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Im off to alton towers tomoz, anyone got any tips which rides to avoid? Should be able to do a good trade with teh kids (thats for si pi, thought id rip myself to save you from doing it)

Don't avoid anything mate- it's all excellent.

Save the water rides till last because you do get bloody soaked!

Have you ever been there before???

If not then i say go on them all.
Air is the biggest pile of shit ever and should never have been built.
Spinball Whizzer is pretty ace.
Nemesis = Nuff said 8)
Oblivion = As Above

Try the new Rita Queen of Speed ride. Not been on it myself but goes from 0 - 60 in 2.5 seconds.

Also try the little rides too like Hex and the few by Oblivion.

Also, get in early for a few of the bgger ones and get some fast-track tickets- it's cuts the queue time by at least an hour  8)

queues an hour? Sod that, I will push teh little gits to teh side, leaving at 8.15 so should be there by 10ish

I always start off with the Black Hole, it's a good way to ease yourself in.  Fairly calm ride, but pitch black.

Agree, Air is cack.

Oblivion and Nemesis kick arse.

Is it the first time you've been Asher?

To be honest mate you've got to be prepoared to queue for ages for the big 'uns

Totally agree that air is pants. Nemesis was  the best coaster, followed by oblivion - which is great but is aver a bit too quickly.

Good tip on the fast track tickets. I guess Rita will have the biggest queue being new. Saw that Rita was now rated as #1 ride by park goers, the first time in years that Nemesis has been dethroned.

At least you are going mid week out of school holidays, should be fine.

I went when I was really little but didnt go on any rides as I was too small, tbh can see myself competing with the others and ended up being very sick.

yeah which should mean queuing times should be well down.
Probably at most, 30 mins for the big rides.

Go on the tea cups - simply class  :roll:  :soapy tit wank:

Damn right

under the right circumstances..... long story  8)

I always go on them first then ride the coasters to dry out.

i will take some dry clothes? Is that teh best idea?

Nah Ash, just do as Si says, it's the best way, if the weather is decent you'll dry out in no time.

Best do, cant get tht seats in the motor wrecked - talking of seats the lass put white gloss on them within 4 days of me getting the car, wasnt best pleased to say the least.....

I hope she made up for it in the bedroom :piemonte:

I wish mate........she did paint my kitchen tho so I couldn't really complain

We talking about Maire here?

Whos maire?  :?

who know  :? Marie. Sorry.

perhaps....

is there love blossoming on the forums again? :D

 Easing yourself into black hole has a lot to commend it.

       white gloss on seats :nono:

Don't be daft, not admiting anything due to teh whole raphy is a paedo thing!

And yes was black leather seats with white gloss, luckilly came off or is could have got messy

yeah but that was just plain funny :grin:

fao: admin- you really need to put some warnings on here... any relationships that develop via the forum leave you susceptible to piss takes (apart from asher he'll beat me up)

ha ha, im only 4ft 3in!......well teh 3inc is about right

is marie happy with that  :grin:

it didnt happen via the forum....i knew him before this even started.

you know what i mean

Ha ha, its not the size its the action!

I wouldn't take the piss about relationships I don't think, it's a bit uncalled for really.

I will, however,  continue to occasionally make a flippant remark about dealing.

:doobie: it up.  :soapy tit wank:

Im not a dealer, I dont even touch anything now days, got told off! Only drug im on is football!  You can rip all you like Tom, but I will hunt you down

the true language of the coke trafficker  8)  :wink:

oh behave

I know Ash, even if you were I couldn't really care less, it's none of my business afterall.

I have stopped the banter over the last few days though, I think it's run it's course, and it's a bit like folgging a dead horse if we keep going over it, much like the Piemonte thing, that's pretty much stopped now.

That said I'm sure Si will wade in with something. :wink:

Who should we gang up on next, and for what reason?

Tom - for being a rent boy??????

calm down ladies

Sorry dad

Where is your evidence?

Seriously I doubt there are many men that would want me, let alone have to pay for me.  I can't even get a lady. :cry:

sonic the 2nd!

ecept the men don't have to pay sonic

Don't know about that, I've got a good 6 years of extra misery over Sonic.  I reckon Sonic should be Kinky Tom the 2nd.

There seems to be a lot of blokes on here that are rubbish with the laydeeeez.  Myself included.... Maybe there is a connection between that and internet forum use?

Quite possibly, but I only started using the internet regularly this year, so there has to be another reason for all those prior years.

This just about sums us up.  

We have a thread for talking about women, which just becomes a wierd thread for the differences/similarities between women and footballs.

We also have this thread about Towers d'Alton, and we end up talking about women.

