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Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 23:18:36
How do they get their fried eggs to look like that? They were perfectly circle shaped with a very large yolk.

Tell me why and how this happens.

Thanks


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 23:47:52
Presumably they crack the egg into a moulded fryer.  The yolk itself is down to the type of egg, duck egg's yolks are lovely and large.


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 23:50:59
I used to like fried eggs but I've gone off them now

I hate cold meat with warm other stuff. Old people seem to like it though


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: yeo on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 23:54:10
I love Ham and Eggs.


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 23:54:10
Cold ham and eggs is cool. 8)


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:00:04
I want a thing to makes perfectly circle fried eggs


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:07:10
We've got a pan at home that has four indented trough like things that do it, it can also poach eggs, because the rim around the pan is raised.  

It's tres cool.


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:08:15
where did you get that from kinky tommo ? I want it


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: yeo on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:09:00
I poach eggs in my steamer,Im dead healthy me.


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:11:37
I prefer to poach an egg in a sauce-pan - poached egg really is the best way to eat an egg.

Not sure where it came from Jim, I shall ask my mother for you tomorrow.


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:12:53
Actually, thinking about it Yeovil, how long does it take to poach an egg in a steamer?


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: yeo on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:14:20
about 5 minutes,Ive never been able to do it in a saucepan they go all yuck.


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:18:29
Use vinegar, it helps the egg bind quicker.


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: yeo on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:21:01
I dont keep vinegar in the house,Im lucky to have eggs to be honest :oops:


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:23:42
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
I dont keep vinegar in the house,Im lucky to have eggs to be honest :oops:


How far to the nearest chippy?  You could go round with a cup.


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:25:01
Are you a chef Tom? 8)


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: yeo on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:28:15
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
I dont keep vinegar in the house,Im lucky to have eggs to be honest :oops:


How far to the nearest chippy?  You could go round with a cup.


About 20 seconds actually,Ive never been in there though so that may seem a bit forward :soapy tit wank:


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:31:45
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Are you a chef Tom? 8)

]

I'd really love to be, but having considered it in the past I don't think I could deal with the hours, mores the pitty.

I'd really love to create something delicious that people pay for.

My one other real ambition is to be a rock star, which is on the cards if I can find a band.  I write lyrics etc, and I can actually sing.  It's unlikely though eh?

Maybe I should be a Cheff. :?


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: yeo on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:34:04
Spacey plays guitar you can be his singer.

Morrisey/Marr
Leonon/Mcartney
Spacey/Kinky 8)


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:35:33
It does have a ring to it. 8)


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: yeo on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:37:11
Mrs Spacey as backing singer        (snigger)

Mexico as Manager

Sonic will be your first obsessive fan

I'll be fat hairy arsed roadie


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:40:11
i always get the crap jobs


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: yeo on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:40:47
What do you want to be?


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:43:35
He can be my spiritual advisor, bit like that ellaine bird glenn hoddle liked.


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, June 3, 2005, 00:46:02
break an egg into a mug and put it in to a microwave for 20 seconds, a perfect poached egg


Title: have you seen that advert for bernard matthews ham and eggs?
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, June 3, 2005, 01:02:32
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
What do you want to be?


thora birch's lover :advercool: