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Ok it seems like another day without any news on the STFC front but surely someone must have something to tell?

Weekend high jinks?

Asher did you do anything illegal at the weekend?

Kinky Tom how was your champagne breakfast thing?

Walrus you must have fallen over and missed a train or crashed a car?

Sonic did you get pilled up and dance your tits off in a field with the Junglist massive?

I went to the Races at Sandown on Saturday and lost 100 quids and got rip roaring drunk. 8)

Friday night i went to the army summer ball. that was weird. there was a falconry display. And one of the falcons got in a fight with a black bird. fireworks were okay. music was poor but drink was extremaly cheap. three double vodka redbulls was £3.20.

I went to a bbq on Saturday where i was told that Asher actually has an anti-drugs stance, which has confused my impression of him somewhat...

This weekend, Friday night I was a taxi but also went to walkabout, rubbish night! Saturday was ok went shopping (and yes I paid for things - didnt steal them) sat night went for a few beers with a mate and crashed out about midnight.  Sunday went shopping again and then to teh lass's house for teh evening.

All in all a very quiet and uneventful weekend.....and I have now realised I blew about £400 how!!!!! im such a girl

 8) Who won?

dave -- ha ha ha, I do (please note marie) who told you that tho, jo? She is so blonde I love it

Racist

Sorry Yeovil, the champagne breakfast was the weekend prior.  It was a good day though thank-you.

This weekend all I did was get uber-mashed on Friday night, played a few games of pool on Saturday afternoon, followed by a game of poker in the evening (no money, only plastic chips).  Sunday all I did was do nothing.  

There really does seem to be a worrying absence of activity on here though.  Could this be down to the uni going masses being without access to the net now?  

Nearly mid-day, and still no new news on thisis, nothing interesting on the official site, and not even any decent jobs in my local rag.

I'm bored, but have nothing new to really contribute.  The best I can hope for is that someone else has done something of interest this weekend so we can all quiz him/her on said interesting activity.

Yep Jo. Just dropped in "does Ash deal in illegal substances" while we were both plastered.

Very blonde indeed.

ha ha, just dropped it in! Brilliant, I text her sat night me and my mate sizz were gonna pop in but she didnt reply, were many there?

Weekend was shit.
Went home from work early on Friday cos i felt ill.
Spent saturday looking after my wife as she had a migrane and was being sick all day. Nice!!!
Sunday was another lazy day. Went out for lunch and then had a kip before the GP started at 5pm. which was shit.

total spent - £25

Oh, I did watch some of the first series of I'm Alan Partridge though.

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm revising like buggery at the minute. And when I'm not revising I'm playing cricket.

Lock stock was on on Saturday night, which went down very nicely with a few beers and a pizza round my mate's house.

Not many by the time i turned up. Was good though.  I drank too much rum and fell asleep on the sofa.  8)

Theres nothing in the Adver football related.

Always the sign ofa  good bbq

I missed the food, which was a bit of a bugger.  :?

Didn't Ms Gray insist that last week would be eventful? Sp far Rhys Evans has said he might stay, King has talked about womens football, and we've failed to get any home friendlies.  Hardly exciting stuff.

Sodding hell.  I'd even feel OK if all they told us was that they've had to have a re-shuffle in the tea making department.  As it is we get nada!

STFC..... piss up........ brewery.  Fill in the blanks.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/robus1971/photo-0057.jpg

Heres a photo of smelly John

(apologies if I accidently sent this to anyones phone on Saturday I was trying to send it to myself but fucked up)

Is he talking to Roland Rat?

STFC hero Bobby Howe earns employment cleaning piss up in local brewery - a story of the fall and fall of a Div 2 footballer.

quite gald you dont have my number as that would have made me feel sick

Hehe. :soapy tit wank:

The falcon won as the black bird got scared and hid in a tree. but it was amusing for all of about 2 minutes.
i also revised abit yesterday in between watching moto gp and grand prix. OH and i also booked moto gp tickets for july at donnington.

cough cough did you book tickets? Need to tell me something? Did you use your card?

ummm yes i booked tickets and i used a card. it just wasn't mine....

And they all think im dodgy on here! Its all you, you stole someones details ie skimmed a crad....shocking

(How much did it cost me?)

we'l talk later!

:D

she's taken control already...   :|  :nono:

No Chance!!!! as she said I always get my own way.......

Ive just re looked at that pic and it does remind me of roland rat...they were the days

I went to Brighton for a Stag do, cheers for the recommendations on places to go Sussex, Mex, Dave, Walrus and Brighton. Went to Tzar bar and funky Budha on Saturday and they were both quality.
 
Friday
Started boozing in the hotel at 4.00 then went to a Mexican restaurant for some grub. Total bill came to £560 between 10 of us of which only £140ish was spent on food.

Then went on to try and get into a bar/club on the seafront, got turned away from a few before ending up in the Beach Club? which was dire, but served booze till the early hours.

