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Title: The Thursday Joke. Post by: leefer on Thursday, December 10, 2009, 16:13:48 A binman is collecting rubbish at a chinese takeaway.
He knocks on the door and the chinaman says,harrow wot u wan? Wares ya bin says the binman I bin on loo says the chinaman No mate..wares your dustbin,says the binman I dustbin on loo says the chinaman No mate says the binman getting angrier Wares ya wheelie bin Hokay says the chinaman with a grin I wheelie bin avin a wank. Title: Re: The Thursday Joke. Post by: Doore on Thursday, December 10, 2009, 16:19:19 Racist and illiterate. Brilliant.
Title: Re: The Thursday Joke. Post by: leefer on Thursday, December 10, 2009, 16:36:41 Me or the Chinaman?
Title: Re: The Thursday Joke. Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, December 10, 2009, 16:38:42 Racist and illiterate. Brilliant. Hows that racist?Title: Re: The Thursday Joke. Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, December 10, 2009, 18:42:50 What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A paedophile. Title: Re: The Thursday Joke. Post by: Saxondale on Thursday, December 10, 2009, 19:59:28 Did you hear the one about the Chinese couple
who had an albino baby? Doctors said it was impossible as two wongs can't make a white. Title: Re: The Thursday Joke. Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, December 10, 2009, 20:20:21 I really liked this joke that my mate sent me the other day, but i can't help thinking i'll be laughing alone in this thread.
A man walked into a pub, sat at the bar and ordered a drink. The barman says to him, "excuse me mister, but I couldn't help noticing that your head is only the size of an orange. What gives?" So the man (who did indeed have a head the size of an orange) replies, "it's a funny story. The other day I was in the attic and found this old lamp. I gave it a bit of a polish to clean the dust off, and bugger me if a genie doesn't pop out. So this genie says to me, 'You have freed me from the lamp, for this I will grant you three wishes.' "So what did you wish for?," says the barman. "Well," says the man, "my first wish was that I would be instantly made a billionaire, and never want for anything again." "Good wish." "Thanks. My second wish was that I would be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and that she would be perfect in every way and never get on my tits or anything." "Another good wish," says the barman. "So what did you wish for next?" The man looked at him and replied: "I wished that my head was the size of an orange" Title: Re: The Thursday Joke. Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, December 10, 2009, 20:32:15 I like that.
Title: Re: The Thursday Joke. Post by: nochee on Thursday, December 10, 2009, 20:51:18 Why are there no Wings and no Wongs in the Chinese phone book?
Cos too many Wings and too many Wongs make wing wong number :D Title: Re: The Thursday Joke. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, December 11, 2009, 07:07:15 [url width=600 height=480]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/ror.jpg[/url]
Title: Re: The Thursday Joke. Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, December 11, 2009, 07:53:52 Did you hear about the man who was run over by a steam train?
He was chuffed to bits Title: Re: The Thursday Joke. Post by: Freddies Ferret on Friday, December 11, 2009, 11:12:19 I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.
Title: Re: The Thursday Joke. Post by: Freddies Ferret on Friday, December 11, 2009, 11:17:24 Tea is for mugs
Title: Re: The Thursday Joke. Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, December 11, 2009, 13:01:26 No, tea is for cups. Coffee is for mugs.
Title: Re: The Thursday Joke. Post by: ST_INC on Friday, December 11, 2009, 18:16:56 Doctor just told me I have gammon flu
It was swine flu but ive been cured. |