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Cow or pig or chicken would probably win any other suggestions

Kingfisher

Honey badger - sickly sweet but delicious.

Human

Gotta be pig for the sheer versatility...

Cheryl Cole, I'd eat that all day if I could. Ashley Cole =  :cunt:

I'd finish her off in three minutes, she's an hors d'oeuvre.   Vannessa Feltz is a full meal.

ashely cole is a gayer

Someone gave me a pheasant last week. Had a lot of fun plucking it and pulling its guts out. Obviously pig wins though.

haha pheasant your a gayer

Everyone moaning about ashley cole being a twat for fucking her around, to be honest none us know her, yes shes a looker but how many lookers are right fucking moany twats that get on your tits? Bet shes a fucking nightmare. good on him.

Where did your posts go doore?

Someone my mum knows gave it to us. Was quite therapeutic plucking all it's feathers and pulling out it's insides, but I have to admit I was a bit bored of the thing by the time I got around to cooking and eating it.

Don't know - I had a "special" moment with the computer - everything seemed to shut down when I brushed the laptop direction pad thing. 

I'm no computer expert.

I'd normally concur, but Cheryl is different class.

How do you know? Yes i would love to hang out the back of her but and this is a big but imagine what a fucking madam she is.

How much time must he spend away from her though getting paid shit loads for doing a job we all want. She could be the moaniest cunt in the world for the few days a week he would have to put up with her, if it was me the moaning would go in one ear and out the other and my cock would be going in one hole and then the other. I bet she is a right little minx aswel  >:D

Fuck off cunt, you've spent to long in Brighton you queer.

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Be better

That looks like the ugly slut from school dressed as a drag queen.  I'd rather fuck you.

My Fucking Word. I'd show her a thing or two

done better than that and they were moany fuckers done worse than that and they were moany fuckers. I love misogyny me.

i bet she has a hairy arse.she has sideburns like elvis

Moaning can be a good thing, just not when it's because you have left your clothes on the bedroom floor or left a shit stain in the bottom of the toilet or even beacuse she finds your toe nails in the carpet, if a woman doesn't moan something is not right!

Im not a misogynist. I put women on a pedestal....That way its easier to look up their skirts!