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Hows your weekends been so far? Any glamourous shindigs?

I've got a lovely bottle of red and am trying to play minesweeper. Living the dream :)

Anybody able to top that?

Six cans and a couple of bottles of abbotts, and 3 episodes of west wing series 7.

is west wing like green wing?

Im trying to feel better after having two nights of no sleep and looking after my pukeing wife! For some reason I also have a massive urge to go to the Casino!

You're a bad man

Anyone spot anything cheeky in this photo?

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haha thats clever

Feeling tired and emotional listening to The cribs latest effort,which is rather good.

Wish i was in bed asleep but the other half has decided to get the wrong bus home so he can stop off round his mates to watch the FA cup highlights.......i've poured some of his precious beer down the sink,mental and irrational i know but hey i've got issues and hormones....lots of them  >:D   

:eek: You could at least have drunk it yourself, down the sink is just wrong, hormones or no

If it was lager i might have,but its horrid wheat beer.Can't stand the stuff myself.

has the bunny been boiled yet?

the wife is in bed and there is no sign of sick as of yet! Decided ill have a little play on willy hill

Im fucking knackered.  I finish my current tour with Motorhead in Wolverhampton today.  Got into the hotel at 3 this morning and was up at 8 to get here.  Tomorrow Im working Regina Spektor at birmingham academy.  Another 9am start and midnight finish then 2 hour drive home.  I need some sleep.

Just watching the everton liverpool game! The toffees are all over them, cant believe liverpool are winning!

I'm hungover

i wish i was hungover! My social life has gone right down hill recently!

I bought a jumper from Marks and Spencer today. Is that a sign of old age?!

did it have pads on the elbows?

Not quite.

then i think you're safe

Fuck me I feel bad after 3 hours kip and 3 hours cricket raining.

Lumped on Denman yesterday and spent the rest of the afternoon and evening drinking ourselves silly, beautiful.

Denman was awsome yesterday Dave

I think it is...no man should ever buy himself a jumper, that's women's work.

I've had a headache all day and feel miserable.

I also seem to have developed a very unnatural interest in 1960's suits.

can you provide a picture of your new found interest samdy?

http://img.inkfrog.com/pix/whistles/239811698.jpg

Austin powers

old suits are cool, i think it's fine to buy a jumper, though i prefer it when i get my mum to knitt me one as she's really good and you get bespoke.

as for my weekend i was in england for the weekend for a mate's wedding, was good as you expect your mate's weddings to be.  back off to france tomorrow.

see you for the play-offs...

i'm trying to stay awake, as i have a fucking long night at work tomorrow to look forward to.gotta try to get the body clock in check.
watched a diobolical game of football this morning got soaked into the bargain.grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.then round a mates house for his kids birthday which was nice.now chilling with a few bottles of carlsberg export and the dog on my lap.

I tried to get the dog on my lap this evening but she reckons she's got too much coursework to do and went home, I'm well fucked off and quite drunk. Lectures 9-11, then work 12-9 tomorrow, bloody brilliant.

what does this mean??? I cant work it out???

I was being very rude about my girly friend JFW.

changed the word dog for mrs and word lap for cock.

Oh! so you wanted a podge? I see

Correct, fancy it?

Best chat up line on here!!

Um thanks for the kind offer but..no
xxx 

I  just got back from some Cornish travelling.

That explains the pasty complexion.

I'm actually tucking into one right now, brilliant pun timing.

I have had a bloody brilliant day! My wife had her 12 week scan and it bloody blew me away! Cant believe im gonna be a dad!