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Well would ya?

Its too simplistic to be taken as scientific for a start.

Beer - a term that covers a shit imported supermarket can of lager to a lovingly pulled pint of Old Speckled Hen.

Shag - a term that covers a 30 second drunk moment by/under/on top of a wheelie bin to shoving your cock in and out of Angelina Jolie.

However, to neutralise the argument, all of the obvious variables being equal - I'm voting for a pint.

Who said anything about science? :-p

This has nothing to do with quality. We are talking about either unloading the old ball bag or supping ale/lager/cider/spirits as options.

You WILL be in the minority me old alky.

I don't think I've ever been entirely sober when I've had sex.

Of course I'll be in the minority - no bloke ever tires of the same routine every evening and longs for an good evening off the leash down the pub with his mates...

Is it bad form to mix the two?

ah, just read the other thread that gave birth to this and I see my quick witidness is actually a very slow form of retardedness.

So, all things being equal (the beer is a decent quality lager rather than ale for me, and I'm not fucking Sandy Gray) I think I'd go with beer.  I never finish a beer thinking - hmm, that was all over too soon and it'll be ages before I can manage another.

Don't drink, which probably invalidates my vote?

Given my seemingly incurable case of involuntary celibacy, it would be the shag every time

 No contest really...always seize the moment for a bird....plenty of time for getting pissed.

Anyone who says beer over shagging needs a good shoeing FACT. And I love beer.

I only ever do the two in conjuction.

Usually, any bloke can choose to have beers... It's not always as easy to choose when you get some. Unless you're carrying a blade.

If you think having a few beers is better than sex then you're having shit sex.

Yeah getting pissed can be fun but I really want some sex atm!!

It kind of depends on the context though....Shears original contention came on a different thread...whereby experience told him last night wasn't going to happen so booze was therefore good. Talk Talk's poll asked about spur of the moment stuff....slightly different.

Wise words Reg.

I still have the Smeetonator ;)

I trust it's still giving good service  :)

Wrong, pub's close.

A pub is not a vital neccesaty to getting pissed where as a bird is always needed for a poke! Unless you are gay or like animals of course

When you are young it's bonking nearly everything in a short skirt and when you are old and married it's booze.So it could depend on what age you are  ;)

I like booze and i like sex. Which one is better. Um i'm still finding it hard to see them as mutually exclusive. Will have been married 8 years in august, coupled with the tiredness that comes with having 2 kids=less sex. so better take the shag when i can.

This maybe explains why you have a camp donkey as your avatar.

Had to set up a special battery recycling point I'd heard.