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I had a dream last night that went like this:

Town were playing Chelsea, as the team sheet went out we saw the usual line-up at in defence and in goal (Lucas, Cuthbert, Greer etc), but all other positions were filled by unknown youngsters.
We were a bit worried that we were in for a drubbing.  Then we noticed that Hristo Stoichkov (sp?) was starting up front for us and were still worried cos we all thought he was rubbish.
I woke up before I got to the result.

Anyone else like to share a Town-related dream?

I hope I am posting this under an acceptable forum - not used to starting a new topic or posting at all tbh.

I had a ridiculous one last night.

A Leeds player was down injured, 3 random mascots started attacking him. The referee allowed play to go on and Swindon, wearing black shirts, scored.

Don't eat cheese before bed, kids.

Back in 2004(?), when I was in a pub in Exeter watching the second leg of the Brighton game. I was drunk and upset, when this fit little blonde came up to apologise on behalf of her team. I ended up fucking her senseless, I lasted for ages through the tears of defeat.

Then I came on her tits.

I had a dream Ken Bates died.

Unfortunately i woke up.

Every now and then I have a fucking mental dream about being at a Town vs O*ford match and there's really serious violence kicking off. It's a proper buzz. Really quite detailed stuff and they go on for a while too, to the extent that I feel a bit different for a while after I've woken up, almost like it actually happened.

Looking forward to the next one.

ps I never ever got tooooo involved in all that stuff - was never a violence-junkie.

Yeah. The end spoiled it for me too.

I had a dream that my four little children would one day live in a nation where they would not be judged by the colour of their skin, but by the contents of their underpants.

soapy tit wank why the quick edit?  ;)

I dreamt that I was a Manta Force figure the other night, one of those small gold/silver men figures.

It was quite possibly the best dream that I have ever had, barring the sexually explicit ones.

I dearmt that I had 3 cats and I gave one to my friend Chloe

Fucking sweet! I want to be one of the gold men who sit in the main cockpit!

One of these?

[url width=203 height=152]http://www.mantaforce.co.uk/images/Manta/Manta1_small.jpg[/url]

I think my mum's probably still got mine somewhere...

I once dreamt Michael Pook was on the news trying to defend his actions in the war in iraq

In all seriousness, if she has and it still has all the men/machines inside I will buy it off you.

Such a treasure s surely priceless though.

Eh? What do you mean mate?

Big dog's cock.