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Title: Chimp attack
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, November 12, 2009, 15:05:35
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33859601/ns/health-more_health_news/

Wow just saw a bit of this on Sky News - mental! poor women has no face now!  :eek:

Why you would want a massive angry chimp as a pet???


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, November 12, 2009, 15:17:16
shocking, theres no way i would want to continue living the rest of my life looking like that


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: Langers on Thursday, November 12, 2009, 16:57:12
That is remarkable - she is brave to go on


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 12, 2009, 17:19:37
They did a face transplant a few years ago with some lady who got hers bitten off by a dog.

She looks like she could use one. Looks a bit like Fred.


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, November 12, 2009, 17:32:20
was it a patronising anal chip like Ben ?


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Friday, November 13, 2009, 09:03:21
I would


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, November 13, 2009, 09:57:38
I was going to make a comment about her looking like my mother-in-law, but thought better of it.


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: nevillew on Friday, November 13, 2009, 11:33:04
I was going to make a comment about her looking like my mother-in-law, but thought better of it.

What, the chimp ?


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: pauld on Friday, November 13, 2009, 11:40:52
Why you would want a massive angry chimp as a pet???
Well, we used to have one as a manager


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, November 13, 2009, 11:41:43
Well, we used to have one as a manager

That was a smoking chimp!


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, November 13, 2009, 11:53:24
I'm always amused by people who keep wild animals then get attacked by them. Although in this case it's not amusing because it was her stupid fuck friends Chimp. It's always typical of Americans though in that she's being sued for $50m... Yeah, like the Bankrupt who's being sued for $711m by Facebook for spam, no one will see anything this side of about 20p a week.

I remember when i was younger and me a friend were on our BMXs at the Oasis when some lads came over and started on us. We were only about 13 and they were about 18 or so. They totalled our bikes by throwing them around and smashing them in the ground.

Both of frames were cracked and pretty much no parts were salvageable. The police caught them and they went to court and were ordered to replace our bikes. We received checks for a few pence several times over a few months until they just stopped. My pride and joy saved and paid for with months of paper rounds reduced to a few cheques that were pinned to my wall to remind me of the contempt i hold the justice system in. I digress...


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, November 13, 2009, 22:02:14
Wow that's a sad story!


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, November 13, 2009, 22:32:33
Wow that's a sad story!

i know, they had know right fucking with his bmx


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, November 14, 2009, 01:05:15
If I remember the story, wasn't the woman who owned the Chimp in some sort of bizzare relationship with it. I might be completely wrong, but I have a strange feeling that there may have been something like that about it.


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, November 14, 2009, 08:23:48
that was michael jackson


Title: Re: Chimp attack
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, November 14, 2009, 19:52:10
Tee hee