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Title: Top chat-up lines Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 02:46:38 Lets not turn this rape into a murder
Title: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 03:05:58 Brilliant.
One of my housemates marched up to a bird in a club down here recently and came out with this gem... "I'm hard. You wet yet?" Also brilliant. Title: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 03:06:55 Oooop. There goes your hymen
Title: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 03:10:21 I can run faster horny than you can scared
Title: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 03:17:47 Continuing with the housemate theme, the same chap on his rugby club initiations last year had to crack on to some bird by telling her "you don't sweat much for a fat lass"
Title: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 06:46:32 Continuing with the housemate theme, the same chap on his rugby club initiations last year had to crack on to some bird by telling her "you don't sweat much for a fat lass" oh you crazy rugger buggersTitle: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 06:54:45 Alright love, you like beef?
Well suck my cock, it's dripping Title: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 07:19:14 guy: have i seen you here before
chick: no guy: you look familiar, im sure i've come accross your face before. Title: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: nochee on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 07:22:28 Pretty girls always hang out with ugly girls to make themselves look even more attractive. So when you see such a pair, walk up to the ugly one and say " Hi would you like to dance" she will be all flattered and reply "yes" to which you say "fuck off and dance then whilst i chat to your mate"
Title: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 07:34:42 I once had a girl come upto me in a club and say "I like a hot German sausage inside me on a cold day" - I nearly spat my drink all over the place with laughter
Title: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: Sippo on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 08:13:43 Cracks me up everytime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTXSg_Z7iYs Title: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 09:22:08 Some woman walked up to me and my mate at the weekend and said 'im not wearing any knickers' she was munted so I got the hell out of there
Title: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 12:44:05 Bloke: So, do you wanna have sex then?
Bird: No thanks. Bloke: Well would you mind lying down while i have some? Title: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 13:04:12 Girl: Who do you expect to please with that little thing?
Bloke: Me! Title: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 13:04:20 Im a painter and decorater, can i whitewash your cervix?
Title: Re: Top chat-up lines Post by: RJack on Thursday, February 4, 2010, 13:26:02 Bloke: Can i smell your minge?
Woman: No Bloke: Must be your feet then __ Bloke: Have you got a photo? Woman: Why? Bloke: My burglar alarms broken i need something to scare burglars off with __ Or you could go up to a girl and say my face leaves in 5 minutes be on it |