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continuing my role as tef media slut i am at some point interviewed on the new series of brighton beach control on channel 5 this evening, not sure which episode though.

There was a picture of me on the BBC Sport website the other day :D

i crown you heir to my throne

I have a face for radio and a voice for the deaf :D

If you look really hard on the V festival website you'll see an interview with Alesha Dixon.  If you look even harder in the background you'll see a big bloke with blond hair and glasses (I was told the other day I look like michael ball.  Jesus.)

Thats me that is.

barrel and scraping come to mind, you are not fit for my thread.

Sorry yer madge.  You are of course correct.  Im off.

I was a former child star. I was once on the Really Wild Show and interviewed for The Childrens Channel (for which I talked about Swindon Town)

It was a red hot, full-tilt, maximum paced lifestyle I once lived,. It's all a blur now you understand but I'm a better person for it :)

I have thrice been on the headlines of what used to be the 9 O'clock News - Once escorting an IRA terrorist, another protecting President Mitterands visit to Bowood and the other protecting a lorry that had crashed whilst carrying a nuclear missile from Greenham Common.

Edit: Four times - I forgot the 'Battle of the Beanfield' - filmed leaving a coach that had mysterously caught fire shortly afterwards

Oh and as as contestent of Lucky Numbers...  I was very, very drunk and whilst I started well my reaction times got slower and didn't make the final... :(

The extent of my media record is

  - star letter in the Big Issue
  - article published in When Saturday Comes (about Swindon vs Oxford derbies); and
  - spoke to be-Chelsea-topped chump David Mellor once on 606.

All in the mid-1990s.

Hmmm...not sure about my media work, but...

Phoned up GLR (when lived in London) to slag off the up coming Premier League (it was a phone in show, I wasn't that apoplectic that I just phoned up any broadcaster to complain).
Interviewed Steve White at his house (with occasional poster Janaageisgod) on the day Kevin Morris sadly died.
Did a fans report thing after a Slave Traders game on Radio Swindon.
Carried the coffin in the protests at Forest Green, may have been filmed by someone.
Starred in a film - Stag! (Starred is clearly bollocks, but I was in it).

My mate organised a protest once when I was at school, so I went along and he gave me a massive sign to hold. A massive film crew turned up and I was on bbc national news, sky news, channel 4 news, itv local news, the bbc news website (it's still on there somewhere), points west and a few others and loads of newspapers.

Well done.  Those ducks had no place in that pond.

I think we all know about my lovely soccer night apprerances  :-[

i was in the adver once when a road safety quiz went bad, headline "quiz kids hit by point mix up".  And I sent a letter to professor bernard fuck's notes and swearies in Viz that got published.

I have never in any way been on any local/national/international telly or radio show and never appeared in any publication.

One day my face will be on posters everywhere, people will spot me shopping and write into heat magazine to tell them, and I'll spend an evening every other month chumming up to wossy on national television.

And when it happens I'll forget every single one of you cunts and never speak to or of you again.

I am of course a media slag and tart beyond compare, I'm even found turning down slots on Radio Swindon these days - well who the fuck gets up at 7am.

you fucking liar!

you were a media whore when the protests were on!

You're thinking of someone else.

96.3% of the media are toads. Fact.

I worked on a circus for two years when young..Gary Glitter and the ever funny Jim ima dick Davidson were just a few i got close too....not in a Glittery way i hasten to add.

What was your job Leefer?

A clown!......got that in quick..started just traveling around Britain rigging the big top...general dogsbody seating etc...actually joined them while they were at the County Ground car park...hard work but great fun and saw lots of towns and Cities...eventually got to be a sort of chargehand when the acts were on makig sure the sets were put up properly etc between acts...it was a time when animals wernt taboo,so chaos often reigned....Summertime Special often fimed at the circus,with people like Jim Davidson etc.

The Painted Lady!

...and I think I might be on the ITV News at Ten in a while.  Was sat in the Coach & Horses in Soho earlier this evening when the landlord announced they were having a minute's silence for Keith Waterhouse who died this morning.  (He wrote the play 'Jeffery Bernard is Unwell', which was set in the pub toilet.)  ITN had a film crew there to record it.

If it gets shown, you'll be able to see the back of my head.

I was hoping you were going to say Lion Tamer or Ring Master  :)

I apparently had my mug shot in local (Swindon) press and a mention in the national press once.

What do I win?

Fuck! Triseros - the TEF's very own 007!

Crimewatch don't count BR!

Oh!

30 seconds on Points West interviewed about Reilly's art gallery in the Beehive - Missus saw it later - I wasn't supposed to be down the pub!!!!!

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I saw some of that programme but didn't see you on it Mex. It was a bit of a shit programme really :)

i remember seeing you in one of the national newspapers, photo of you and your family and all. think it was the times.

didnt see it, i reckon i could be in episode 4 or 5.