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JFW  :),

Are you still taking the Cheerleader training classes? I see it's still advertised.......how many people attend?

Here you go, watch this. There's a couple of things that stand out

http://www.swindonweb.com/tv/?v=441&t

im going to jail

"Pom Poms are really heavy"

it's ok they're a year older by now so we should be ok!!!  ???

They didn't last though did they ?, stfc should have proper cheerleaders like they do in american football - now that would pull in the crowds

I would imagine a few tubby 16 year old girls, and a couple of dozen sweaty forty something males?

Im nothing to do with the STFC cheerleaders?

And is you mean advertised as in Calne Leisure centre then you are a stalker?? ;)

aint there a swindon soccerette on tomorrow?

Next week

Who is it?

DRS i heard..

magicroundabout

dam straight

Susan Dean

I thought it would be. makes a change from a blonde being paraded on there everyweek.

I am looking to possibly join the sports centre, I saw your class listed and assumed it was still running; if I do get membership I won't be joining your class though  ??? (no offence  :)) I see there is a good membership deal available on the 9th Sept (09/09/09).

ahhhhh I see - your a Calney!!

Yeah that offer is good - well worth joining at the mo - see Laura or Lucy on reception they will sort you out!

My fitness cheerleading is being replaced by normal aerobics as of next week if you fancy it? :)

Now how could 4D resist? ;D

Personally, i'll stick to the Gym and Pool.....thanks  :). Perhaps there are some Tefers that would like to take up your offer  :hmmm:

tans will (i so hope this still works. can't see at work)

http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/?action=view&current=Video1.flv

david brent's son?

did the video play?! i press play and it all goes blank!

http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/?action=view&current=ralphdance.flv

4D are you new to Calne or have you just not used the centre for a while?

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: = Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick  :D just noticed that

No I'm not new to town, I have been a member (of the centre) in the past but it was a little while ago.

The Flash lives in Calne.....are you Calne too?

God I remember doing that video. What the fuck was I thinking.

More like, what the fuck were you drinking?

They were filmed at 930 in the morning :D

What do you think JFW, any potential with these two?  :D

NO!!! hahahahaha!

Yes Im from Calne but dont live there anymore!

DV will be rubbing his hands together at that :D

will he?

why?

Come on DV you used to luuuurrrvvvee her ;)

....and then I met her.

harsh :)

Is that somebody we should know?  Or is she just a TEF groupie?

A groupie is a good description, not with the TEF though.

I'm intrigued....

here you go:

http://www.redarmyloudnproud.org.uk/lovely.shtml

Who the F*** is that Zina bird? Jesus, why would you want a pic like that put on a football fansite?

Aaah, I know who we are talking about now!

camel toe

ha ha ha ha ha

http://www.redarmyloudnproud.org.uk/guys.shtml

i was going to post that too

she sits right by you wally!

That page is quality. Just a selection of pics of the female posters so you can privately rate their looks against each other.

I would just like to say that Larwood, Miss Angry and I are not on there :D

That Zina woman is scary!

Do any of them post on here? Quite a bit of talant on that first page!!

yes, one of them does......

2 actually.

who is who then?

I am the third one down

im charlotte hand

Tee hee, on the 2nd page one of the girls names is spelt wrong.
Unless she is actually called Lousie....?

haha you cheeky bunch of fuckers, oh well if you don't ask you never find out.

i am charlotte!!! and i love anal.

and watersports.

I could tell that from the picture actually :soapy tit wank:

I'm Zina.

whats that suppossed to mean!

Classy birds love a bit of anal, you look classy  :thumb:
Samdy you are well fit, you are to looks what Fola onibuje is to football.

I dont think i like your tone young man, i dont do anal with just anybody!

Are you sure? I read you were from that region??
My bad.  :doh:

what you saying about calne?!?!

we dont all put out on first dates.

Calne otherwise known as Brighton is the anal sex capital of the northern hemisphere isn't it?

What is a strawberry vodka mudshake?

It's like a strawberry milkshake with Vodka in. Bloody horrid.

Abit like Tequilla Rose.

Not for the lack of trying on my part, I have to say.

You can still make it up to me though. As long as you are all available for photos with camel toes of course.

PS Birdy...Match Day Superstitions:    Fred   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

OMG!!! MEX shut it - and Alan I thought I told you to take that stupid L&P site down!!!