Saturday
Went clay pigeon shooting at a place near Lower Beeding near Burgess Hill (is that near you Sussex?).

Then went back to Brighton and went out and got smashed mainly due to replacing the need for food with drinking a vast array of shots including flatliners. Also tried a few of the drinks suggested on here including an Algi (disgusting Asher) and a pint of Green Shit (not bad Dave).

Ended up at a titty club called Top Totty which was pretty crap, pretty ugly birds and no pant removal.

Had a small skirmish with a group of chavs down West Street, (which at 3.00 in the morning looks like a scene from Beirut) whilst looking for a kebab, best man got a black eye but the Burberry boys definately came off worse. :wink:


Sunday
Spent the day walking round Brighton trying to sober up sufficiently to be able to drive home.

Algi - Welcome to the club! Soudns a top weekend did the stag have a good time?

Santa Fe for the grub?  Good choice if so, lovely food, good range of spirits!!  8)

Yeah I think so. He was getting a bit whingey on Friday as we kept buying him shots and he was refusing to drink unless we all were. It was sorted by us getting a round of 9 shot glass measures of water and 1 tequilla.  :D

No, I think it was called Dig in the Ribs or something.

Food was pretty good, and they were pretty good at letting us mix up our own drinks which some places refuse to do.

 Did you send me a picture of John McCririck?

yes sorry

Friday
12 hour shift at Ladbrokes followed by a few swift stellas in Brighton's dirtiest most scum-filled hole of a late night bar.

Saturday
12 hour shift at Ladbrokes, then headed home and fell asleep in front of Lock Stock...

Sunday
Again.. Ladbrokes  :roll: , then met up with a few work-mates from different shops for a few 'quiet' pints after work. £1.80 a pint & free food in the Fishbowl started us on the road to oblivion, we had to leave in the end because the woman singing and playing her acoustic guitar was fucking awful. Then on to the Black Lion for £2.05 Kroneys followed by downstairs in Creation where all the drinks were £1.50 and there were pole-dancers  :D .

Don't remember much after 11pm.. I think the endless supply of cheap carlsberg export and sambuca took it's toll, don't remember leaving the place although we've got some video of some pissed-up c*nt in a Ladbrokes uniform and aviator shades (me) attemting to poll dance at about 12:15am.

Next thing I remember is attempting to 'borrow' the Union Jack from the flag-pole of the Grand hotel on the sea-front by burning through the cord with a lighter :shock:
I'm pretty sure we left as hotel staff began to call the police.

Now i'ts absolutely gorgeous outside and i'm sat in a darkened room attempting to recover from the serious hangover with a bacon and egg mcmuffin and 4 litres of water :(

Friday:

I went to the union club. Was quite tipsy when I got there as I'd started drinking at 4:30. Got absolutely wasted and it was great fun.

Saturday:

NO HANGOVER! 8)
All day bbq. After carrying a crate of beer for 15 minutes in the heat I was knackerd. Collapsed in the garden from heat exhaustion, then proceded to get drunk  :beers: Didn't really eat much.
Went out to Academy where I decided that alcohol was great fun, and the bigger the quantity consumed then better the time. I was deifinately right, although the lack of females didn't allow me to put my beer goggles on as much as I'd liked to.

Sunday:
NO HANGOVER AGAIN!  8)

Had a really shit all day coursework session though, and everybody was trying to get the answers off me  :-))(
Just finished said coursework after a nice 6 hour sleep and going to hand it in soon.

My posting days seem to be over til I head back to Swindon at least, but no broadband there so I won't be able to fix stuff on here all summer  :o
Oh and I really need a summer job, I'm poor  :cry:

Asher, I'm the third fastest in Southampton at wiping the license number from any car. Gizza job ;)

3rd is not first nor second....need to improve before you get a interview even

 Phew! That's solved that mystery.

Sorry Yeovil.  Pretty quiet weekend this one with very little happening, apart from my friday night in Croydon picking up my sister...  :|

Exams at the moment mean I can't afford to get bladdered, but this friday intend on having a big one.  Mate might be having a party, or failing that down my adopted local.

Have spent most of this weekend revising/playing FM2005/downloading music.

JMH75 - your avatar makes me feel sick... Chris Kamara I take it?

BrightonRed - pole dancing on Creation?  Is this only on Sunday nights?  I need to gout in Brighton more!

I'm not sure to be quite honest but the Ladbrokes 'crew' have graced the place with our presence on at least two occasions.
It's only the bottom floor (at the front).

Word of warning though: the musics pretty awful and the dancer is a little on the 'mature' side although she's still got a fantastic body!
but at the end of the day who can argue with free entry, £1.50 drinks and a pole dancer?

yep that's right 8)

Hello I'm back. My internet keeps randomly working and not working  8)
Seems I may be here for a little bit more  :soapy tit wank:

Thank buggery though, because I need to send some important emails

Intermitent Si.. :cry:

I did jaff all this weekend. it was shite  :|