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HONEY BADGER

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Key Facts:
will have a pop at pretty much ANYTHING, utterly fearless
can take hits that'd be fatal to most other creatures

BULL SHARK

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Key Facts:
erratic and very dangerous
can swim in fresh or salt water

ADDER

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Key Facts:
britains only poisonous killer

CASSOWARY

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Key Facts:
World's most dangerous bird
can disembowel a human

ELEPHANT

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Key Facts:
biggest land mammal
can go mental and destroy all in its path

toss up between honey badger and cassowary, that bird looks like it would be useful taking the london road end at the manor

Gotta be the Badger, will atack anything making it fearless and then surley the hardest...

That's what it's all about! It'll take on anything and fuck the consequences.

Although that bird does look fucking mental.

Shark!

Badger badger badger badger badger badger.....

Although the Badger nearly made me soil myself, that bird looks absolutely mental.

Cassowary..

Cassowary. Spent best part of a day looking for one in the fucking Aussie rainforest and saw nowt. Got home and saw one in a zoo.

Anyway, I digress.

Elephant -  a good big'un will always beat a good little'un

Ace group.
That badger looks fucking mental.

The adder seems to be a bit tim henman, the best of blighty but still a bit shit

Id rather face a badger than see that fucking shark swimming toward me-shark has it!

Why not the Elephant then ?
If you choose a buffalo over a croc, surely the Elephant must prevail over the shark. ?

Only one way to decide...............FIGHT!!

 :D

It's funny because it's spelled correctly.

Ime...sorry i am trying.

the thing is with this group is theres some strong contenders, the honey badger is just fucking rock and a proper psycho to boot. Elephant is like a big fuck off doorman, you just wouldnt want to cross it. But Im still leaning to the cassowary as i can imagine it windmilling into its prey with not a care in the world.

I was thinking of going for the cassowary until I watched some youtube videos which make it look a little pathetic. Still wouldn't take one on mind you!

elephants r fuckin mental!

the badger shouldn't be winning this.could that thing take on an elelphant?
i think not

anyone that doubts the fucking hardness of the honey badger watch one kick the shit out of a cobra!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua3M1O-WQrM&feature=related

The music is adds to the experience also, kinda like a honey badger version of Knight Rider.

Everyone knows how to handle a croc tho'-just wedge a stick between its jaws!

Who going to go close enough to do that though !

....and run in zig zags as they cant follow you with their eyes!

DIsapointment from down under as the wild card that is the cassowary looks doomed, will there be a late fight out. It was always going to be tough up against the monstrous elephant and the "millwall" of the animal kingdom the honey "pwoper nawty" badger.


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But the point is that the badger would still have a go. If an elephant came up against King Kong it'd leg it. The badger would roll up its sleeves and say "Yeah, c'mon then monkey boy, d'ya want some?!"

And elephants are scared of mice. I saw it in a cartoon once.

My Millwall analogy is spot on about the honey badger, small in number but always take the fight to the opposition.

Im sure there is a youtube clip somewhere of a honey badger taking on 2 lions.

If the honey badger walked into the county ground hotel everyone would down there pints and get the fuck out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U

Ok, I'm not going to lie.

I had a dream last night that I got mauled to death by a honey badger.

Scarey little fucker!!

haha the last 2 nights i have dreamt of fighting a cassowray

As opposed to a Jeremy Wray ?

Honey badger and elephant through, please shut mods.

Too slow. I got another efelant vote in  :)

Just when you think the honey badger is already a double hard bastard, he sticks his fucking head into a beehive!

Nah. A pool cue to the 'nads would fuck the bastard up.

Not just any beehive but an African honey bee beehive. That is one psychotic badger.

It's a HONEY badger for god's sake - where else is it going to get food - Sainsbury's ?

Yes, but is it named the honey badger because it eats honey, or does it have to eat honey because it's called a honey badger?

Good point,although not very helpful for the Darwin beetle

What does a titmouse eat?

Cock mostly.  You are talking about Abby aren't you?

honey badger from elephant please lock thread.....