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Title: Robert Enke
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, November 10, 2009, 20:13:55
Germany's No 1. Drove onto a level crossing and waited for the train to come  :eek:


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, November 10, 2009, 20:18:49
I bet it was on time.


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, November 10, 2009, 20:19:02
http://www.goal.com/en/news/1863/world-cup-2010/2009/11/10/1617005/breaking-news-germany-goalkeeper-robert-enke-dies-aged-32



Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, November 10, 2009, 20:29:37
Just read that Enke's two-year-old daughter Lara died two years ago from a heart defect.


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, November 10, 2009, 20:33:24
what when she was 0?


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, November 10, 2009, 21:14:44
shit me, thats terrible


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: adje on Tuesday, November 10, 2009, 21:37:22
shit me, thats terrible

His choice by the sound of it-sad


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, November 10, 2009, 21:55:27
I bet it was on time.

Hahaha, that tickled me.

But, yeah, very sad.


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 08:12:26
See thats wrong in my opinion. If he wanted to end his life there are other means. What happens if the train derailed and others were killed because of his selfishness?!


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 08:15:05
i think if you're in the mindset where putting yourself in the way of a train is your only escape you probably don't give a flying fuck what happens to strangers


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 10:00:43
First Joke I received:

I am sorry to announce that the 17:45 service from Munich has been delayed due to Robert Enke on the line. We apologise for the delay this will cause to your journey.


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: spacey on Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 10:01:59
That joke appears to be lacking an essential ingredient.


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: dell boy on Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 10:05:09
That joke appears to be lacking an essential ingredient.
:nod:


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 10:09:50
If I was smarter I'd do a joke linking it with 'going off the rails'.

But I'm not.


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 10:17:07
That joke is completely wrong anyway.

Quote
Enke was struck by a regional train travelling between Norddeich and Hannover at a railway crossing in Neustadt am Rubenberge and died at the scene.



Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 12:33:06
If I was smarter I'd do a joke linking it with 'going off the rails'.

But I'm not.
Someone mentioned it at half time last night and said they'd heard his career had hit the buffers, but he was back on track now


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 16:13:09
According to the BBC he missed the flight and was told to try and catch the next train to Berlin.


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, November 11, 2009, 16:45:19
That joke is completely wrong anyway.

The correct joke is not funny either.


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, November 12, 2009, 14:46:06
I used to live near Hannover 96 and have always followed their form - sad news.

I'm also hearing that Carlo Cudicini has been in a motorbike accident today.


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, November 12, 2009, 14:52:29

I'm also hearing that Carlo Cudicini has been in a motorbike accident today.

hmmm just read that - Says his injurys are "life changing?"
Oh and David Dimbley has been injured by a bullock!


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, November 12, 2009, 15:19:41
what the fuck was cudicini doing riding a motorbike? i thought all these top level 'pros' were banned from doing such stuff during the season? its a bit fucking fool hardy!


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: walrus on Thursday, November 12, 2009, 15:29:23
This any better?!

Apparently Robert Enke has died after diving in front of a train.... bugger me what a save that would have been!



Robert enke's test was conclusive, despite having reflexes like a cat, he does NOT have the same lifes.





Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, November 12, 2009, 15:42:58
what the fuck was cudicini doing riding a motorbike? i thought all these top level 'pros' were banned from doing such stuff during the season? its a bit fucking fool hardy!
whats the difference a moterbike or a ferrari? both as dangerous as eachother.


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, November 12, 2009, 15:49:24
what the fuck was cudicini doing riding a motorbike? i thought all these top level 'pros' were banned from doing such stuff during the season? its a bit fucking fool hardy!

Breaking his wrists and injuring his pelvis would of course be acceptable in the 6 week summer break.


Title: Re: Robert Enke
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Thursday, November 12, 2009, 21:42:36
I'm not one to give advice to professional footballers, but I do think Robert Enke should have come off the line a bit quicker.