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The answer, I believe, is no.

Cookie dough.

LIES

curry

But I will say raw jelly is better than 'cooked' jelly.

Beer, cheese, sausages, wine, cider, smokey bacon crisps, curry as arriba mentioned - it would be a bloody big list before I got to uncooked jelly.

Elephants.
Fairy Cakes.
Tea.
Dancing around the House.
Pretending a Tennis Racket is a Guitar.

Hmmmmmm. I'm unsure

Taking your socks off in the summer after a  long day

Brian Blessed in Flash Gordon. 

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There is notbhing better in life than writing on the sole of you slipper with a biro on a saturday night instead of going to the pub!

Definitely agree with that Yeovil.

Except that I don't drink tea any more. Substitute very strong ale. Oh and a tennis racquet is a guitar for most of us.

What on earth is Yeovil doing with a bloody tennis racket?

Pretending it's a guitar. Do keep up

Actually Twiglets are far better than uncooked jelly.

They should be compulsory for all sentient beings in all universes, both ours and parallel.

Uncooked Jelly... That would be quite near the top of my list of things i have no desire to eat. Just below eating a whole jar of Marmite with a desert spoon in under 5 minutes.

What if you were given 10 minutes, would that make it more appealing?

Cadbury's chocolate buttons are better than uncooked jelly.

The curry that I am eating right now is vastly superior to any silly jelly.

do you mean like jelly chunks straight from the pack? hmmm I remember girls used to get told if you ate a square a day it would stop you getting those white marks on your nails??? old wives tale methinks??

Oh and Ben and Jerrys baked Alaska  is much nicer

Is that a Thai curry? Though of course over there you just call it curry.

Indian.

Hahaha, never heard that one before... would have been a good excuse to indulge in a little sugar/E-number induced hyperactivity though!
I do quite like raw jelly cubes, but there is a pretty long list that would go above it for me... including many, many chocolate-based things and the really crispy bits on cheese toppings after something has been in the oven.  Too many to list and I don't want to make myself hungry!!  

i'd eat a jar of marmite in 5 minutes

Cadbury's Caramel Nibbles are better, and more addictive than chocolate buttons.

That's crazy talk. There's no better chocolate than chocolate buttons.
Well, apart from the giant buttons, they're even better.

Sod chocolate.

Duck pate on toast is where it's at.

chunky kitkat caramel.

Cold toast.thick butter and Thick Cut Marmalade....with tea and two sugars.

KFC

wooohooo! someone else whos only eats cold toast! toast is ming if the butter melts

ban please!!!!

Toast has to be hot with no visible trace of unmelted butter. I often butter the toast and then whack it back in the toaster for a couple of seconds to blitz off the last bit of unmelted butter.

ming ming ming

Utter lunacy.

Toast should be served still hot with butter melting into it AND with butter that has not yet melted still on the surface. Anything else is a waste of bread.

So very True.

I agree with JFW and Leefer. If i'm not in the mood for the full attendance toasting involved with a grill, I make my toast very slowly in a toaster. Lowest setting, let it get cold. Lowest setting, let it get cold... and keep repeating until it's a nice golden brown. It then goes like French toast and is sexual with Marmite. But it does take 15-20 minutes! :)

Oh and i'm with yoof, Kitkat Chunky Caramels are fucking ace. I used to have to buy 2 at a time until i realised i was eating shit loads of chocolate.

  This toast debate, should be brought to the attention of the little known Swindon organisation The Toast Marketing Board......much beloved of fans of Jasper Fforde. :)

 http://www.thursdaynext.com/toast.html

Goliath sell-out.

Butter definitely has to melt if we're talking crumpets  :)

Mmmmm Cold toast with real butter. Winner!

No Marmalade?

Cold toast is too hard. I don't like overtoasted toast.  :)

High 5 to all the cold toast eaters!!

I'll join you in the cold toast brigade - hate it with melted butter.
I have been known to wave my toast around in the kitchen, when I'm too hungry to wait for it to cool down!!

Crumpets on the other hand, have to be hot.

I am sure that there are labour intensive re-education camps for people like some of you.

Oh, and high 5's are extremely gay.

Im a very gay girl!

You tease.

HMHB reference noticed NMH-nice one!

Utterly wrong.

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