Title: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: Talk Talk on Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 21:55:38 This might have been done before.
My personal maximum embarrassment was when I was about 18 and used to travel to work on a company coach. There was a particular sweet young lady who worked in Personnel (as it was called in those days), who I used to sit next to occasionally. Her name was Karen Wood and she was one of the nicest, softest caring type of person who I have ever met. Unfortunately athough lovely, she had a dental condition that an orthodontist would have paid to rectify. She was goofy. It was in December when this happened. The conversation went something like. Alan: "Hello Karen. How are you?" Karen: "Yes, very well thank you. I'm glad we have the holiday coming up." Alan: "Too right, I can't wait for the break." Karen: " Will you be staying around for Christmas?" Alan: "Yes, with my parents as usual." Karen: "That's nice, I hope you have a good time with them." Alan: "It is usually pretty good." Karen: "Do you think you will get any nice presents?" Alan (singing): "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth." ugh ick aaaargh Truly stupid, horrible and inconsiderate. I still hate myself. Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: Doore on Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 22:00:42 I might have had a beer or two, but that's fucking brilliant I reckon.
Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: Doore on Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 22:05:25 Oh, and my contribution, using a line I'd heard on Men Behaving Badly.
At the bar in a club in Cardiff: BS: Hi, my name's Billy, can I stand here? Pretty lady: No BS: Oh, OK then. I went to the other end of the bar to order my solitary drink in shame. Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 22:15:57 I asked a man in morrisons if he needed a hand getting something off the shelf, as he was struggling.
Only when he turned to face me did i realise he only had one arm... Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: leefer on Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 22:35:11 When i was about thirteen i got this amazing crush on a girl in my class,it got so bad every morning early on my paper round i picked a flower from her front garden..tulips and daffs were taken untill one morning a red faced old man came out in a rage..what the fuk you doing he screamed as i was tugging on a wallflower or something similar ..it was the first time i had heard an old person swear...anyway i found the courage to tell him that i was in love with his daughter...bloody hell he said shes thirty five and got kids!
Turned out i was given duff imformation on ware she lived. Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 22:39:46 My exs mum walked in on me hanging out the back of her daughter.
Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: leefer on Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 22:47:11 I asked a man in morrisons if he needed a hand getting something off the shelf, as he was struggling. Only when he turned to face me did i realise he only had one arm... I suppose he would have been better off in a seconhand shop. Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: Nemo on Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 22:47:58 I suppose he would have been better off in a seconhand shop. Fuck off Neville... oh. Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: Saxondale on Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 23:02:19 I asked a man in morrisons if he needed a hand getting something off the shelf, as he was struggling. Only when he turned to face me did i realise he only had one arm... Did the same with dizzee rascals dj semtex who also only has one hands. Something I didnt realise when I asked if he needed a hand with his record bag. 'Do you want a hand' sometimes sounds bad. Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: 4D on Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 23:46:23 This might have been done before. My personal maximum embarrassment was when I was about 18 and used to travel to work on a company coach. There was a particular sweet young lady who worked in Personnel (as it was called in those days), who I used to sit next to occasionally. Her name was Karen Wood and she was one of the nicest, softest caring type of person who I have ever met. Unfortunately athough lovely, she had a dental condition that an orthodontist would have paid to rectify. She was goofy. It was in December when this happened. The conversation went something like. Alan: "Hello Karen. How are you?" Karen: "Yes, very well thank you. I'm glad we have the holiday coming up." Alan: "Too right, I can't wait for the break." Karen: " Will you be staying around for Christmas?" Alan: "Yes, with my parents as usual." Karen: "That's nice, I hope you have a good time with them." Alan: "It is usually pretty good." Karen: "Do you think you will get any nice presents?" Alan (singing): "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth." ugh ick aaaargh Truly stupid, horrible and inconsiderate. I still hate myself. Surprised you didn't lose yours :) Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: nevillew on Thursday, February 11, 2010, 08:43:41 Fuck off Neville... :) Nice one leefer.oh. Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: dell boy on Thursday, February 11, 2010, 14:28:23 At the age of 16 I was working in a bindery as part of my training in print. I was the only bloke working alongside 20 or so mature women, sex and the size of the mans privates seemed to be the normal talk of the day. They were bloody intimidating and would try to have a feel at what was in trousers at any chance during work and you had to be on your guard at all times. This might seem to youngsters of today as a good opportunity to experience your sexual desires, but I can tell you these women were frightening and once they had something on you, well you were dead.
