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Swindon boss hails striker Austin

Swindon Town manager Danny Wilson says that striker Charlie Austin has exceeded all expectations this season.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/swindon_town/8679653.stm

No shit!

In other news: The Moon isn't made of cheese, John Terry isn't someone you'd want as your mate and Fatbury is obsessed by some 4th division footballer.

You'd be able to get coke in good supply from JTs dad though!

i thought it was a good way of giving him a bit of a confidence boost ahead of tomorrow's game

That's the way i read it Sonic.

Fuck you Herthab. I miss the tooth fairy and now you have made it worse.

 :cry:

I expected at least 40 goals.

Disapointed.

To be honest i dont think he needs a confidence boost...he is full of it.
But yes....its just good old fashioned management skills.

i dread to think what the smoking chimps attempt at boosting a player's confidence would have been like on the eve of the brighton play-off semi-final in '04. he'd probably have ignored them.

nah he wouldve called him a shit cunt

Has a coke problem according to the bloke I was earwigging on in the charlton queue

Funny that. Just about everyone has something different to say about his personal life these days.

Yeah. I heard he shits on swans whilst beating himself with a shovel.

He has issues that boy.

i heard he cant see his reflection in mirrors.

This sort of thing really annoys me.
Our best prospect in recent times and 'fans' still continue to make rumours up about his private life.

Bet they were kissing his arse last night..

Fuck that. If he can keep this sort of record up I don't care if he's a heroin addict!

Cocaine is only a problem if you can't afford it, and he can so no worries.

The other problem is finding some decent stuff

I heard a rumour that Charlie has been to Burger King on more than one occasion.

I heard that he can't see his reflection in mirrors when he's shitting on a swan whilst beating himself with a shovel and doing a line of coke off the globulous greasy tits of the overweight 16 year old lonely goth girl who works in burger king.

Yeh, that one's been doing the rounds for a while now...

Charlie, Charlie Austin?

An innocent question asked by his dealer, then suddenly the whole crowd are at it.

His girlfriend (if he's still with her) works at the same place at me.  There's only approximately 2,800 people in the building, but it's amazing how many of those people seem to know the ins and outs of Charlie's personal life from her and then proceed to spread the stories round the various departments they work in.   I imagine she enjoys the attention of being associated with him and a simple little comment to a mate about a night out would then chinese whisper into something completely perverse, as was the rumour that floated around the building a couple of months ago.  Have to say though, cocaine did come up in that story!  Personally, I couldn't give a toss what he does in his own time as long as it doesn't impact on his day job!

Edited sorry should not have posted

Could well be.  Someone in my department used to live by her and pointed her out to me, pretty girl with long dark hair.  Funnily enough though, when I last saw her in the restuarant, her appearance had changed slightly and she was definitely going for WAG look!  What happened on facebook then?

There was some cunt spreading nasty nasty rumours that I'm not willing to repeat.

You can repeat them via the PM function to me ta..