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Title: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: Talk Talk on Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 21:28:14 This has probably been done before and if so, I apologise, just delete the thread.
From the people I know I would go for: Bennett - striker (particularly for his toe punts) Yeovil - striker. Obviously as he is skill. Davis - LEFT midfield Si - midfield. Looks a bit like Simon Ferry VD - midfield player/manager Gazza - right midfield, gets excited and runs around a lot Spacey - laid back Fred - centre back - shouts loads Reg - centre back - would depress the opposition strikers who would promptly give up and leave the field Samdy - right back behind the goal in the Merlin Sonic - gk (yes I have seen him do it) Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 21:31:10 Is that supposed to say something about my drinking habits or my poor footballing ability? Or both?
Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: DV on Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 21:32:09 Either way, Sam is about as right footed as Alan Sheehan.
Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: Talk Talk on Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 21:37:20 Is that supposed to say something about my drinking habits or my poor footballing ability? Or both? Priorities, Sam. Priorities. Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 21:56:54 DV as manager? Brave.
Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 22:05:51 I can't believe Ironside doesn't get a spot on the right wing
Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 22:07:34 i'm glad my toe-eys are becoming legendary
Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: 4D on Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 22:25:05 Who are they playing and when?
Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, December 22, 2009, 23:53:42 I can't believe Ironside doesn't get a spot on the right wing Very good! Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 02:30:58 Why aren't I in goal?
Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 08:06:54 ben you can be in goal for my team, the opposition. Racing Cunt.
Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 09:24:17 i am an awful goalkeeper. i am however somewhat useful at being hit by footballs. i'm a one man wall
Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 10:27:00 I'd be happy playing centre half, as long as I don't have to head the ball. The last time I did, I was seeing stars for minutes afterwards....felt like dead brain cells being rattled around like one of those glass snow storm paperweights :(
I'm a good talker though...a bit like when Gorman brought in Terry Fuckwit for that very quality v Newcastle 93. Tel is there yacking away like a 50's housewife over the garden fence on washing day, as waves of Barcodes stream past our midfield and defence, yet comically keep hitting wood. How Andrew Cole failed to score that day remains one of life's great mysteries. That cunt Lee Clark did, but he got his comeuppance last month with Uddersfield :) Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: dell boy on Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 10:30:31 TT that looks a very slow and old centre of defence, you need a younger player sweeping and clearing up behind those two old farts.
Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 10:38:39 TT that looks a very slow and old centre of defence, you need a younger player sweeping and clearing up behind those two old farts. :D Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: Talk Talk on Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 20:33:55 TT that looks a very slow and old centre of defence, you need a younger player sweeping and clearing up behind those two old farts. Ok, they both go on the bench then. Revised positions: JFW - centre back - opposition attack will have to stop and discuss whether they think her Uggs are getting muddy or not fB - centre back - perfect foil for JFW, will welly the ball into row Z while the attack is nodding furiously at JFW and having a sly peek at her breasticles *** CORRECTION *** Davis - LEFT wing Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 21:22:04 dropped ?
dropped ? Fucking dropped ? (in a Beckford voice) Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: Talk Talk on Wednesday, December 23, 2009, 23:11:32 dropped ? dropped ? Fucking dropped ? (in a Beckford voice) :D Actually it isn't up to me. VD is manager. I think his team might be - uh - wildly different to mine anyway... As for a match I reckon you should take on Swindon Ladies. Seriously. That would be entertaining. Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: 4D on Thursday, December 24, 2009, 00:02:32 Cue Neville
Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: yeo on Thursday, December 24, 2009, 04:56:57 I cant wait to have a Bath with Bennet afterwards..swoon
Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, December 24, 2009, 15:44:31 I remember being disappointed last time I shared a bath with Bennett.
Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: 4D on Thursday, December 24, 2009, 17:21:42 :lush:
Title: Re: Fantasy Town End XI Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, December 24, 2009, 17:39:13 I remember being disappointed last time I shared a bath with Bennett. Bennett has never disappointed me Suppose I am easily pleased |