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Title: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:12:30 Michael McIntyre.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Langers on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:14:38 A bit harsh?
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:16:27 McIntyre laughs at his own jokes... a lot.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:29:18 Whilst I hate McIntyre, and lose a little respect for those who like him, I was really looking for other suggestions of acceptably hated people. Non-political obviously, I know how these threads can get very boring.
Piers Morgan Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: BrightonRed on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:30:47 Michael McIntyre. Saw Michael McIntyre at a comedy club in Brighton well before he was a household name. He improvised his entire set based upon the audience responses to the compère's warm up. Fucking hilarious. Such a shame he's turned into such a sell-out cunt. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:32:55 Ann Diamond.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: tans on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:34:24 Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: tans on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:35:06 Timmy Mallet
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:38:21 Richard Hammond.
I can just about accept Clarkson as a sort of caricature of himself. James May is fine compared to the other two, he lives on a sort of comparison to retards. Richard Hammond should have died in that car crash. Not that it makes much difference. Look into his eyes next time he's on top gear. He's dead inside. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:42:05 Lauren Laverne
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:43:23 Lauren Laverne You don't mean that. She's lovely. Also I think yeovil might ban you. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:43:59 Matt Bellamy
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: mexico red on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:44:17 cj from eggheads
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:48:43 Ian Wright
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:51:40 Let's keep it to non-football too.
And a bit of reasoning wouldn't go a amiss. Saying that, CJ is a fucking good shout. What a cunt. I edited his wikipedia page once, saying that when he was off camera he was sucking on daphne's toes, it stayed on for ages, but I doubt it's on there anymore. Maybe that could be the next TEF Pressure group goal, to keep CJ from eggheads wikipedia page nicely vandalised. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:54:04 You need a reason to stamp on Ann Diamond's throat? You've changed.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:54:58 I don't know who Anne Diamond is.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: donkey on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:56:33 I don't know who Anne Diamond is. She's grammatically incorrect, which will annoy some on here. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Spy on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 19:59:43 I also REALLY hate Michael McIntyre.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:00:12 [url width=312 height=450]http://www.tellytunes.com/djphotocards/radio_one/1fm_sw1.jpg[/url]
Hang him.... Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: donkey on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:00:47 Only in the afternoon, though.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:06:42 Cliff Richard
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:09:22 Chris Evans, and that big ginger head of his
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Summerof69 on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:09:52 Liam Gallagher
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:22:19 Chris Moyles
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:22:35 David Cameron
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:22:52 Eamonn Holmes
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:24:37 Craig David
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:26:18 Nick Grimshaw
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Summerof69 on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:26:51 Gordon Brown
Tony Blair Alistair Campbell Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:28:17 Oi! No politics.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Summerof69 on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:28:52 Oi! No politics. Sorry....but I didn't start it... Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: thedarkprince on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:44:54 Lewis Hamilton.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: thedarkprince on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:45:14 Jordan.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: thedarkprince on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:45:40 Philip Scoffield
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:45:43 You all suck and can't be trusted.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: thedarkprince on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:46:10 Dec but not Ant.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:46:15 You don't mean that. She's lovely. Also I think yeovil might ban you. dunno, might be an irrational thing but she annoys the hell out of me. Plus she is a not quite geordieTitle: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Langers on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:46:52 Alan Carr
Vernon Kay Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: pauld on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:48:13 Tom Bradby. Annoys the living bejesus out of me.
Also, anyone connected with Heart FM (and periodically my missus for putting it on in the morning) Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: thedarkprince on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:48:22 Ah yeah, reasons...
Lewis - arrogant little prick. Jordan - surely no reason required? Phil - has the Alistair Darling's about him. Dec - just seems a slimy little bastard to me. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: pauld on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:50:44 Alan Carr Can I go halfs on yours as well?Vernon Kay Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: donkey on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:03:26 Tom Bradby. Annoys the living bejesus out of me. Also, anyone connected with Heart FM (and periodically my missus for putting it on in the morning) So your missus only puts it on once a month? Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: pauld on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:04:37 So your missus only puts it on once a month? I fucking wish.Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: thedarkprince on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:08:08 Any wanker who sits in the middle fucking lane of the motorway.
