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Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"

Haha, i've heard it before somewhere else but it still made me laugh

A man goes into the dentist with his wife...he says to the dentist the pain is awfull..unbearable in fact but i have golf at 10am prompt so its got to be quick,no messing around its a very important round ile be playing..in fact no anesthetic will be required,,just get the tooth out and quick.
The dentist was impressed with his bravery so qickly draws the chair  up..grabs the pliers and says lets get it done then...
With this the feller turns to his missus and says...open wide honey!

thats terrible

How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman?


Shit in her cunt.

that's spectacular Sussex!