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Well, somehow this has happened.  In the space of the week we've managed to get a 32-page issue out in time for the Brentford game. 

 NW6Red is the star man, did the layout and saw it through until the early hours of Monday to get it ready.  Done a brill job too.  The Flash, Oaksey Moonraker and Adje are also on the credits + a load of people who I don't think are TEFers.

I'll be selling near the club shop, there should also be other sale points round the ground.   
Oh and er if you can give up time to be a seller, let me know.    :)

Well, somehow this has happened.  In the space of the week we've managed to get a 32-page issue out in time for the Brentford game. 

 NW6Red is the star man, did the layout and saw it through until the early hours of Monday to get it ready.  Done a brill job too.  The Flash, Oaksey Moonraker and Adje are also on the credits + a load of people who I don't think are TEFers.

I'll be selling near the club shop, there should also be other sale points round the ground.  
Oh and er if you can give up time to be a seller, let me know.    :)

Great job! Won't be able to help sell as Im having my eyelashes permed Sat morning but I'll defo be buying one know my dad will too

If Adje is involved probably around £20 ;)

Twill cost a pound and fifty.

Great job! Won't be able to help sell as Im having my eyelashes permed Sat morning but I'll defo be buying one know my dad will too

Twill cost a pound and fifty. 

how could one obtain a copy without visting the county ground on saturday?

Crystall, are you the one selling the 69er in the "That's Football" film?

I've never seen the film, but there were rarely any girls helping me sell in the old days.   I have been described as 'a funny looking little woman with lots of hair' so if that's what the film shows, it's probably me.

As for how to get a copy of The 69er if you're not at the game Sat, if there are any left I'll be selling at Millwall otherwise I'll have to think bearing in mind payment will be difficult when it comes to sending through the post.

I have been described as 'a funny looking little woman with lots of hair' so if that's what the film shows, it's probably me.

I have been described as 'a funny looking little woman with lots of hair'

but always a smile :)

Ha!  That's true, I like to smile.

Got few hundred 69ers in my cupboard having picked them up from the printers this morning.  Smiling at that too - think they look pretty good.

You got old copies of the 69er printed also to sell ?

That would be something, wouldn't it.  No, but I have got a few old copies which I might bring along as freebies.

It’s a Man's Game?

It’s the same story every time they play
I see it in the nervousness on the face
The twitching irritability which builds from two days before
And stretches after defeat to two days beyond.
It’s the ‘get out of my way’ when I walk in front of Match of the Day
It’s the snarl I get when, fed up, I exclaim
"Oh for goodness sake, it’s only a game!"

We’ve been married for plenty of years,
But a bit of peace and quiet suits;
The house empty, I slow down the pace
Discussing with myself the merits(and demerits)of the good old human race
Turning the pages of those magazines never seen,
Eating those cakes so recently baked
Phoning my mother in peace.

But then the games over - quarter to five – that much I’ve learned
I check the score
And bate my breath…
But whatever the score, I know what’s in store
Is the after-match analysis, that list of names
That "bastard of a referee"
And that "dirty, northern number three"
So I whip off my pinny, smooth back my hair
And greet her with my usual smile
“It was great, John,” she says, “now give us a kiss.”

funny looking woman with lots of hair but always a smile :)

I'd be happy to sell a few, will be getting to the CG around 1:30 .. is that too late?

Crystall, are you the one selling the 69er in the "That's Football" film?

I've never seen the film, but there were rarely any girls helping me sell in the old days.   I have been described as 'a funny looking little woman with lots of hair' so if that's what the film shows, it's probably me.

I reckon to have 22 copies left out of 500. 

I also met Talk Talk in the County but he refused to have his picture took!!

I reckon to have 22 copies left out of 500. 

That's because I am the spitting image of Charlie Henry and it would have been pointless!

 8)

Any chance of another "last ever" end of season 69er next year then!

