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Title: Band Auditions.
Post by: herthab on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 14:12:22
I'll be holding band auditions in the Merlin on Saturday.

Anyone interested should pop along at midday.

Please bring your own instruments.


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 14:14:43
I cant play any instruments :(

*awaits blue veined flute gags*


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: herthab on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 14:15:49
This is a serious thread Charlotte. Please take your smutty innuendoes somewhere else.


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: LJ9 on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 14:15:54
Any room for drum kit??


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: herthab on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 14:16:41
Any room for drum kit??


Haven't you got anything smaller?



Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 14:19:50
i'm sure you'll get loads of candidates for blowing thier own trumpets


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 14:31:50
This is a serious thread Charlotte. Please take your smutty innuendoes somewhere else.

I was being serious!! can I be the singer in a shouty Lady Ga Ga stylee?


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: tans on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 14:36:54
i'm sure you'll get loads of candidates for blowing thier own trumpets

yeah, i heard JPC is first in line


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: THE FLASH on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 15:30:31
I can play the pink piccolo!


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: Doore on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 15:53:49
I have a fiddle..


most evenings anyway.


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 15:57:08
I have a rubber trumpet, what should I do ?


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 16:11:13
fuck trumpets. What we need is a full drum kit accompanied by a full orchestra


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: THE FLASH on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 17:22:30
fuck trumpets. What we need is a full drum kit accompanied by a full orchestra

Amps the fucking works!!!


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: adje on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 18:04:24
I'll be there(comb and paper)


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 18:05:16
A triangle has a pretty decent ring to it.


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: Spencer_White on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 18:17:14
sometimes I do high pitched farts.


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 19:30:32
I have a harmonica!


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: leefer on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 19:39:18
I have a washboard...we could do skiffle.


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Thursday, November 5, 2009, 21:15:49
25% football 80% balalaikas anyone?


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, November 6, 2009, 17:04:49
I have a banjo but I snapped it


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: Batch on Friday, November 6, 2009, 17:07:32
I have a banjo but I snapped it

Can't help but think of this when I see the word 'banjo'

[url width=160 height=142]http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c239/Imadoofus/Animated%20Favs/Banjo.gif[/url]


Title: Re: Band Auditions.
Post by: Saxondale on Friday, November 6, 2009, 18:25:22
Ive just been doing some shows with the rather marvellous DJ Yoda.  He finished every night with that deliverance tune in a dance version and at the same time was mixing the visuals from the film.  Very good but didnt quite match up to his mix in liverpool of eleanor rigby with the scousers sketch culminating in a chorus of calm down calm down calm down before breaking into the anfield rap.  Legend.