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OK, being as it's been very slow over the last few days I thought I'd start a worst eleven thread.

Being as there are quite a few young members I thought we'd limit it to the start of the season after the Premiership up to now.

so do we have to do our own worste 11 or just add players

If anyone puts Eric in the worst 11 I'll beat them up :x

Be warned :old:

Eric Sabin

You a marked man Asher old son :x

.....................as captain

Ben Martin
David Duke
Jason Drysdale
Andy Mutch

Likewise if anyone's team features David Duke I will put a rotten fish up your arse, and feed constipation pills to you.

kim heiselberg
marco tuomela
gary elkins
alan young  :twisted:
john sutton

Hammond

Drysdale
Dryden
Viveash
Elkins

Duke
Howe
McHugh
Walters (at the end)

Proctor
Slabber

Subs

Farr
Tuomela
Hewlett
Holcroft
Fenn

Changing teh subject a bit we had this left back turn up last season ona  sunday, I was naturally wrecked and he gave it teh big one, had nice new boots said he use to be on carlisles books! Wanky manager gave him a run out and after 12 mins he got taken off and asher was back..

now he was the worst player ever.

Swindon - kilcline????

tbf daves spot on with that team.

I'm going for:

Talia

Mark Robinson - Captain
Jason Drysdale
Marco Toumela
Brian Kilcline

Matthew Hewlett
Frazer McHugh
Bobby Howe
Joey Beauchamp

Lloyd Opara
Jamie Slabber - Note, was Alan Young, but changed my mind.

Subs:

Kim Heiselberg - he of the permanent foul throw.
Gary Elkins
Jimmy Glass
Mark McCammon
Neale Fenn

Looking at a team like that fills me with optimism for the following campaign.  There's no way, no matter what happens, that we will be as bad as this team would be.

You see, i actually liked Robinson.  Reliable.

I think I hate him more than any other Town player ever.

Oh dear.  I was only young at the time, that could have clouded my judgement.  A bit like Joey.  I thought he was a good player, even if he was a rather girly scummer.

Trouble is I couldn't really think of another player bad enough to play on the left wing, so it had to be Joey really. :twisted:

beauchamp was good if we were winning, & shit if he was getting shoved about a bit. a bit like sammy igoe.



what team do you play for on a sunday?

anyone for griffin? he was rubbish!

Southbrook, were a bunch of piss heads!

GK - N Hammond

RB - M Robinson
LB - K Heiselberg
CB - R Dryden
CB - B Martin

RM - D Hooper
CM - B Howe
CM - M Hewlett
LM - J Bumchump

S - J Slabber
S - N Fenn

that lot wouldnt even finish in the top half of the conference.

division 4 - bottom? don't think you get relegated though coz the league is being restructured. we finished 4th in division 5 and are getting promoted, so i could be playing against you next year!

http://full-time.thefa.com/gen/Index.do

www.ssfl.co.uk is the direct link to the Swindon sunday league.

I played for Brookhouse farm last season. We were relegated from div 6 :oops:

DIVISION SIX              P W D L F A Pts
DOLPHIN  20 17 2 1 89 29 53
NINE ELMS  20 16 1 3 115 32 49
ARVAL CRICKLADE  20 13 3 4 73 36 42
419 ERS  20 13 0 7 68 39 39
NATIONWIDE LIFE  20 10 1 9 75 62 31
KINGSDOWN UNITED  20 9 2 9 51 58 29
TAWNY OWL  19 9 1 9 47 65 28
CHESTERS  20 4 2 14 37 83 14
INTERMACH ENGINEERING  20 3 4 13 32 96 13
AFC SOUTHSIDE  20 3 1 16 31 58 10
BROOK HOUSE FC  19 2 3 14 25 85 9

the shame. 2 wins, 85 goals conceded :oops:

We were awful at times, Were not bad individuals but as a team no one plays! It was shocking at tiems however next year I think teh aim is to get at least 2 players sober! plus I am aiming at right back had enough of left back

we'll be in division 6 next season i think (finished 3rd in div 7 last year) we beat intermach engineering (see piemonte's league) 4-0 yesterday in a friendly. i lashed home our second on the volley, it wouldv'e been rude not to.

that site is crap though, fa one is better, shows all team stats & appearances n stuff. i played 13 games last year before getting injured  :cry:

asher stay left back then you can mark me (if you can catch me  :wink: )

i think we played you a few season's ago & it was pissing down with rain, a proper hailstorm, and it was 4-4 or something. do you play over pinehurst way?

They did concede 96 goals in 20 games though Dex. :shock:

Le God - Youra  marked man! Just remind me before the game and id wear shin pads!!!  Yeah teh grounds over there cant really rememebr that game but sounds familiar us letting in four goals anyway!

Cheers LGC, didnt realise the FA site did stats too, how cool is that??

Its there in black and white, i failed to score last season. It dosnt show that I hit the bar with a 20 yard pliedriver though on a rare occasion I made it into the opositions 3rd of the pitch.

Dex - Intermach were shite, but really really dirty. hence why they finished above us. Our first game this season got abandoned when their centre forward sparked out our keeper as a corner came in. Both teams were already down to 10 men by that point after a first half punch up.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I love sunday league :D

I want to start playing again next season.  If my old team would have me back.

Its what we all live for!

Dave - southbrook would have you

who did you play for blackcurrant?

I'm not calling you Dave anymore. its not even your name. I feel cheated. :cry:

Yeah...I second that...youra  fraud (not that I am against a bid of fraud)

I was considering reverting back to 'Beadles Hand' now Dave is discounted.

I played for Royston teh season before last, then no one last season.

Ash, i'm a left back, so i'd have to displace you.  :wink:

Oi, Right firstly you wont replace me, secondly I play with both feet and both are as crap as each other and thirdly I add comical value to teh team like pulling teh west indies turban and dreadlocks last season - classic

I'm right footed, so im sure i could switch sides...

Wally???? You have to be fucking kidding me!

Yeah we'll be in division 6 as well, top 5 teams from 7 went up to fill gaps...

We are a very good side on our day, sadly we are a very good passing side which is difficult on the shit pitches we play on.

One of our players now has his level 2 fa coaching badge, so hopefully we'll train better and be a bit fitter and stronger next season.

The futures purple!!!

Dave B - I play for Royston now, wouldnt have been there when you were there....how was it?

Griffin is ace and still is. Wasn't really given much of a chance.

1. Frank Talia

2. Gary Elkins
3. Gareth Hall
4. Brain Borrows
5. Fred Darras

6. Peter Holcroft
7. Lee Collins
8. Darren Bollocks
9. Austin Berkley

10. Eric Sabin
11. Tommy Mooney

Blinkpip, surely you can do better (or worse) than that.

There's no way Brian Borrows should feature.

Sorry it was a quick spin off my head.
I could name loads.

Drysdale £340'000
Bullock £400'000
Mark Robinson £600,000
Gary Elkins £100'000


 :chunder:

If Bullock had cost 100,000 I wouldn't have minded so much.  He wasn't awful like the others were, just occasionally a thug.

Adrian Whitbread was pretty dire and the less said about Frank McAvennie the better.

He might be a cunt but there's no way he should be there.

Yeah, see Frank McAvennie falls just short of the first season allowed, so we don't even have to think of him, or Terry Fenwick, or Dave Webb, or Laurie Sanchez (although he did get an assist for one of Jan's best goals of the season away at Blackburn), I mean I could go on...

Sorry bout that-I stand by Whitters though

Hehe, you can have Adi, I thought he was OK, but your quite welcome to pick him. 8)

Blinkpip put Brian Borrows in his side... he was a class act.

You can't put Whitbread in the side just because of that injury time scrambled winner against Spurs.

Drysdale is the worst player I've ever seen in a Town shirt.

I'm sorry, but no worst 11 is complete without Leigh Barnard in midfield !

Gotta think that Nestor Lorenzo should be centreback considering the amount we paid for him !

Andy Mutch might be worth a shout up front too !

Chris Ramsey misses out at left back just because he was a legend. He is the only left back I have ever seen get caught out of position from the kick off and therefore 'have' to tackle a right winger round the waist and get sent off in the first minute ! Class !!!!

NMH

Andy Mutch was no great shakes but I'll never forget his last minute equaliser at Coventry,his cartwheel celebration at home V Newcastle and his 2 goals v Millwall in the League Cup-come to think of it the guy was a legend!

Got sent off at Goodison Park too.