On the third morning I worked in the department, I went for a piss and carelessly caught by willie in my zip, well and truly caught. After crying with pain for about 5 minutes I had no other option but to ask for assistance from one of my work colleagues. One meant 20 came to assist and most took great joy in taking turns in trying to free by willie. If you've ever worked on a production line full of women you can imagine what they tried to do to me. They finally cut away the zip and left me sitting in my underpants for 30 minutes whilst they mended by trousers. Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: Arriba on Thursday, February 11, 2010, 15:56:28 did you sample any of them though dell?
Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Thursday, February 11, 2010, 15:59:59 At the age of 16 I was working in a bindery as part of my training in print. I was the only bloke working alongside 20 or so mature women, sex and the size of the mans privates seemed to be the normal talk of the day. They were bloody intimidating and would try to have a feel at what was in trousers at any chance during work and you had to be on your guard at all times. This might seem to youngsters of today as a good opportunity to experience your sexual desires, but I can tell you these women were frightening and once they had something on you, well you were dead. On the third morning I worked in the department, I went for a piss and carelessly caught by willie in my zip, well and truly caught. After crying with pain for about 5 minutes I had no other option but to ask for assistance from one of my work colleagues. One meant 20 came to assist and most took great joy in taking turns in trying to free by willie. If you've ever worked on a production line full of women you can imagine what they tried to do to me. They finally cut away the zip and left me sitting in my underpants for 30 minutes whilst they mended by trousers. Bloody hell, Ben Stiller posts on thetownend Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: Nomoreheroes on Thursday, February 11, 2010, 18:52:59 This might have been done before. I can't get this out of my head! I've got to ask - What did poor Karen do? Did the smile disappear from her face and a little tear come to her eye? Did she look at you with daggers in her eyes, huff and look away? Did you apologise? Did you ever talk to her again? What is she doing now? Is she mentally scared by the incident? Has reminiscing about this made you want to make contact again? Prey tell, the suspense is killing me!My personal maximum embarrassment was when I was about 18 and used to travel to work on a company coach. There was a particular sweet young lady who worked in Personnel (as it was called in those days), who I used to sit next to occasionally. Her name was Karen Wood and she was one of the nicest, softest caring type of person who I have ever met. Unfortunately athough lovely, she had a dental condition that an orthodontist would have paid to rectify. She was goofy. It was in December when this happened. The conversation went something like. Alan: "Hello Karen. How are you?" Karen: "Yes, very well thank you. I'm glad we have the holiday coming up." Alan: "Too right, I can't wait for the break." Karen: " Will you be staying around for Christmas?" Alan: "Yes, with my parents as usual." Karen: "That's nice, I hope you have a good time with them." Alan: "It is usually pretty good." Karen: "Do you think you will get any nice presents?" Alan (singing): "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth." ugh ick aaaargh Truly stupid, horrible and inconsiderate. I still hate myself. Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, February 11, 2010, 18:55:41 i snapped my banjo string once. :-) ive never been in so uch pain in my life.
Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: Talk Talk on Thursday, February 11, 2010, 20:11:50 I can't get this out of my head! I've got to ask - What did poor Karen do? Did the smile disappear from her face and a little tear come to her eye? Did she look at you with daggers in her eyes, huff and look away? Did you apologise? Did you ever talk to her again? What is she doing now? Is she mentally scared by the incident? Has reminiscing about this made you want to make contact again? Prey tell, the suspense is killing me! I think that I have blanked out most of what happened afterwards, some sort of self defence mechanism. All I remember was the look of complete and utter disbelief on her face. I would like to contact her again - firstly to apologise but secondly as she had a fantastic body. Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: Nomoreheroes on Thursday, February 11, 2010, 20:34:42 I think that I have blanked out most of what happened afterwards, some sort of self defence mechanism. All I remember was the look of complete and utter disbelief on her face. I would like to contact her again - firstly to apologise but secondly as she had a fantastic body. Nooooooooooooo! You must make it your mission to seek out this young lady and make amends for your misdemeanour. You must tell her of your mental scaring and beg her forgiveness. You must then report back on the episode and spread sunshine across the world!Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: nochee on Friday, February 12, 2010, 09:14:52 I farted and followed thru whilst wearing shorts in daylight in the centre of magaluf 1994
Title: Re: The most cringeworthy moment in your life Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, February 12, 2010, 09:33:04 hahahaha i just spat a sandwich across the hospital dialysis room
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