We're crap at keeping to the topic.

were worse then women on here

Even more unrelated, make your 1000th post a good one! It's a landmark!!

very true.......

very true.......

:shock:  I wouldn't say worse than women, that's going a bit far!

I dont know... i think asher's right!

Bugger, that's crept up on me for a bit.

I was going to upload 'A Grand Don't Come For Free' by The Streets for it, but if I was to that I'd have to wait till I got home, and I can't go a whole afternoon without posting.

Thought that would be quite good, representing the work that has to be done to reach that mile stone.


Here's a picture of Eva Longoria instead:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/1kinkytom/eva.jpg

oh dear... i'd love to carry on with this chat but i have to go and watch a program about guns, tanks, fast cars, and erm,  carpentry.  grrrr...

Quality pic for a quality landmark, congrats

Cheers Ash, she's lubberly aint she!

yes she certainly is.

A round of applause...

I did say we're long lost brothers  :cry:

We do seem to display similar tendancies.  (Leave all the gay jokes out, that's not what I meant)

Alton towers was ace, was soo scared at times but the rides were ace!

Did you follow the water ride advice?

i haven't been to a theme park for years.

i've been to thorpe park but that wasn't the last one i went to. I can't remember its name.

I did but the people I went with decided to go on the log flume last, was a bit wet but I won a cuddly toy!

what was Rita Queen of Speed like???

We looked at the queue (3 hours) and watched the ride, it was the same as the corkscres but only the first 50mph is quick so we deided to leave it!

It had a rubbish cart and looked not all that good!

they should build rides like this

http://www.cedarpoint.com/_upload/images/ride03_pics/constpics/Construction149.jpg

http://www.cedarpoint.com/_upload/images/ride03_pics/constpics/TTDOpening3.jpg

http://www.cedarpoint.com/

i so want to go on that :shock:

You wouldnt get me on that for 10k

thing is it only cost $25m to build.
the specs: -

PHYSICAL DIMENSIONS
Track Length: 2,800 feet  
Lift Height: 420 feet  
Angle of Lift Hill: 90 degrees  
Vertical Drop: 400 feet  
Angle of Descent: 90 degrees  
Angle of Twist on Descent: 270 degrees
 
DESIGN
Ride Manufacturer: Intamin AG of Wollerau, Switzerland
Model: Launched out-and-back coaster
Structure: Steel tubular track
Features: Hydraulic launch system
Magnetic braking system
Tiered seating on the coaster’s cars for better viewing (similar to stadium seating)
270-degree spiral on descent
Color Scheme: Red and white alternating colored track on launch

TIME, SPEED, CAPACITY
Launch Speed: Approximately 120 mph in four seconds :shock:  
Drop Speed: Approximately 120 mph
Capacity Approximately 1,500 riders per hour

Make it 20k and I still wouldnt do it with those factors!

looking through that website makes Alton towers look more like a kids playground.
if only we could have something like that over here.

I'd go on it.  Might need some new shorts after, but I'd definately give it a go.

I'd love a go on that.  Wouldn't guarantee i'd feel too good after though...  :?

i keep looking at the ride and all the others there and am seriously wanting to take a weeks holiday there to experience it and all the others.

like you say new pants would be a must as i would mess them up :oops:

I'm with Ash on this, you wouldn't get me on that for any less than £1m!

The thing is don't you lot think that rides are too quick to be scary. They're all over so quickly I don't even have a chance to be scared. I think the scariest part of theme parks are the queues, bloody atrocious!

That works out at £240m an hour. Not a bad wage if you ask me.

Seriously though, it's over in 4 seconds, you wouldn't have time to know you were scared

Many things are over in 4 seconds, ask marie!

shudder

Damn, drug deals are getting faster in todays world  :o

Your relentless aren't you?

I once told a girl that, while she was basically tring to rape me.  She didn't get any in the end.

A simple fuck off and I would stop
















Probably  8)

Hehe.

I find it amusing to be honest, but ok FUCK OFF or I will kill you (and your not sure if I mean that)

I find it amusing also, there's a lot to be said for online personas. I will stop now, it was tedious after about the 3rd joke, just wanted to see how far I could take it  :D

Who shall we label next then? I reckon we should ruin Justin Tomlinsons posts?

I hate your avatar with a passion Si-pie.

that is all.

It is very gimpish to be fair, probably why Yeovil chose it for me

wasn't he in Eastenders???
The gay boy :fag:

Yes, that's why Yeovil chose it for me, he has an obsession with gays and their homophobic activities don't you know?

Not that I'm gay, just one of Yeovil's fantasies/plans to turn me I think