And BMW drivers who really should complain about their indicators not working... Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:34:43 Cliff Richard :clap: I never liked him but that Lord's Prayer shit he did at Christmas was sick inducing, especially when coupled with that smug look of self-appreciation. I think i must be getting more chilled in my old age. Apart from Cliff, I really can't think of anyone that isn't a footballer or a politician. Actually no, i can, i just don't know his name. He's a stand-up "comedian" who looks slightly like Colin Firth and had part of a sketch show for a while. He's also presented Have I Got News for You. Probably should give up stand-up really. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:36:50 jimmy carr
russel brand zane lowe Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Doore on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:42:44 Lady Gaga. "Look at me, I'm eccentric and really interesting. I'm so edgy. I wear weird stuff. I'm really important."
Die. Now. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: ReadingRed on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:43:22 Andie McDowell. Because she's worth it.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: One F In Fitton on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:46:14 :clap: Actually no, i can, i just don't know his name. He's a stand-up "comedian" who looks slightly like Colin Firth and had part of a sketch show for a while. He's also presented Have I Got News for You. Probably should give up stand-up really. Lee Mack? Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: thedarkprince on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:47:11 Actually no, i can, i just don't know his name. He's a stand-up "comedian" who looks slightly like Colin Firth and had part of a sketch show for a while. He's also presented Have I Got News for You. Probably should give up stand-up really. Alexander Armstrong? Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:48:37 Alexander Armstrong? That's the one. He's by no means funny. Lee Mack is good. Well, he is sometimes. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: One F In Fitton on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:49:08 Brilliant thread.
Fern Cotton. I love her smile, but as soon as she starts talking I want to punch her in the cunt. I guess it would need to be an uppercut. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: swindonbob on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:58:30 Easy - there is only one person who really gets to me.
Scott Mills Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: One F In Fitton on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:04:15 Easy - there is only one person who really gets to me. Scott Mills Because he drinks the streaky-white-love-piss. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: RobertT on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:11:55 Brilliant thread. Fern Cotton. I love her smile, but as soon as she starts talking I want to punch her in the cunt. I guess it would need to be an uppercut. Damn, read every single one suggested and thought Fern would be mine. Fern makes me angry, angry enough to find a much slower and painfull way of killing her than stamping on her throat. Maybe salt in her food over months, gradually increasing it until her organs pack in. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:17:04 Jo Whiley
Bruce Forsyth Reggie Yates Every Geldof Bono Paul McCartney Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: adje on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:24:43 Lily allen Ronan Keating David Cameron Stevie fucking G Graham Norton
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:26:37 Jo Whiley Bruce Forsyth Reggie Yates Every Geldof Bono Paul McCartney :doh: Fucking yes, i forgot about those cunts! How could i forget them? Fuck me do i hate them, really truly fucking despise their bullshit. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: One F In Fitton on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:28:26 Davina McCall.
Totally devoid of any talent, or anything else that could possibly make her watchable. She probably only ever had something about her when she was a smack-head. She, however, thinks she's the bollocks purely because all the chavs idolise her. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: 4D on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:30:56 I think you lot need to chill out, and Benji........why the aggression? Did you burn the toast today?
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Doore on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:36:16 Anybody, and I mean anybody, who uses those yellow smiley face icons on this forum. The more unique they are (e.g. one yellow smiley face hitting another with a hammer, a yellow smiley face waving camply etc) the more I want to kill you.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: One F In Fitton on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:39:37 I think Billy Shears should take 4D's advice.
4D - we are chilled out now. Good therapy, this thread. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: pauld on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:40:51 Justin Lee Collins, the beardy Bristol twat
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: 4D on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:42:52 Anybody, and I mean anybody, who uses those yellow smiley face icons on this forum. The more unique they are (e.g. one yellow smiley face hitting another with a hammer, a yellow smiley face waving camply etc) the more I want to kill you. I like that smiley. By the way BS, this is just for you :bike: Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: One F In Fitton on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:45:02 Billy-Ray Cyrus - for THAT fucking song.
And his twat of a daughter. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: pauld on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:49:39 Billy-Ray Cyrus - for THAT fucking song. Can't believe you just said that And the twat of his daughter. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: One F In Fitton on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:53:41 Can't believe you just said that Oh I'd love to enter her, but have you heard her talk?!?! ps How come I typed "HIS twat of a daughter", but in your quote it says "THE twat of his daughter"? Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: pauld on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:57:42 Oh I'd love to enter her, but have you heard her talk?!?! I actually know very little about either of them, even to the extent of whether this would be a good/bad idea/bad taste/frankly illegal. I was just aiming for cheap laughs with some quote-changing based wackiness.ps How come I typed "HIS twat of a daughter", but in your quote it says "THE twat of his daughter"? Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: One F In Fitton on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 23:19:54 I actually know very little about either of them, even to the extent of whether this would be a good/bad idea/bad taste/frankly illegal. I was just aiming for cheap laughs with some quote-changing based wackiness. Aah, fair play (I get there in the end). I'll fetch me' cloak.... And why not! You weren't harming anyone were you. Nothing wrong with a bit of cheeky-chappiness in this all-too-serious world...... Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: DiV on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 23:38:48 Billy Shears :)
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 23:39:31 no politicians or footballers?
in a dragons den style: I'm out Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Saxondale on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 00:20:09 Justin Lee Collins, the beardy Bristol twat I knew Id forgotten someone. Absolute shitemuncher. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Crozzer on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 00:43:00 Tom Cruise Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 05:38:29 Jesus christ you lot are full of hate.
