbq is no place for a woman !

Today was the dog's bollocks..absolutely perfect..FACT!

Sorry, but this has to be done..I've had this song on the brain all day..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4pppHD7HNQ

Unicorn watching must have been fun....

I spent the day cutting grass and roasting in my car. Not the best way to enjoy the sun but it was better than being indoors.

You should have opened the windows ::)

I did actually. Did fuck all. Lovely bit of infor for you there.

Just sat in the garden for a couple of hours doing fuck all.

What a beatiful day.

supposed to be nice for saturday too. 18 + deg.

JFW loves the sun!!! Topping up my tan for Sat!

i can see it now

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Oh how I soapy tit wank-ed!!

now thats given me a wrong image ;)

Oh!!! I didn't put that!! It's changed it!! Eek that looks rude!!

Pics?

I'm never normally bothered by the temperature either way but the wife is here snoring like a fucking walrus and also emitting heat like a chuffin radiator, any advice? Can't even open the window!

I find a pillow over the face, help firmly in place, usually does the trick.

The snoring stops almost immediately and she will also start to cool down after a few minutes.

The effort of carrying her to the car and finding a place to dump the body might put you off though. Especially in this heat.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I extradited the missus to the spare room for the forseeable future. She does my fucking head in with the snoring, especially in hayfever season. As you may have guessed, i'm tired and grumpy.

There There Im here for you

weather is looking good for saturday

clear skies and 20ºc

This whole page is possibly one of my favourites, just about every post. It's like a classic album, JFW got it off to a tremendous start & the quality didn't deteriorate from then on. I was chuckling like a good un. Maybe I'm just in a good mood......

I know some people don't like arse-kissing, so to make up for that, and to those people - "FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU CUNTS".

 more people seem to be driving like cunts in this warm weather

looks to be shit for saturday

http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/2695?&search=wembley&itemsPerPage=10&region=world&area=Wembley