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Title: Andy Carroll
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 15:08:46
Not sure if this has been mentioned yet but is this bloke an idiot or something?!

Apparently had a punch up on the training ground with Steven Taylor and broke his jaw....

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/03/23/newcastle-united-nutcase-andy-carroll-breaks-steven-taylors-jaw-in-bust-up/

This comes as Andy is due in court at the end of April on a GBH charge for smacking someone in a nightclub.

I'm off to watch Toon on April 10th at home to Blackpool, could be his last game!


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: tans on Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 15:12:27
Andy Carroll is a gypo cunt.


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 15:14:38
I was reading about it yesterday something to do with them both getting sex texts off the same women or something? Sounds like a nice girl!!   ::)
And he sounds like a thugish oaf!! What's the point of having talent like that when you can't use it cause your locked up in prison?!


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 15:14:54
Andy Carroll is a gypo cunt.

Fight yer for a pound mush !


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 15:17:25
I was reading about it yesterday something to do with them both getting sex texts off the same women or something? Sounds like a nice girl!!   ::)
And he sounds like a thugish oaf!! What's the point of having talent like that when you can't use it cause your locked up in prison?!

It's looking increasingly likely that he won't play for Toon in the Premiership next seaon.

I'm surprised he hasn't had a punch up with Joey Barton yet.


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 16:03:17
If Taylor was smashing his bird, well... if I was in that situation, I'd smack the prick as well.

Carroll's broken his hand apparently, must've been a good punch!


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 16:07:40
Carroll's ex girlfriend apparently.

She was sending explict texts to Taylor and Carroll got wind of it.


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 16:08:55
If Taylor was smashing his bird, well... if I was in that situation, I'd smack the prick as well.

Carroll's broken his hand apparently, must've been a good punch!

bring it on davey, shall i text you the pics of me and your missus?


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 18:32:59
You best had, I never get any these days, I'd probably just shake your hand


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 19:43:30
Idiot...but has the game to be an England player one day i reckon,if he calms down abit.


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 19:45:07
We all knew he was going to be a problem when he got that haircut though, didn't we?

[url width=400 height=164]http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0k_o26QCu34/SWjWJJ2Sh4I/AAAAAAAAAhY/WQw779Ww_mg/s400/CarrollCornrows.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEbwmRLnIIEIQmMq7MILmBXjnuu9w[/url]

Wor pet!


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 19:46:08
He'd look semi-normal if he got rid of his stupid barnet.


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: One F In Fitton on Wednesday, March 24, 2010, 23:35:35
Looks like he got over-excited watching David Haye the other week - copying his punching technique (Haye broke his hand too, on Valuev's head) and his naughty barnet.


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: jb on Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 17:46:53
England's next number 9? Or another Marcus Stewart, Francis Jeffers et al


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 19:00:23
I don't think the Geordies are getting massively excited about Carroll. There's certainly a whiff of caution.


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: @MacPhlea on Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 19:17:28
[url width=400 height=164]http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0k_o26QCu34/SWjWJJ2Sh4I/AAAAAAAAAhY/WQw779Ww_mg/s400/CarrollCornrows.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEbwmRLnIIEIQmMq7MILmBXjnuu9w[/url]

He'd look semi-normal if he got rid of his stupid barnet.

No, cos then he would look like his dad...

[url width=300 height=350]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01174/arts-graphics-2006_1174513a.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: jb on Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 19:43:08
I don't think the Geordies are getting massively excited about Carroll. There's certainly a whiff of caution.

A few I know are loving him.. good agility for big man


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 19:45:02
Don't get me wrong, they do really like him. But he's no Shearer and he's a naughty boy.


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: jb on Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 19:53:36
Don't get me wrong, they do really like him. But he's no Shearer and he's a naughty boy.

Yeh true, seems a bit of a tit!

Didn't he assault Steven Taylor? Or was it another player?


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 19:55:38
Where on earth did you hear that?


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: jb on Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 20:00:00
Where on earth did you hear that?

'Newcastle United defender Steven Taylor has suffered a broken jaw following an alleged row with team-mate Andy Carroll over the striker's ex-girlfriend'


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1259918/Steven-Taylors-jaw-broken-bust-Newcastle-team-mate--said-striker-Andy-Carroll.html

Charges dropped though I think


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: SCM on Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 20:08:15
He also went out looking like this a few days later!

[url width=468 height=628]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/26/article-1260812-08E1AF48000005DC-216_468x628.jpg[/url]

Must have given him a right going over.


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 20:08:27
Not sure if this has been mentioned yet but is this bloke an idiot or something?!

Apparently had a punch up on the training ground with Steven Taylor and broke his jaw....

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/03/23/newcastle-united-nutcase-andy-carroll-breaks-steven-taylors-jaw-in-bust-up/

This comes as Andy is due in court at the end of April on a GBH charge for smacking someone in a nightclub.

I'm off to watch Toon on April 10th at home to Blackpool, could be his last game!

I was using incredibly subtle comedic methods to point out that this was what the thread was about...


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: jb on Wednesday, September 1, 2010, 20:13:13
I was using incredibly subtle comedic methods to point out that this was what the thread was about...

Ha I wondered why you seemed so shocked by my accusation.

Apologies.


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: jb on Thursday, October 21, 2010, 13:39:43
Has had his range rover torched, whilst being forced to live with Kevin Nolan after accusation of assaulting his ex girlfriend... lovely stuff.

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_6458301,00.html


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: Summerof69 on Thursday, October 21, 2010, 13:48:21
Seems to be a very nice guy...


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: jb on Thursday, October 21, 2010, 13:50:26
Seems to me he is very close to fucking it up like Joey Barton


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: jb on Thursday, October 21, 2010, 14:08:33
Had his car burnt out:
Arsonist attacks Newcastle striker Andy Carroll's car

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-11594482

Really? Na don't believe you


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: STFCROB on Thursday, October 21, 2010, 14:11:15
Really? Na don't believe you
didn't notice your post, so i deleted mine


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: jb on Thursday, October 21, 2010, 14:12:36
didn't notice your post, so i deleted mine

No worries matey, I do it all the time.

Nuts story though isn't it. Seems as though his career is spiralling out of control.


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: jb on Thursday, October 21, 2010, 14:14:33
Kevin Nolan's garage door has been vandalised aswell, gutted!


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, October 21, 2010, 15:00:53
I went to the Wigan game on saturday. The Geordie crowd are quick to get on the back of players when underperforming. Speaking to a few in the ground, the general consensus is that Carroll was a good target man in the Championship but not prolific enough in front of goal in the Premiership.

Was impressed with Wayne Routledge. Like a better version of Matt Ritchie.


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: Bewster on Thursday, October 21, 2010, 15:07:13
Is Carroll's dad Roaul Moat ??


Title: Re: Andy Carroll
Post by: tans on Thursday, October 21, 2010, 15:09:10
Serves the cunt right.