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Title: A little domestic help please
Post by: DMR on Monday, May 10, 2010, 17:56:25
One of my charming housemates, whilst under the influence of several beers, decided to decorate our fridge with his new Sharpie, snazzy eh? Only problem being we've left it on there for a couple of weeks so it's well and truly dried on, landlord is visiting tomorrow and some of the stuff is not exactly easy on the eye.

Tried the old hot soapy water and scrubbing like mad, any suggestions? Bleach?


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: axs on Monday, May 10, 2010, 17:57:48
Whiteboard pen will dissolve it


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, May 10, 2010, 17:58:00
Buy a new fridge. Same model.  ;)


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: leefer on Monday, May 10, 2010, 17:59:40
Bar Keepers Friend....can get it from Sainsburys etc.
Mix like a paste first then scrub to oblivion....dont use bleach.


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, May 10, 2010, 18:02:18
Deodorant works normally on permanent markers


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Monday, May 10, 2010, 18:03:27
Just get the sharpie and alter the pictures. Very easy to change a picture of a cock'n'balls to that of a smiley face.


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: suttonred on Monday, May 10, 2010, 18:04:30
Or a norman soldier


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Coca Fola on Monday, May 10, 2010, 18:04:55
Gouge his eyes out with the sharpie. He'll never see it.


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: DMR on Monday, May 10, 2010, 18:05:09
Whiteboard pen will dissolve it

Fail


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: larwood on Monday, May 10, 2010, 18:05:20
What is a Sharpie?


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: axs on Monday, May 10, 2010, 18:05:53
Fail

Meh, its worked for me.


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: larwood on Monday, May 10, 2010, 18:07:00
Ha ha.Its a pen.Brilliant!  :D


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, May 10, 2010, 19:40:12
Get down to a polish shop if you got one and ask for something called "spyritus" its near enough pure alcohol (about 97% proof) Shuold do the job, whatever you do, dont drink it....ever.

or what about nail varnish remover?


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: axs on Monday, May 10, 2010, 19:41:31
Is that a polish shop as in Brasso or polish shop as in Teski?


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, May 10, 2010, 19:42:07
Just get the sharpie and alter the pictures. Very easy to change a picture of a cock'n'balls to that of a smiley face.
[url width=300 height=225]http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~palindrome/Alan/imalan/twatcar.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, May 10, 2010, 21:33:49
What about putting a 'throw' over the fridge? If its good enough for a sofa.


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, May 10, 2010, 21:37:39
Take the fridge outside he won't notice it's missing.


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, May 10, 2010, 21:38:47
Buy some white paint


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, May 10, 2010, 21:40:18
Swap the fridge and the freezer around.


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Batch on Monday, May 10, 2010, 21:50:16
Buy 5000 assorted coloured fridge magnets and make a nice mosaic.


or cover it in brown paper/wall paper/whatever like a 1980's school text book.


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Monday, May 10, 2010, 21:55:06
Tippex - family size.


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: herthab on Monday, May 10, 2010, 22:12:28
I hope he sees it and you get evicted


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Crozzer on Monday, May 10, 2010, 22:50:17

Hand cleanser which is mainly ethanol should take care of it.


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: pauld on Monday, May 10, 2010, 23:20:40
Get someone to extend it into a Banksy-alike mural thingy and tell him his fridge is now worth 2 million quid


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 03:12:26
bleajch worked wonderfuilly well thanks all xx PS SO DID GUinness which i mainly drank as it is neicer than bleacj xxxxxx


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: tans on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 06:06:31
good night then dave?


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 07:09:37
I don't think I would have liked uni well having to live with people that draw on fridges anyway!!


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 08:11:43
There's still time to find out, you can enter as a mature student


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Ardiles on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 10:07:17
'Cock piss Partridge' is one of my all time favourite pieces of graffiti.  It's right up there with 'Insert baby for refund' which, according to urban legend, was once found scrawled on the side of a contraceptive vending machine in a pub toilet.


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 13:44:19
good night then dave?

Good question


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 13:59:07
There's still time to find out, you can enter as a mature student

Yeah, come with!


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 14:02:11
We could spend all day eating chocolate oranges watching Jeremy Kyle and Reading about Pavan?


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 14:40:14
That'd suit me just fine


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 15:51:54
We could spend all day eating chocolate oranges watching Jeremy Kyle and Reading about Pavan?

so, 'work' then ?


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 15:55:08
There's still time to find out, you can enter as a mature student
I quit my shitty job and did just that last September, havent looked back...


Title: Re: A little domestic help please
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 18:30:17
I quit my shitty job and did just that last September, havent looked back...

Haven't earnt much either, I'll wager.