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As you can guess from my user name I am a Brighton fan. I must say that I am more pissed off by your players inability to score or defend than any of you. Last Night I put a bet on online. It was an accumulator, 12 teams to win and Exeter v Oldham to  finish 1-1. A £5 pound bet, with returns of  £2,000.

I was out all day and so did not hear the result of your game until the full list of results had came in. I sat down and put went to the BBC website and checked the results. First the Scottish league.

Wins for Rangers and East Stirling. 2 down 11 to go.
I check the Prem. Wins for Man. U and Arsenal. 4 down 9 to go.
Championship? Newcastle and QPR both winner. 6 down 7 to go.
I start to get excited.
I decide to leave league 1 until last, Swindon must of won but I'm not sure about Oldham & Exeter.
League 2; Torquay, Macclesfield and Notts County all win. 9 down 4 to go!
Whats that, wins for Cambridge and Stevenage. 11 down and just 2 to go.

You Imagen how happy I was when I saw the Exeter result... Of course Swindon must have stuffed shitty Brizzle. Charlie Austin, Pericard and Paynter must have had a field day!

I was spending the money in my head, I was thinking about what day to go, I was going to grab a cheap flight and see my old mate who moved to Ireland. I knew some slags in Ireland. A couple of easy shags, i was finding there numbers.  I was picking the colour of my new Ben Sherman Polo's and my Stone Island Jacket. I could taste my celebratory Kebab.

Then I saw it, Swindon 0 Brizzle 4. WHAT THE FUCK. I'm sorry but Bristol couldn't even beat us. What the fuck were your team playing at? DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THIS “WE WERE THE BETTER TEAM BOLLOCKS, I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE OR NOT!” 16 FUCKING CORNERS? JUST FUCKING HEADER ONE IN

YOUR
BUNCH
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SHIT
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HAVE
COST
ME
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4-0??? TO BRIZZLE. I thought I was seeing things. Brizzle are fucking bollocks, utter shit. Just utter fucking shit. How? I hope your keeper develops Erectile problems and can no longer satisfy his wife. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU COCK UP THAT BADLY. Couldn't you have saved your shit game for when you play us? 2K, Just think what that could buy you... A keeper who doesn't let In 4 against Rovers for fucking starters. Bloody useless you lot are. I used to like you up til about the moment you COST ME 2K.


Fucking Hell.

hahaha fuck off!

That's cheered me up!

Wanker.

brilliant post  :)

our misery spreads far and wide

well at least that has cheered me up, welcome to the forum i think you might fit in here we are all nearly men and fucking chancers. oh and dont be phased if you get called a cunt :)

You think that feels bad.

That's nothing compared to an undeserved adam cunting virgo last minute equalizer.

That's Karma getting revenge for Adam Virgo in May 2004

i've lost count of the times one team has cost me a pay out.i try to forget these things as it's been plenty of times....

Wouldn't it be fantastic if we go and thrash them at their place now.

Fucking hell.

Nearly 6 years on and a Brighton fan finally admits that we were the better team over both games.

I'm shocked. I still wish you, Brighton and Virgo nothing but misfortune.

Generally gutted you stayed up last season.

To be fair Dave most the brighton fans i know admit we were the better team but that actually makes it sweeter for them and they start laughing. Thundercunts :)

haha quality

 :a2m:

haha wat a n0b   :D

coca,  :shutupbitch:

all u do is post shite

Are you a bit special?

Me?

No.

Who Are Ya?

Sorry couldn't resist.  :D

 :smugfu: :moon: :-* :love: :poofs: :grouphug: :gay: :a2m:

Sorry couldn't resist

  When Brighton beat the Shitheads, I was playing cricket somewhere, somewhere in a field in Hampshire. Fielding at third man as far from the ball as I could get. A car drove into the ground to swell the crowd from a dog, to 3 men and a dog. I asked the new arrivals who appeared to be listening to 5 live, if they knew the score from said game...2-0 to City they said in a neutral sort of way.  Imagine my joy when arriving home to discover, my 4 or 5 hours of misery had been misplaced.

 Top stuff, all I need to do is wake up and find we didn't lose 0-4 at home to Rovers.

hehehe thread of the day.

Unlucky Matthew. Have you checked your lottery numbers yet?

Cunt.

Hmmmm and 6 years on we are still going on about it. We've got this season to worry about not 6 years ago.

This thread has more than made up for yesterdays thrashing against Rovers!

Any chance of a youtube video of how the new Brighton ground is coming along?

Looks like it's coming along nicely
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FxtyDe9w-8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP_Gsa1bF30

Coming along nicely...
(Cut to the last few minutes to see where we're at these days)

0/10

Must try harder

Bloody mongrel forums.

Sorted now.

is there some forumer exchange program going on with NSC?

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A shit Wembley, i'm not jealous, much.

Haha, in a disgusting way im glad we lost just to cost him £2000

You're a cunt.
Also, we didn't really cost you £2000. We cost you a fiver. Get over yourself, that is what gambling is about. Tit.

New stadium looks shit from the road, I wish them every failure...  I fucking detest Brighton, possibly more than Rovers.  I think defeat next week would hurt me more than yesterday, though probably has something to do with me being based in Crawley...

That's our revenge for the 2004, wanker.

Im on albion roar next week :) im going to do a shout out to you saying that youre a closet swindon fan, Mods can you pas on his name to me please :)

is it Matthew?

You're good. How did you crack his code?

BHA Matthew is an anagram for:

Bath What Me - you stink
Baht Maw Te - you're Vietnamese
Web That Ham - Gay porn
Wham That Be - you're unlucky

Now fuck off back to Gayville  :bye:

An often used phrase in Brighton.  :)

How's spending that £2k coming along?.....oh

Does anyone mind if I ban Coca Fola?

HA HA HA Unlucky. Jog on you aid's riddled twat

Does anyone mind if I ban Gazza?

Nope!

Do football fans ACTUALLY use the phrase "jog on" then ? Christ.
How very Danny Dyer

 ::)

Gazza is a bit special.

but special like mother teresa not joey deacon.

Fuck off, he's Joey as fuck.

See you're mixing your words up again....

lulz gay = aids lulz lulz

I would have guessed Birmingham City TBH  :)

:(

Birmingham at the W

Where is the W?

I've only just read this.

Fucking soapy tit wank at the 1st post, you cunt!

Shouldn't he be having a go at Rovers as well ?

Weekend  :)

Dear BHA Matthew.

Hahahahaha. Fuck off, god I hate you.

Love
DMR
xxx

PS 1-0. Cunt.

I agree with the Dangerous Machine Rotations.

I too concur with the Discharge Monitoring Report

Dave, a non controversial, irrefutable post on thetownend? What were you thinking?

To the tune of 'rule Brittania'.

Aaaadam Virgo,
Weve come to send you down,
you might have played for Celtic,
BUT YOU'RE STILL A FUCKING CLOWN

Must be the drugs, or lack of them, not sure.

Swindon's Pete Waterman. I like though.

I also agree with the Doughnut Making Retard

On this occasion i also agree with Division of Materials Research.

I would say that I could have to concur with the thoughts of Diary of Mickey Rourke

I concur with Debbie McGee's Rack

Now that's magic!

Dave (DV) is going to have a fit :)

Are you referring to Dan of Vowles?

I can't remember what Dave McKay's Rectum said, but I'm more than happy to go along with it.

You're probably the closest, although "eating" would have been bang on had my name allowed it

Doughnut Munching Retard