Anybody, and I mean anybody, who uses those yellow smiley face icons on this forum. The more unique they are (e.g. one yellow smiley face hitting another with a hammer, a yellow smiley face waving camply etc) the more I want to kill you. :cunt: Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Doore on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 06:40:46 Billy Shears :) Excellent. I've never engendered strong feelings in another person before. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 08:05:46 Uri fucking spoon bending cunt Geller. I'll bend a spoon, right up his fucking japs eye
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Talk Talk on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 08:27:39 Excellent. I've never engendered strong feelings in another person before. That's what your woman told me in bed the other day. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 08:32:56 Whoever said Ga Ga deserves to die!!!
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 08:35:52 I don't understand the dislike for all the people mentioned so far. Apart from CJ. He's a cunt.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 08:54:41 There's some actual real life people Id like to add!!
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Gelbfüßler on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 09:14:54 Jeff Stelling
James Allen (the old ITV F1 commentator) Matt Neal Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: THE FLASH on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 09:27:51 Uri fucking spoon bending cunt Geller. I'll bend a spoon, right up his fucking japs eye Burst out laughing in the office and received some black looks! Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Ardiles on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 09:39:43 Anybody, and I mean anybody, who uses those yellow smiley face icons on this forum. The more unique they are (e.g. one yellow smiley face hitting another with a hammer, a yellow smiley face waving camply etc) the more I want to kill you. I actually have a no smiley thing policy, and have even been known on occasion to write 'smiley thing, smiley thing' at the end of a post where I felt it necessary to convey a feeling of levity that might not have been immediately obvious from the text of the message itself. I think we should also state very clearly that anyone who voluntarily chooses to use yellow smiley faces is automatically an Oxford fan. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 09:45:38 I like the smileys, especially the yellow ones.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 09:57:31 this kind?
[url width=150 height=150]http://www.ecstasydata.org/images/2008/1607_lg_smiley.jpg[/url] Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 10:44:40 this kind? [url width=150 height=150]http://www.ecstasydata.org/images/2008/1607_lg_smiley.jpg[/url] I'll have ten please x Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 11:21:27 Joey Beauchamp - until the day I die
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 11:52:17 My Mrs EX
Michael Winner Bjork Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 11:58:25 Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 12:01:45 no just a complete and utter cunt when it comes to doing things with the children they have together.
e.g. not taking them on holiday because me and the mrs take them so he doesn't need too. but then swans off to Cuba for two weeks with his furry cunted girlfriend Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 12:06:03 furry cunted girlfriend soapy tit wank
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Anteater on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 12:08:56 Jeremy Kyle
Gyles Brandreth Nigella Lawson Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: THE FLASH on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 13:29:28 MagicRoundabouts Missus Ex Old Mans missus with the Furry Cunt
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: DiV on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 13:44:34 Excellent. I've never engendered strong feelings in another person before. I doubt that. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 14:31:39 If he's not yet been mentioned, Max Clifford. Was just watching the news about that woman who got hit with a baton at some protest, was feeling quite sorry for her until he popped up on screen and said she'd hired him. Sympathy literally drained away on the spot.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Summerof69 on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 14:46:19 Gary Glitter
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: thedarkprince on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 19:29:05 Whoever said McCartney deserves a :clap:.
