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Title: Two jokes i thought up myself in my own headspace
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, December 28, 2009, 11:51:20
They're not really that funny, though Neville might appreciate them

Joke Number One
New muslim based teen drama to be screened on bbc shortly, called Burka Grove.


Joke Number Two
I invited jarvis cocker to a house party once, telling him to bring his own alcohol. He turned up with a packet of dairylea and a bottle of lemonade. "What are you doing, you can't get drunk on that" i said. "I know" he replied " but at least i'm sorted for cheese and fizz"


If it raises one half smile my job here is done


Title: Re: Two jokes i thought up myself in my own headspace
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, December 28, 2009, 11:52:56
ban please


Title: Re: Two jokes i thought up myself in my own headspace
Post by: adje on Monday, December 28, 2009, 12:56:13
The second one's quite good


Title: Re: Two jokes i thought up myself in my own headspace
Post by: DMR on Monday, December 28, 2009, 12:57:17
I echo the ban sentiments


Title: Re: Two jokes i thought up myself in my own headspace
Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, December 28, 2009, 13:19:18
Good jokes!


Title: Re: Two jokes i thought up myself in my own headspace
Post by: adje on Monday, December 28, 2009, 13:25:11
first one's rubbish