Well done and I forsee a round of smutty 69er jokes on Saturday

i gotta admit, when some bold dude came up to me in the toilets of the Merlin and asked if i wanted to buy the 69er magazine I thought not a chance pal and passed him on to the next cubicle

 ;D

A Jobi in the toilet, how apt.

tbf, the toilets were probably the only place I didn't try and flog a copy!

I nearly left mine on the Town End steps..

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jobby

I think someone needs to go back to school to learn how to spell.....fuckwit

Jobby > JOB-BEE

Jobi > JOE-BEE

Stop talking shite.

agreed i think you should. i came on here for a laugh not to get abused!

I fucking well will - do you want the Gold, Silver or Bronze service?

Well, if you didn't want to get abused, you're most definitely on the wrong forum. It's par for the course.

You cunt.

Well, if you didn't want to get abused, you're most definitely on the wrong forum. It's par for the course.

You cunt.

on one of my first posts? bit harsh but fair enough.....

welcome to the forum wouldve been fine, sorry for saying my name is Jobi and not Jobby. yes its a nickname and yes i was names after a scottish persons shit. that do ya?

cheers anyway

on one of my first posts? bit harsh but fair enough.....

welcome to the forum wouldve been fine,

I Consider this an endorsement!

Well, if you didn't want to get abused, you're most definitely on the wrong forum. It's par for the course.You cunt

Anna - excellent stuff, thank you. You were smiley & friendly with us too  :)

Seriously fella if you don't lighten up you aren't going to enjoy it here. My 'joke' was just that, not meaning to be offensive or personal, just have a laugh.

Haha, Budgie was stood exactly there when we drove in on Sat & he did the scratch-your-nut-sack-with-your-hands-in-your-pockets manoeuvre. An insignificant incident, just made us chuckle. We've all done it, Budgie....

 :D Can I put a request in for jayohaitchenn to add something here - another champion swearer.

Anna - excellent stuff, thank you. You were smiley & friendly with us too  :)

on one of my first posts? bit harsh but fair enough.....

welcome to the forum wouldve been fine, sorry for saying my name is Jobi and not Jobby. yes its a nickname and yes i was names after a scottish persons shit. that do ya?

You are Jockshite to me...please change user name accordingly!

cheers anyway

yay Jobi - welcome to the TEF you fucking wanking shit faced Uncle fucker !!!!

She always is to your face - she called you a bigot as soon as you were out of earshot

I'm crestfallen that Jobi thought I was personally insulting him, instead of indulging in some lighthearted banter.

When you've been here a while Jobi, you'll realise that I am one of the few on here who never insult anyone. In fact everyone on here knows I am the friendliest, nicest, most cheerful person you could hope to meet.

My sincerest apologies if I upset you, or caused you any distress.

help me jobi one kenobi,you're my only hope

.....plus i heard a rumour Billy P is off to leeds....

Old rumour. Heard about that a month or so ago.

Anteater, let me be the first, cunt. I've got a mate called Aard Vark and you are a mere carbon copy of him.

I'm even nice about you, that's because you pretend you're a bastard, but really you're a jolly good bloke.

What did you contribute Paul? I saw your name on the contributors list, but didn't see your name next to any article.

Anything to get your name in print then ;)

Anything to get your name in print then ;)

wouldn't be surprised if he stays or goes

paynter's waiting to see how things develop.
wouldn't be surprised if he stays or goes

thats why i got called Jobi, my name is Joe but my mates call me Jobi. although im Jobi Juan on xbox live so everyone thinks im fucking mexican anyway  ;D

You brown nosing little cunt.

Jobby wanker knobby?

Won't work, though will it?   We love you Davis, we do, we love you Davis we do etc etc

16 or so 69ers left now.

aha yes, will probably get there then - a break on the way and Dutch courage needed

Won't work, though will it? 

Thank fuck for that. 

Chalkie I Thank You !!!

The funniest thing was Flash trying to sell one to that woman off the radio Shirley something in the CGH asking her if she would like a 69er to which she replied she didn't have time but may enjoy it if she did.

Fuck you