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Hi all, i realise this is my first post so be nice. ;-)
We all know that Danny is looking for a right back, to cover/give competition to big Kev. I don't know if the name has been brought up before, but Moritz Voltz would surely be ideal? Plenty of experience, still in his mid twenties and should be hungry for first team football. As i understand it, he's training with QPR on a non-contract basis. Surely worth a trial at least??

How long have you been at QPR Moritz?

Assuming that:

1) This is not a wind up
2) He is still playing and not retired through injury
3) He really is without a club

Bloody lovely! Get him down here now. That would be class!!

nothing abuot any injuries on his wiki page, i fear wages may be a stumbling block

I think we'll have mullins in as soon as his injury clears up

He was injured in the summer and has only just got fit. He came across really well on Soccer AM when I saw him on there, and he's quality. If he's not too pricey I would love to see him here.

fB would love him as he also loves baking. If I remember correctly he baked a cake for the Soccer AM presenters.

That's why i thought it'd be worth a mention. I think he was at Ipswich for a while, i don't know either what contract he was on, or what happened? Just read he had been training at QPR for a while, i guess the guy still lives in London (after being a Fulham) so that makes sense i guess, until he can find a new club. Contract until the end of the season imo, plus that way we should end up with a hungry player, rather than a loan player who might end up just going through the motions, al la Hutchinson.

Oh ok, i didn't realise he had been injured, was it a bad one do we know?
Just seems to me like another one of those players who has fallen completly off the radar.

It was quite bad I think. Details are rather hazy, this was back at the start of season.

does he still cycle to training?

Worth a phone call i would say. On another note, is Mat Holland still on a free? Not really one for the future, but depending on wages could do a steady job until the end of the season.

I thought he had taken up punditry full time ???

If i remember right he suffered from a bruised pubic bone.

I kid you not!

Maybe, i really don't know. All i can remember is Charlton releasing him and him going on trial at Colchester i think. imo an experienced head as back up in midfield would be the way to go.

volz was quality.

Volz was shocking  :D


I'll get my coat

You'll find little resistance to a good pun round here. But, ohm my God do I hate them.

Im sure he's at least 30 odd by now

i always through he was electric when he played.

and red, hes only 27/28

Cover for that position would be ample if he were added to the current squad

He could give us that spark in defence  :)

will cirtainly get the fans amp(ed) up

On current form I'm not so sure  :D

few weeks on the training circuit and he'll feel at ohm.

 :D

I've heard that when he runs, the ball sticks to his foot like a magnet and that he has lightning pace.

Also didn't he get charged for something a few years back.


Take it away Chubbs  ;)

Faraday to day player I think he would be ample.

To answer Coca's question, it was battery.

:clap:

Some police woman tried to arrest him but he didn't resistor

watt are you on about? lets hope we can tansform(er) him into a decent player

He's too static, and the manager can never relay information to him when he switches the formation

At least make up new ones you thick cunts.

Also his style of play is too direct. He needs to learn how to alternate a bit.

I nominate this as the crappest thread ever, it's about as funny as flares.

well go make your own thread then...and si..cock off!! :-)

Sutton calm down. Joule give yourself a heart attack  :)

He's got a family full of eccentrics
And does things i never expected

Sorry, I may have leapt to my conclusions far too quickly.

Watt the fuck are you lot on about?

Was the police woman that tried to arrest him a copper?

Incidentally, one of the red tops was putting the rumour around that he was AC/DC.

And did he put up much resistance?

His name isnt even Voltz...

15,000 Volz

You are not going top defuse this thread like that Dave.

 :notworthy:

Anode-r thing, he's a bit too wiry, could do with being more bulbous.

Is he German or a Pole?

I appear to have created a bit of a monster here, my apologies!  :soapy tit wank:
He's German, i did a bit of digging, turns out he's been capped at every level by Germany up to under 21 level.
It's just a shame this will never happen, as i didn't realise about his injury.

Oh damn, I don't think you got the pole name joke thing.

I agree, this thread is living in the dark ages - not one of the puns so far is current.

I blame the hooligan element.

SWEB or something.

He's from Edinburgh (South Bridge) I think.

German then.

German Vaults?

If Voltz kicks you, does it hertz?