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Title: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Benzel on Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:55:26
Ok... So.. what it says on the tin basically.

With such a soddingly awkward name all I can seem to fit it into is the my only Swindon song... But I think it needs new lines after "You are McGovern, Jon-Paul McGovern..."

It sucks... sorry.. but I can't think of anything else.


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: pauld on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:01:21
With such a soddingly awkward name all I can seem to fit it into is the my only Swindon song... But I think it needs new lines after "You are McGovern, Jon-Paul McGovern..."
That would be great if he was amnesiac or having some sort of identity crisis


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Sippo on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:10:12
Don't even start me off...


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Benzel on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:22:47
:(


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:28:37
To the chorus of bon iver's skinny love

I love J-P Mcgovern
When he's playing on the right
He's better than the others
The other right wingers are shite
When he's whipping in the crosses
And billy scores all will be fine
And although he might be scottish
i'd let him bum me anytime


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: DV on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:39:11
JP McGovern, JP McGovern running down the wing
JP McGovern, JP McGovern hear the Swindon boo sing
He's here and there!
He's everywhere
JP McGovern, JP McGovern.


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Benzel on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:41:40
I also think Sheehan should take over Gurney's old song... He needs to hurry up and score a freekick though.


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: DV on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:44:10
Big Kev, Greer, Cuthbert, Ferry, Douglas also need decent songs!


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: leefer on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:45:50
He used to play oop north,
His name is John Mcgovern,
He used to be a northern twat.
But now he,s fackin southern.?


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:47:55
Once again another thread where those contributing to such gay behaviour should be banned immediately


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:50:32
JP McGovern, JP McGovern running down the wing
JP McGovern, JP McGovern hear the Swindon boo sing
He's here and there!
He's everywhere
JP McGovern, JP McGovern.

How the fuck does that scan?


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Benzel on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:50:49
Damn Miserable Red?


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: leefer on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:51:15
Once again another thread where those contributing to such gay behaviour should be banned immediately

ooh get you.


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: DV on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:54:03
How the fuck does that scan?

robin hood



Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Tails on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:55:36
Once again another thread where those contributing to such gay behaviour should be banned immediately

Singing in football is at gay as it comes. That's why I sit silently and complain.


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: DV on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:57:03
much more mainly indeed.


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:58:53
Nope. Too many syllables

Mcgoverns not a rightback
But he's very nice
He's very very nice


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: DV on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:00:40
no, it fits.

try it.


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:02:45
Without wishing to sound like i'm getting too involved in this, the robin hood version has 11 syllables in the first line
Yours has 15


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: pauld on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:03:58
robin hood
Christ, could you not find a camper tune? Why not go the whole hog and change the words to "mincing down the wing"?


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Dozno9 on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:09:29
He used to play oop north,
His name is John Mcgovern,
He used to be a northern twat.
But now he,s fackin southern.?
Made I laugh that did.


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:28:02
To the tune of Recover by The Automatic:

DMR! McGovern! Cause they'll never dance again!
DMR! McGovern! Cause they'll never dance again!


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:34:14
You live, McGovern
You love, McGovern
You cry, McGovern
You lose, McGovern
You bleed, McGovern
You scream, McGov-eeeerrrrrn


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:38:36
DMR looked at Jon-Paul and said
My word that was fun
When he did it with his hat on
Like in a saddle with his gun
We're in slow motion eating breakfast
At the side view hotel
Oh slipping down fine
Everything's going so well

New York city's very pretty in the night time
But oh don't you miss Soho
Where everybody goes
La de di la dee di da didy
La de di la dee di da didy


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 29, 2010, 22:24:58
I need McGovern. Everybody gotta learn sometime


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, March 29, 2010, 22:30:46
I need McGovern. Everybody gotta learn sometime

Brilliant.

How about J P M, J P M, J P M... to the tune of "Here we go."


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: TownEnders.com on Monday, March 29, 2010, 22:37:25
When he plays centre mid
Or he plays on the right
Jon-Paul McGovern
Makes League One look shite


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, March 29, 2010, 22:40:29
 J P M, When the crowd say Bo Selecta


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, March 29, 2010, 22:52:22
I can feel Mcgovern in the air tonight, oh lord


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Monday, March 29, 2010, 23:42:12
I can feel Mcgovern in the air tonight, oh lord

winner.


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 00:04:28
Singing in football is at gay as it comes. That's why I sit silently and complain.

Touch a nerve snookums?


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: One F In Fitton on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 00:38:55
Needs to be nice & simple;

J P
THERE'S ONLY ONE J P
THERE'S ONLY ONE J P
THERE'S ONLY ONE J P
J P......

(Rangers fans would like this song too.)


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 06:56:39
J P M, When the crowd say Bo Selecta

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 08:45:00
I can feel Mcgovern coming in my eye tonight, oh lord


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: jimbob on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 08:45:30
many-a-time this season I've tried starting one up for him:-

he's ere, he's there, he's every f***in where, JPM, JPM

or the more polite version that kids can join in with is

he's ere, he's there, we're not allowed to swear, JPM, JPM


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 10:43:07
McGovern needs a song
McGovern needs a song
So now you gonna believe us
So now you gonna believe us
So now you gonna believe us?
McGovern needs a song.


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: random_five on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 10:54:26
I can feel Mcgovern in the air tonight, oh lord

Yeah gets my vote as well... Genius.


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 11:33:04
I thought my kiss is not a contract one was better.


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Benzel on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 11:58:37
McGovern needs a song
McGovern needs a song
So now you gonna believe us
So now you gonna believe us
So now you gonna believe us?
McGovern needs a song.

This one.


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 12:08:19
JP McGovern needs a song,  eieio


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 12:26:00
To the chorus of bon iver's skinny love

I love J-P Mcgovern
When he's playing on the right
He's better than the others
The other right wingers are shite
When he's whipping in the crosses
And billy scores all will be fine
And although he might be scottish
i'd let him bum me anytime


Wow Id love to sit next to my dad singing this! particually the last line!  :D :-[


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: TownLoyal on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 12:26:50
J P McGovern
J P Mcgovern
J P McGovern
Running down the wing,
Hear the Swindon sing

To the tune of Man U's viva Ronaldo?

I know it's not the best but I thought i'd add it as it was the first thing that came to mind  :D


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Power to people on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 12:48:14
When I first looked at this thread quickly I thought it had been started by JFW and was titled McGovern needs a snog


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 14:31:04
DMR aside, I've adapted this one.

To the tune of Recover by The Automatic:

DMR! McGovern! Cause they'll never dance again!
DMR! McGovern! Cause they'll never dance again!

We've (we've) got (got)....McGovern
Now we'll never lose again


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 15:03:47
When I first looked at this thread quickly I thought it had been started by JFW and was titled McGovern needs a snog

euuuww no!  :girlgiggle:


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 16:24:16
JPM
I bet you think this song is about you


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 17:06:15
JPM
I bet you think this song is about you
Ace :D


Title: Re: McGovern needs a song.
Post by: RedRag on Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 20:47:14
JPM
I bet you think this song is about you

Woking last season , 4-0 down at home, not a good night

You're so shit, we bet you think this song is about you, dont you?
repeat