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Title: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: pauld on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 11:11:03
City's keeper Dean Gerken has got himself in a pickle after being nicked for indecent exposure:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/8330037.stm


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 11:12:12
eugh Vile oaf pissing in the street


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 11:19:17
eugh Vile oaf pissing in the street

Quite....it's symptomatic of how standards of behaviour have slumped in our country.

How difficult is it to pee in a proper place? 


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: Ardiles on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 11:28:03
Not a good looking boy, is he.


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 11:44:55
Quite....it's symptomatic of how standards of behaviour have slumped in our country.

How difficult is it to pee in a proper place? 

I went to my hairdressers a while ago on a Sat morning - they were having to scrub down there doorway with bleach as someone had pissed all over it!


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: Batch on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 11:51:14
Oh come on, who hasn't been caught out on a cold night on the way back from the pub and had to take a leak in the old peoples home garden or in a graveyard or somewhere.

Even JFW has I bet.


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 11:53:08
Oh come on, who hasn't been caught out on a cold night on the way back from the pub and had to take a leak in the old peoples home garden or in a graveyard or somewhere.

Even JFW has I bet.

My thoughts exactly.

I bet some on here have even taken a shit in public!


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 12:12:42
My thoughts exactly.

I bet some on here have even taken a shit in public!

Always wear 2 pairs of socks ;)


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 12:47:28
More public cubicles are needed in Town Centres.  Amsterdam have it just right with those plastic blocks that you can pish in while surveying everthing around you.

Takes a bit of getting used to with women and the occassional child wondering past in the evening as you piss away in the middle of an open square but it stops it going anywhere else.


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 12:55:58

Even JFW has I bet.

Maybe like when I was little or something!   :-[

OK a field or garden or something is a bit different anyway


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 13:43:24
i've took a piss countless times en route back from the pub.
par for the course aint it?


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: pauld on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 13:46:39
Missed this on first read:

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He was released without charge but given a fixed penalty for the use of threatening words and behaviour.
So, he wasn't just waving it, but actually threatening people with it? That's a whole different level from having a quick slash in the bushes on the way back from the pub.


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 17:33:28
My mate took a piss whilst we were out in Bristol the other week, got stopped by a copper and forced to clean it up. There were a good 10 coppers watching making sure he did it at one point. I've never laughed so much in my life


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: axs on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 19:25:47
What did he use? Did they have a J cloth handy?


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 19:44:46
They gave him a sponge!


Title: Re: Slave trader nicked for willy waving
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, October 29, 2009, 19:46:02
They gave him a sponge!

Just as well you didn't piss yourself laughing....