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Title: Front page news
Post by: tans on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 13:50:36
Shock Horror from the Daily Mail!!

Daivd Beckham has asthma!!!

Fuck me does anyone give a toss? Hes had it all the time hes been playing.

I can see us losing the World Cup over this.

(I dont normally read the daily mail, but it was the only paper in the hairdressers)


Title: Re: Front page news
Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 14:04:31
I picked up the daily express yesterday (it was on the table in the catering room I was in.  Honest).  Nice to see fucking princess di on the front cover.  Have they not picked the bones from that corpse enough?


Title: Re: Front page news
Post by: Doore on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 14:13:44
I picked up the daily express yesterday (it was on the table in the catering room I was in.  Honest).  Nice to see fucking princess di on the front cover.  Have they not picked the bones from that corpse enough?

She's dead?  When?  How?


Title: Re: Front page news
Post by: DV on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 14:28:55
Rather have headlines about David Beckham than Jordon or Jedward.


Title: Re: Front page news
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 15:03:14
Some of the mail columnists are so ridiculous that they seem almost like satirical spoofs of themselves. This one for example cracked me up...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1229399/LIZ-JONES-What-happened-I-tried-live-65-week.html


Title: Re: Front page news
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 15:03:15
What about headlines that are about, you know, news?


Title: Re: Front page news
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 15:08:44
What about headlines that are about, you know, news?
now that would be a novel idea!


Title: Re: Front page news
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 15:09:17
Also, any excuse to post this classic...

[url width=800 height=739]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/church.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: Front page news
Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 15:15:39
It took me quite a while to realise what was wrong there, then I realised what was printed on the other side. Wonderful.


Title: Re: Front page news
Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 15:17:44
That whole paedogeddon episode was classic media outrage eating itself.  God bless em.


Title: Re: Front page news
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 16:46:42
The adver arrives at my house so early in the morning now,yesterdays headline was

Milk float breaks down in Marlowe Avenue.