That cunt disappeared up his own arse many, many years ago. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 19:40:27 The bald one from Masterchef who leaves the fork in his mouth for a fraction longer than is right.I hate him for that.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 19:44:58 The bald one from Masterchef who leaves the fork in his mouth for a fraction longer than is right.I hate him for that. I think John Torode is more annoying. But they're both a pair of cunts. When they watch over someone cooking and they pull faces at each other because they've done something slightly wrong, this makes me want the contestant to stab them both in the eye. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 19:55:20 Jim Carrey,stupid rubber faced cunt.So glad his time has now gone
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Saxondale on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 20:54:01 I think John Torode is more annoying. But they're both a pair of cunts. When they watch over someone cooking and they pull faces at each other because they've done something slightly wrong, this makes me want the contestant to stab them both in the eye. Everytime I happen upon that bloody programme someone says 'cooking doesnt get tougher than this' within about 10 seconds. Is it supposed to be a catchphrase or something? If it is its a shit one and blatantly not true. You're fannying around in well equipped kitchen with top notch ingredients, oh that's tough. Wankers. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: suttonred on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:22:01 I dont really watch tv as it's mainly complete bollocks, but every now and again, i hear "the nations favourite" or "the whole countries watching" Anyone assumes, and then states that should be shot and then shit on.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Lumps on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:30:10 There's some actual real life people Id like to add!! You're aware that none of the people mentioned so far are fictional ....................... right? Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Talk Talk on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:34:35 You're aware that none of the people mentioned so far are fictional ....................... right? Are you sure? I thought they were either photo-composites in magazines or cgi on the telly. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Doore on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:36:50 Are you sure? I thought they were either photo-composites in magazines or cgi on the telly. Talk Talk has conspiracies on the brain again. I blame capitalism. Or communism, I forget which. Down with isms. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Talk Talk on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:38:54 Down with isms. Particularly sophism, which is wot Bumpy Humpy spiels. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:45:14 super lolz
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: axs on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:48:11 You are all so full of hate, peace brothers.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Tails on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:26:15 Axs. Fucking hippy.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Crozzer on Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:38:02 Tony Blackburn David Coleman In his autobiography, rival ITV commentator Brian Moore paints Coleman as an unpleasant character, who looked down on him and the whole ITV team. He retired without fanfare or recognition by the BBC, despite working for the corporation for over 40 years. Quotes: * In the 1974 FA Cup Final, he said that Newcastle's defence had been undressed by Liverpool. * Linford Christie has a habit of pulling it out when it matters the most. * During the closing stages of the 800m final at the 1976 Olympics, as the ultimate winner of the race made his winning move, he said "Alberto Juantorena - there goes the Cuban opening up his legs and showing his class." and the most deserving of all: Max Fucking Boyce Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: One F In Fitton on Thursday, April 1, 2010, 00:28:52 Uri fucking spoon bending cunt Geller. I'll bend a spoon, right up his fucking japs eye hahahaha You may well get a chance a week on Monday - doesn't the twat mince about in an Exeter City shirt? Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: china red on Thursday, April 1, 2010, 04:26:31 Gary Glitter Stamping on his throat is too good for Glitter. Skinned alive, dropped into a vat of salt and then liquidised would be the sort of punishment I would dish out to him. Also think anyone who has attempted to or actually got onto a reality tv show should suffer the same fate. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: One F In Fitton on Friday, April 2, 2010, 19:31:51 Ahh shit - I can't believe I forgot this bell-end;
- LAURENCE LLEWELYN BOWEN. I could very happily rip his head off and shit down his neck. The poncy, pretentious cunt...... Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Dazzza on Friday, April 2, 2010, 22:29:36 I cannot agree more with Michael McIntyre. Utter utter cunt and yet he’s not like your traditional common or garden cunt he’s a breed a part. A mutant amongst cunts.
Despite the foppish hair and forced accent he’s not in the Premier League of cunts. Not that foppish and a forced accent means that you’re a cunt but it certainly helps. No, McIntyre is the Franchise equivalent of cunts. He’s not even that bad a stand-up but there’s something that just makes him seem predictable, irritating and a cunt. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Crozzer on Friday, April 2, 2010, 22:58:52 Anne Robinson Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: THE FLASH on Sunday, April 4, 2010, 14:49:48 Anne Robinson Shes not a Cunt BUT does deserve to be kicked in it! Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Crozzer on Sunday, April 4, 2010, 18:12:55 Can we have special dispensation for an exception to rip off Dave McKay's head and shit on the stump. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Arriba on Thursday, April 8, 2010, 22:41:35 audley harrison.
fucking prick! Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, April 8, 2010, 22:54:08 Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: tans on Friday, April 9, 2010, 06:14:59 audley harrison. fucking prick! Im with you there, after watching his interview on SSN yesterday afternoon. What an arrogant cunt. I hope he gets a proper beating. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Friday, April 9, 2010, 15:40:40 That big fat fucking bullfrog of a women who does the competitions on This Morning, Alison Hammond I believe her name is.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: One F In Fitton on Friday, April 9, 2010, 17:01:00 There can be a lot of humour in anger, hence my chuckling whilst reading this thread. We all need to let off a little steam every now & then.
