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Title: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: Crispy on Sunday, May 9, 2010, 16:24:21
Well, was speaking to a brist*l Rovers fan about yesterday and we came up with a charlie austin song

In the tune of bob the builder ;)

Charlie the builder can he fix it?
Charlie the builder YES HE CAN
Ward and Ferry join the crew
building on last season, so much to do
danny and the gang have so much fun
now we're off to wembley to get the job done!

Anybody fancy singing it with me friday or am i going to be the only  :cunt: singing this?


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, May 9, 2010, 16:26:10
Well, was speaking to a brist*l Rovers fan about yesterday and we came up with a charlie austin song

In the tune of bob the builder ;)

Charlie the builder can he fix it?
Charlie the builder YES HE CAN
Ward and Ferry join the crew
building on last season, so much to do
danny and the gang have so much fun
now we're off to wembley to get the job done!

Anybody fancy singing it with me friday or am i going to be the only  :cunt: singing this?
The latter.


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, May 9, 2010, 16:26:44
I feel violated just reading it


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: Crispy on Sunday, May 9, 2010, 16:30:08
was only a laugh :(


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, May 9, 2010, 16:39:57
go bury your head in shame at such an utterly shit chant(if you can call it that)


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Sunday, May 9, 2010, 16:41:38
Stop raping my ears


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: DV on Sunday, May 9, 2010, 16:59:24
I think most of us are too old to have even heard of bob the builder...


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: Highland Robin on Sunday, May 9, 2010, 17:01:46
Some of us are so old we have heard of Bob the Builder over and over again, from children and now grandchildren.... :D


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: Crispy on Sunday, May 9, 2010, 21:16:20
YES HE CAN! :)


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Sunday, May 9, 2010, 22:02:36
Gay.


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: walrus on Sunday, May 9, 2010, 22:45:44
I'm going to stab you in the face.


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: nochee on Sunday, May 9, 2010, 23:00:27
Well, was speaking to a brist*l Rovers fan about yesterday and we came up with a charlie austin song

In the tune of bob the builder ;)

Charlie the builder can he fix it?
Charlie the builder YES HE CAN
Ward and Ferry join the crew
building on last season, so much to do
danny and the gang have so much fun
now we're off to wembley to get the job done!

Anybody fancy singing it with me friday or am i going to be the only  :cunt: singing this?

I think you should sing it on your own, in the centre circle, with a mic


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, May 10, 2010, 07:45:53
2 words. Oh Dear!


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: fish head on Monday, May 10, 2010, 18:54:48
:dito:

:sucks:

sorry


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: herthab on Monday, May 10, 2010, 18:58:42
Catchy!

I like it!

Perhaps we can also sing (To the tune of Bill and Ben)

Bill Takes Pens
Bill Takes Pens
Billy P, Billy P,
Bill Takes Pens.

Then, after he scores a penalty:

Bill Scores Pens,
Bill Scores Pens,
Billy P, Billy P,
Bill Scores Pens.



Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: fish head on Monday, May 10, 2010, 18:59:49
:suicide:


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: herthab on Monday, May 10, 2010, 19:00:37
:suicide:

As critiques go, that was hardly constructive.


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: fish head on Monday, May 10, 2010, 19:02:02
steaming pile of shite


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: herthab on Monday, May 10, 2010, 19:03:17
steaming pile of shite

Much better.


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: sn5_red on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 06:57:30
i always liked what arsenal used to do at highbury.....


.... We're the Town End, We're the Town End, We're the Town End County Ground

followed by

We're the South Stand, We're the South Stand, We're the South Stand County Ground

followed by

We're the Arkells

scrap the end actually   ;D


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 07:11:22
Danny Wilson's Red and White Army will do nicely.

Unless someone can work out a chant to the tune of Trumpton.


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 07:35:34
we sang we're the south stand etc at brentford home and the town end look confused, will try again on friday night.


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: axs on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 17:06:47
we sang we're the south stand etc at brentford home and the town end look confused, will try again on friday night.

Couldn't hear you.


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: Crispy on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 17:17:42
Hi there,
Long time reader but never really fancied getting involved, its a shame my first post had to be on such a riculus thread.
Talking about songs on the forum gets slated at the best of times, but what kind of song is that?
Sure I think Austin needs a better song but bob the builder? 
Shame my first post had to be a fucking whinge and after such a good season the thing which made me do my first post is something just tragic and in my eyes has not been slated enough.
But il lay off now Crispy cause I do watch your youtube videos. Have you not got any of Millwall?

They're uploading now mate, and, it was a joke :)


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 18:08:23
Still think my homage to Paynter (To the tune of Bill & Ben) deserves a bit more recognition.


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, May 11, 2010, 18:22:44
Have a peanut ?


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Thursday, May 13, 2010, 08:58:38
Are you gay?


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: pauld on Thursday, May 13, 2010, 08:59:15
Fancy your chances, chalkie?


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Thursday, May 13, 2010, 09:23:54
No thanks. Being married 20 years , I'll stick to celibacy.


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, May 13, 2010, 21:57:07
Still think my homage to Paynter (To the tune of Bill & Ben) deserves a bit more recognition.

For the love of god shut up !


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: axs on Thursday, May 13, 2010, 21:57:55
They're uploading now mate, and, it was a joke :)

uh-huh.


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: crystall Tips on Thursday, May 13, 2010, 22:19:06
I did get a suggestion for recent 69er of Charlie song to the tune of Pink Flloyd's 'The Wall'

Would that have been worse or better than Bob the Builder?


Title: Re: Charlie the builder And Billy the Paynter!
Post by: Crispy on Tuesday, May 18, 2010, 11:14:39
I did get a suggestion for recent 69er of Charlie song to the tune of Pink Flloyd's 'The Wall'

Would that have been worse or better than Bob the Builder?

Worse, YES HE CAN!  :cunt: