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Title: Oh my god i'm having a baby!!!!! Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 21:41:25 Only joking, could you imagine!
If you had to give birth to one animal and raise it as your own, what would you choose and why? Title: Re: Oh my god i'm having a baby!!!!! Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 21:47:03 I would give birth to a Spider monkey, as i imagine it to be pretty painless and i would train it up to serve me and wear fancy clothes.
Or i woud give birth to a rhino, and ride around town on its back. I feel the inital pain would be worth it in the long run Title: Re: Oh my god i'm having a baby!!!!! Post by: yeo on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 21:50:04 Would it be a half person half animal or just a normal animal?
Title: Re: Oh my god i'm having a baby!!!!! Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 21:52:12 Fully blown normal animal
Title: Re: Oh my god i'm having a baby!!!!! Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 22:32:35 There was a story on the news about a preggers rhino. They're pregnant for 16 months and average weight of a new born is 9 stone.
Title: Re: Oh my god i'm having a baby!!!!! Post by: Whits on Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 22:40:42 A panda
Title: Re: Oh my god i'm having a baby!!!!! Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, October 21, 2009, 10:08:13 A cat - I like cats
Title: Re: Oh my god i'm having a baby!!!!! Post by: The Artist Billy Paynter on Wednesday, October 21, 2009, 13:03:17 Kangaroo, then i'd get a pouch made out of my excess skin to carry it round in.
Title: Re: Oh my god i'm having a baby!!!!! Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, October 21, 2009, 13:10:08 Nothing. Cos' I'm a bloke and blokes don't give birth innit.
Freaks. Title: Re: Oh my god i'm having a baby!!!!! Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, October 21, 2009, 18:06:57 How do you know blokes can't give birth to a baby animal?
Has science ever proved this? I think not |