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Well its Saturday night and im really living the dream! Great result for town, beat the wife at scrabble and now sat in my chair with a nice brew watching crap on tv! What the hell happened to my social life?  8) Whats everyone up to? I do hope that this thread will at some point contain a drunken rant possibly including some kind of unnatural loving for Charlie Austin!

I'm going to vandalise Charlie Austin's wikipedia page. It's what I do to all those I love.

Is that a drunken rant?

Nah. I'm not drinking tonight. Over did it yesterday a bit.

I'm watching motd. I was meant to go out, but kept my head down and have managed to avoid being contacted and remain at home. I'm sober as well.

At work,watched Khan win in 20 seconds now watching MOTD then Football League show then hopefully The Thick of It will be on I Player and Ill watch that followed by Adam and Joes Radio show from this morning.

Ive ate all my food apart from the Fruit though,thats bad.

Its all go...

bloody hell you sound run off your feet

someone unvandalised :(

i've spent nearly all night watching ER. just finished series 11.

Had a party at my flat tonight. Although I'd happily have sat in a chair thinking about how awesome Charlie Austin is for a whole evening. Preferably with a cup of tea and a slice of cake.

Went out for an Indian. Was good. If you want a drunken rant + Austin love in, wait til Dave gets in.

Ooh The Thick of It was amazing and can I just say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I watched MOTD, TFLS and now Jonathan Ross. Delaying going to bed.

Just woke up on the sofa having fallen asleep somewhere near the start of MOTD.

Must let the dog out for a wee.

The wife has got the hump with the kids - she said she thought Charlie Austin is cute and one of the boys told her she was old enough to be his mum (she's 37)

went out with a girl tonight, went for a piss and came back and she was snogging some public school twat :) oh well some you win some you lose.

Staff doo full of people I'd rattttttther pisssssssssssss on.

I'm waiting for a hard drive to format. Rock and roll.

did everyone else get the text "spread the word, i just shook charlie austinp hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ?
:)

I text that to EVERYONE in my phonebook.

He loved it

hahahaha awesome, he wasn't at all perplexed?

I didn't get the text. I don't think I'm in Dave's phonebook :(

Me neither. On the bright side I just hoovered the house in the nude.

and you happened to trip up and your manhood got stuck, accidently, in the tube and it burst?

He didn't seem to want to hang around much tbf

Owww I'm jealous one because Dave touched Charlie Austin and two of other people being on daves phonebook but not me

I think there's only two people off here in my phonebook anyway

I'm still a teensy bit jealous ;)

gonna catch up on the rest of the series in the next day or two, really liked In the Loop, didn't know there was a tv series!

I'm fed of people saying how amazing this is when I've never got round to watching it, so I'm going to burn through the lot this week.

"I was playing golf with Stephen Hawking. He lied about his handicap" - pure genius and i agree with your noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo