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Title: Irish parliament
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 14:12:10
ace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8TRXJ0SHm4


Title: Re: Irish parliament
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 14:24:31
"That is most unparliamentary" :D


Title: Re: Irish parliament
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 19:44:39
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8410946.stm

It's all kicking off in Poltitics this week. Couldn't have happened to a nicer man.


Title: Re: Irish parliament
Post by: Chubbs on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 19:51:08
did anyone eles watch that and think...."fred"
haha


Title: Re: Irish parliament
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 20:01:31
I like the way he courteously withdrew his comments :D


Title: Re: Irish parliament
Post by: Summerof69 on Sunday, December 13, 2009, 21:16:12
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8410946.stm

It's all kicking off in Poltitics this week. Couldn't have happened to a nicer man.

It could've happened to Bliar and Mandelson instead....


Title: Re: Irish parliament
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, December 14, 2009, 01:44:56
I already posted that you stupid cunt.

EDIT: But it was in a thread which was only going to get Talk Talk acting like a twat, and it's brilliant enough to deserve it's own.


Title: Re: Irish parliament
Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 12:11:18
Apparently, he can't get in any trouble for it either. From the BBC:

"It has emerged that the F-word is not on the list of banned words, unlike brat, buffoon, rat and scumbag."

Perhaps Feck was, but they didn't feel the need to put fuck?


Title: Re: Irish parliament
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 14:49:07
What about "Hairy Japanese bastards"?


Title: Re: Irish parliament
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 14:53:37
HA, look what I just found:

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FATHER TED

OBSCENITY REPORT - SERIES 1

Episode #1 - Good Luck Father Ted

1st Segment
01:07:34      gobshite
01:07:56      feck
01:08:22      feck off
01:08:28      feck off
01:08:30      feck off

2nd Segment
01:18:41      feckin
01:24:24      gobshite



Episode #2 - Entertaining Father Stone

1st Segment
01:04:06      feckin'
01:06:08      shitting?
01:08:57      feck off

2nd Segment
01:18:25      bastard
01:19:25      bitch
01:22:01      bastard



Episode #3 - The Passion of St. Tibulus

1st Segment
01:01:54      obscene hand gesture indicating fornication
01:02:20      obscene hand gesture indicating fornication
01:06:00-14      Cuban Fertility Statue with giant phallus
01:09:29      feck off
01:12:49      gobshite

2nd Segment
01:16:57      feck off
01:17:59      you prick
01:18:04      stick this up your ass
01:23:06      knocking the shit out of each other
01:34:46      feck off





Episode #4 - Competition Time

1st Segment
01:01:51      feck off
01:13:19      bastards
01:14:25      you bastards

2nd Segment
01:24:07      bastards
   


Episode #5 - And God Created Woman

1st Segment
01:06:24-43      arse, feck….feck,arse – repeated string
01:07:48      me arse
01:08:40      feck this and feck that
01:08:47-49      you big hairy arse, you big fecker
01:08:58      worse then feck
01:09:04      f your f’ing wife
01:09:10      stick this f’ing pitchfork up your hole
01:09:15      bastard this and bastard that
01:09:16 - 19   you can’t move for the bastards in her novels – it’s wall to wallbastards
01:09:21   you bastard, you fecker, you fecker, you bollocks
01:09:26   get your bollocks out of my face

2nd Segment
01:25:48      feck, feckin marvelous



Episode #6 - Grant Unto Him Eternal Rest

1st Segment
01:00:12 – 23   feck, arse…repeated string
01:09:27      you bastard (shaking fist to God)
01:09:34      feckin judge
01:10:34      feck off
01:10:27      arse, feck, drink

2nd Segment
01:23:54      shut the feck up
01:25:37      feck off




 
FATHER TED

OBSCENITY REPORT - SERIES 2

Episode #1 - Hell

1st Segment
01:01:23      bollocks
01:01:33      bollocks
01:01:44      gobshite
01:05:55      feck off
01:08:58-      *naked backside of a man

2nd Segment
01:20:47      feckin' idiot
01:22:08-      *naked backside of a man



Episode #2

1st Segment
01:02:34      feck
01:02:42      feck
01:03:42-01:03:44   Jack gives the finger

2nd Segment
01:21:37      feck off
01:22:28      bollocks



Episode #3 - Tentacles of Doom

1st Segment
1:03:09   as fast and hard as possible (Father Ted gesturing with his hand in a perverse manner)      
1:07:50      feck
1:09:05      feck


2nd Segment
1:22:44      up your ass




 
Episode #4 - Old Grey Whistle Theft

1st Segment
01:06:02   what the fuck are you doing here?  This is my fucking spot.  Get the fuck off.
01:06:12   no fuckin way
01:06:17   fuck off.  We come here every fuckin Sunday.
01:06:23   you fuckin bastard
01:06:32   fuck off
01:06:37   I’m fuckin mad
01:06:50   …bastard priest is in your spot
01:07:45   fuck off you pedophile


2nd Segment
01:11:35      you bastard
01:13:01      you feckin idiot
01:14:33      shite
01:14:38      feck off
 


Episode #5 - A Song for Europe

1st Segment
1:06:22 -      just play the f--- note, Not the f--- first one, (partially bleeped)
1:06:49   just play the f--- note you were just f--- playing there (partially  bleeped)

2nd Segment
1:15:58      Fr. Dick scratching his head with his middle finger




Episode #6 - The Plague

1st Segment
01:02:48      feck
01:03:15      oh, feck
01:04:31   *backside of nude woman entering a bathtub with a bishop bathing in it
01:09:22      hairy Japanese bastards
01:09:34      feck
01:09:37      feck
01:12:50-52      feck,  feck it anyway
01:15:35      feck that
01:15:39      feck off

2nd Segment
01:21:18      you little bollocks




Episode #7 - Rock-A-Hula Ted

1st Segment
01:06:56   magazine cover with the copy “clit power”
01:06:59   magazine cover with the copy “clit power”
01:07:03   clit power
01:10:11   feck off
01:13:15   feck off


2nd Segment
01:19:37      bollocks




Episode #8 - Cigarettes & Alcohol

1st Segment
01:05:57      feckin’
01:11:55      feckin’
01:12:28      gobshite

2nd Segment
01:14:50   can you imagine, father, your husband standing over you with his lead in his hand….






Episode #9 - New Jack City

1st Segment
01:05:57      you flipping, flipping, flipper
01:04:20      bastards
01:10:52      kicked you up the arse

2nd Segment
01:16:03      dirty fecker
01:17:48      pair of wankers
01:20:12      arse, feck
01:20:37       feck off
01:20:54 – 21:10   arse, feck, drink….feck, arse…. (repeated string)






 
Episode #10 - Flight into Terror

1st Segment

2nd Segment
01:22:25      feckin’
01:23:13 - :25   feck, arse, feck, feck…. (repeated string)


Christmas special - A Christmassy Ted

1st Segment
01:03:06      feckin'
01:11:45      feck
01:13:16      for feck's sake


2nd Segment
01:03:30      feckin' idiot
01:05:24      wankers
01:06:35      fecked
01:06:44      twats
01:09:39      feck off

3rd Segment
01:02:33      feck off
01:02:47      Jack flips off Ted

http://www.bbcprograms.com/pbs/catalog/fatherted/docs/flagreport_Father%20Ted.doc