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On STFC World today it has a video of Dougie answering fan's questions.

I asked what his favourite cheese was?

He doesn't like cheese  :noway:

He doesn't like cheese?

What a cunt.

I'd like to know if he could fuck one of the other players wags, which would it be and why.

Hewlett/gurney-gate mk II here we come.

This could seriously effect his chances of getting Player of the Year !!!!

I dont trust anyone that doesnt like cheese.

I could never be with a man that didnt like cheese!

I have seen a marmite cheese before.... not for me thanks.

I've had marmite cheddar, was quite good, prefer applying the marmite to the sandwich myself I think though.

I have one of those, but he will eat it on Pizza..........(Similar to saying you're a vegetarian but eat chicken nuggets!)

I snack on those tasty little fuckers. Always got a bag or two in my fridge. Agree with you about spreading it myself also. Can't get enough of it.

Will it put years on my life......or make my cock (even) bigger?

Nah, just high cholesterol and an increased risk of heart disease.

Wensleydale with Cranberries is one of my faves.

Never tried a marmite Cheddar as in the cracker type jobbies, always found the plain ones a bit greasy.

I like that cheeze with the chives in it....cheezy,chivevey cheeze.

I'm worried Cheesegate could completely derail our season

My husband doesn't like cheese.   It is a major source of irritation for me.   I wish I had known before I agreed to marry him.

Not liking cheese! I think that's just a excuse, he's hiding something bigger, but deflecting your attention with that. Yours Sigmuend Freud.

I reckon cheesegate is the reason for our recent dip in form and bad luck.

I've lost alot of respect I had for Dougie now.

It's a cheese dip

A life without cheese is no life at all.

On the Marmite front, I tried some Marmite  breakfast cereal bars the other day. I quite liked them.

My husband doesn't like marmite either.  he truly is shocking.

Also I was going to say that I'd have liked to see Gorgon Zola play for us.

A man who does not like cheese is a homo. Dougie was my plater of the season until now. Does not like cheese = does not like women.

I'm gonna change my surname from Backskin to Zola and my first name from Paul to Gordon. I've always wanted a name people can laugh at.

Marvellous!

IS THERE ANY RESPITE FROM THESE PUNS?!

 :clap:

I doubt there will brie

I gouda get outta here.

couldn't give e-dam

You're edamed if you do and edamed if you dont.

But wherever you go ... tread caerphilly.

All these puns are grating on me.

I am driving to Dursley later then onto Cheltenham..suppose you could call it Double Gloucester.

what a stinking bishop!

I need a brie-ther from these gags.

They have become a bit stiltoned

All this time spent making up puns and now I'm Rushan for work.

That was Gouda.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8NR20QSMfc

Thank you - I did not know such a thing existed. I know it might make me feta but I'll now be on the lookout for said item.

All these puns, you guys are crackers