I've always thought that Sandy Toksvig could do with a sound beating. She just irritates me, and scores 0/10 in the 'being interesting' competitions. In her defence though, I suppose she does enjoy noshing on a vag. - and who can blame her for that. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, April 9, 2010, 17:03:10 People who wear full-face helmets on push bikes. I saw two of them on the way home from work.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: flammableBen on Friday, April 9, 2010, 17:13:42 There can be a lot of humour in anger, hence my chuckling whilst reading this thread. We all need to let off a little steam every now & then. I've always thought that Sandy Toksvig could do with a sound beating. She just irritates me, and scores 0/10 in the 'being interesting' competitions. In her defence though, I suppose she does enjoy noshing on a vag. - and who can blame her for that. I don't mind old sandi too much. Fun bit of Toksvig gossip though. Her ex-lesser-parter Alice Arnold (R4 continuity announcer /newsreader) is now in a civil partnership with Claire Balding. The world of lesbian telly/radio broadcasters is a small one indeed. I bet they've all had a nosh on Pat Butcher. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Nijholts Nuts on Friday, April 9, 2010, 17:26:29 I bet they've all had a nosh on Pat Butcher. and Moira Stewart Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: leefer on Friday, April 9, 2010, 17:37:46 Not forgeting Mingita.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: One F In Fitton on Friday, April 9, 2010, 18:40:39 I don't mind old sandi too much. Fun bit of Toksvig gossip though. Her ex-lesser-parter Alice Arnold (R4 continuity announcer /newsreader) is now in a civil partnership with Claire Balding. The world of lesbian telly/radio broadcasters is a small one indeed. I bet they've all had a nosh on Pat Butcher. I'm pleased for her about having at least one fan. I bet Baldings' cock has impressive girth. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: mexico red on Friday, April 9, 2010, 18:43:25 you know the britney spears song toxic? for some inexpicable reason i always sing to the chorus, -but you aint got no neck but youre no sandi toksvig.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: thedarkprince on Friday, April 9, 2010, 19:20:13 People who wear full-face helmets on push bikes. I saw two of them on the way home from work. I ride mountain bikes purely off-road so a full-face is a necessity when hurtling through woods. On the roads, well that's a different matter... Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Doore on Friday, April 9, 2010, 20:36:31 Sandi Toksvig is very, very funny. I think I love her.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, April 9, 2010, 22:39:56 audley harrison. Well apart from one punch tonight he was absolutely fucking dire. He just absolutely stinks the ring out. A realy fucking useless boxer who has used up his nine lives. fucking prick! Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Arriba on Friday, April 9, 2010, 22:43:25 Well apart from one punch tonight he was absolutely fucking dire. He just absolutely stinks the ring out. A realy fucking useless boxer who has used up his nine lives. i watched it. he's fucking dire and should have lost. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: chalkies_shorts on Friday, April 9, 2010, 22:46:21 Agreed. What the fuck was all that about only using his lft hand. I turned off after the knockdown as I didn't want to see wanker gloat about how great he was after he was shit on for the majority of the rounds.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, April 9, 2010, 22:55:27 I ride mountain bikes purely off-road so a full-face is a necessity when hurtling through woods. On the roads, well that's a different matter... Pah, modern society... We used to do a shit load of riding, pads and helmets were for pussies and scars were all required trophies. :D Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, April 9, 2010, 23:43:15 harrison fucked up his right shoulder and arm i think. so from round 2 he was basically using one hand, to win that sounds pretty impressive - though he's undoubtedly a shite boxer and would get nailed by haye.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: One F In Fitton on Saturday, April 10, 2010, 00:03:49 Shears & Toksvig;
:romantic: :lovers: They definitely belong together. Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Doore on Saturday, April 10, 2010, 09:15:54 Shears & Toksvig; :romantic: :lovers: They definitely belong together. Excellent. Can Clare Balding join us? Possibly even Moira Stewart? Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Bob's Orange on Saturday, April 10, 2010, 09:18:34 The guy on the Volvic ad at the moment is a bit of a trumpet.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, April 10, 2010, 10:05:21 Does it have to be a celebrity? If not, my ex girlfriend could do with a collapsed windpipe.
Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, April 10, 2010, 10:10:06 Does it have to be a celebrity? If not, my ex girlfriend could do with a collapsed windpipe. The granny? Title: Re: I'd like to push you down and stamp on your throat until you are dead. Post by: pumbaa on Sunday, April 11, 2010, 19:31:11 Frankie Boyle, the cunt.
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