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Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 18:25:25
Best defaced picture wins a personalise Grant Smith City shirt
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/blinkpip/scumbastard.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/blinkpip/scumcunt2.jpg


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 18:59:39
I would but I'm lazy


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:00:49
me too. will do later hopefully when im bored enough to have a go...


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:08:23
Cheating! But this is what he'd look like after I've finished with him..
http://www.robotmonkeylab.com/Monkeyshop/Corpses/Props%20-%20Mummy%20corpse.jpg


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:11:34
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/simon_pieman/wanker.jpg


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:11:51
5 mins work, im pleased with it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/jimothy/Wouldntyoujustlovetoscummybastard.bmp

lets try this, it wont let me direct link it. maybe too big, hehe


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 19:12:47
Save as a jpg file, otherwise it doesn't work


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 31, 2005, 23:35:28
Still a dick


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 09:05:21
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I only just notice the bristol gay centre you drew on his shirt. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Asher on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 09:06:51
Oh fuck me im even madder now, those cunts at teh bristol trade centre sponsor the club, me and my brother got kicked out of there 2 weeks ago, I fucking hate everything to do with Bristol City.


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 09:21:37
:fu:  grant smith


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Asher on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 09:27:43
So so gutted that smithy left, thats next season us in a relegation battle now.  I cant blame him, this club is fucked, im sorry but we are, we should have offered hima  2 year deal in the first place.


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 11:45:35
what's this?

your young striker grant smith has signed for shitty?


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 12:18:34
He's a midfielder


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 12:32:08
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
what's this?

your young striker grant smith has signed for shitty?


And you're ageing striker as signed for Wycombe?  Hardly in a position to gloat OF...


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: le god cuervo on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 12:33:23
we should bring back luc nijholt for a one-off game against city next season & let him brake smithy's legs!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/legodcuervo/nijholt-munches-kilcline_ai.jpg
'ave it!!


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 12:34:29
haha, why is Nijholt tackling Kilcline?


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: le god cuervo on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 12:41:18
coz he's a feckin loon!


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 12:55:49
Nijholt is one of my all time Swindon favourites. If only Hewlett would have got stuck in half as much.

Smithy, cunt.


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 14:03:13
shit club 3 stands, shit club 3 stands...


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, June 1, 2005, 16:49:49
Quote from: "Walrus"
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
what's this?

your young striker grant smith has signed for shitty?


And you're ageing striker as signed for Wycombe?  Hardly in a position to gloat OF...
i wasn't gloating, just asking.


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: larwood on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 10:38:32
Please don't show that picture of smith.Its like having a fork shoved in my eye.Its almost as bad as the sight of mooney with his scum shirt last season.


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: janaage on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 10:49:43
He's a cunt, a jock, he loves Matt Heywood's cock, Grant Smith Grant Smith!!!


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: larwood on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:00:09
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Well done Jan,that works really well.Can't wait to sing it next season.
Has heywood offically gone to shitty yet?If so where the fuck is the picture of him, maybe they are too embarrasssed by the signing,cause i know i ain't going to miss the hoofing bastard.


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:06:57
This annoys me more than Mooney, to be frank I didn't rerally give a shit about him leaving, but I feel sick whenever I think of this sorded situation.

LGC, who are we playing in that pic?  Is it Atalanta, or Lecce, or one of the other teams we played in the Anglo-Italian cup?


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:18:25
I think it's Atalanta...


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:20:05
To the tune of mickey.

Oh Smithy what a pity you don't understand
'cos players like you Smithy
Are f()cking c()nts Smithy
We'll break your legs, Smithy

'Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't....

It's odviously supposed to be sung in a very menacing way. It'll really shit him up if this gets sung at him.


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:21:00
Good for half a season
you were only good for half a season
God for half a seeeeeeeason

SCUM SCUM SCUM SCUM


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:22:10
Your daddy is a tosser
Your daddy is a tosser.....


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: janaage on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:24:59
To the tune of Balamory -

What's the story lanky Rory
wouldn't we like to know,
Smithy left to get some glory,
Heywood's cock he'll blow
Oh-no-Rory.....

Now that'd be menacing BWB!


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:26:39
theres no getting away from it.

I've just had to look at a customer called G S Smith at work. and hes scottish.


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:27:37
what the fuck is Balmory Jan?  is it by Del Amitri?  :wink:


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:31:19
Whoa Swindon Town
We used to have Matt Heywood/Grant Smith (interchange)
But we're alright now

I think I should win a prize for originality  8)


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:37:21
Hes greasy, hes greedy
I want to fuck Cheryl tweedy
Grant Smith
Grant Smith

 8) x1000


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:39:45
Quote from: "Piemonte"
what the fuck is Balmory Jan?  is it by Del Amitri?  :wink:


fucking soapy tit wank


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:44:29
Following our unimaginitive songs of late, surely: "Do do do do... Smith's a wanker" will be used.


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: janaage on Thursday, June 2, 2005, 11:44:30
Balamory is complusive viewing for everyone.....

...under the age of four.  We have to watch it when my niece comes down to visit.  It's on C Beebies.  

Note to Jan - remember your target audience.


Title: Deface the Wanker
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, August 22, 2005, 13:01:19
Cheer up Brian Tinnion
Oh what can it be
to sign a
sad scottish bastard and a
centre forward's dream?