Touchy...

It's not my site to take down anyway honey.

Oh yeah is it Garys now?

Nope. Definitely not.

Who is the owner now??

In a state of flux currently. It is continuing though, no doubt about it.

Anyway, why are you getting so stressy? You used to like posting on that forum and having your pics on the web site as well. I think it is a fine record of STFC supporters, one for the books.

My tongue could not stick out any further. Take that as you will.  :D

I was being more stressy at Mex   :nod:- Then I just wondered who the current owner was? - Its just MEGA out of date thats all

Fair enough.


Some bits are, some are not. Gaz has done a good job on the footie related side.

Anyway, you look so much younger on the Lovelies pages  :P

God tell me about it!

I'm only kidding my love.

Still, 30 is quite a milestone, eh?

Interesting how many of the 'lovelies' cited shit players as their favourite.

Jamie fucking Cureton???????????????

and ashan holgate

christ some of those girls are rough. what were they thinking when they thought they'd post a picture.

and clearly the girl who thinks Charlie Commyn-Platt was any good needs fucking shooting.

and i've always thought that Laura Cope looks like she's just taken some Rohypnol

whos this zina? im getting errors on pages 2 and 3 :-(

Change the page extension to .shtml

oh god, i wish i didnt bother now :-)

Most of the people were peoples wives/girlfriends so dont be too mean!

she does look sleepy though

Good luck to her on Saturday  :)

Sure she won't say anything too stupid.And she'll look very fetching in whatever top they have to wear on it now.I have to admit haven't watched the show in an age.

Erm, they didn't post any pictures.

I took them on the fly and posted them up with 'their consent'.

Anyway, don't be so fucking harsh, for a cross section of ladies they are pretty good actually.

Try stopping twenty 'reasonable looking' women at random in Regent Street and see how many real munters you end up with.

I would do most of them apart from Jennie and Zina (sorry, but they make me shudder). Even 'tickets' would be ok with beer goggles...  :D

she has a big bit in the programme too apprently! I hope it doesnt overshadow our greatness! ;)

Who is the soccerette on Saturday?

The one last week was a Jock girl and hadn't heard of Dave Beasant!

Read the thread you lazy cunt

Thanks for your input.

Harsh but fair. There's even a picture in the link tans posted.

Yup, furry muff.

how can you tell that from the photo

Sixth Sense.

I hope she does.  :bye:

She wont, im excited for you all... i'll be making sure everyone in the town end is reading and anyone who makes "girls know nothing" comments will be getting a punch from me!

girls do know nothing though

nothing is a bit unfair.very little is more accurate

Some girls are bigger than others.

and some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

From looking through the link of pictures someone posted, and I have to tell you, they're not too dissimilar from Gullys Girls we have in Brighton. CRACKING from long range, but you see a picture and you're not impressed.

We did have one girl who was rather special, however.

Anyhoo, about your girls, I love their matchday superstitions! "I wear home and away thongs". Wow, our girls are so much more timid than yours!

My personal favourites;
Suzi Dean
[url width=174 height=260]http://www.redarmyloudnproud.org.uk/suzie.jpg[/url]

Zoe Coleman
[url width=174 height=194]http://www.redarmyloudnproud.org.uk/zoe.jpg[/url]

tread very very carefully mr elephant :)

Is it just me or does that Suzie girl remind anyone else of the former Watchdog presenter, Lynn Faulds Wood?

http://www.katefleminginc.com/artists/Lynn_faulds_Wood/lynn-faulds-wood.html

shes the soccerrette tomorrow!  :eek:

Duly noted, King.  :D

So the Soccerette tomorrow is a Swindonian?! Blimey, the week after you shall be seeing a Gully Girl. Would you like to see which?

yes the one you picked out!

Whats a Gully girl please?

A female Brighton fan, dear

Oh - Thanks - learn something new every day on here!

[url width=385 height=235]http://point4.opnes.net/images/Group%20From%20the%20Paper.jpg[/url]
These are Gullys Girls.

And the one who will be on Soccer AM is the bleach blonde, rar right.


My favourite, however, is the girly on the right here.
[url width=320 height=320]http://www.seagulls.co.uk/javaImages/dd/94/0,,10433~3314909,00.jpg[/url]

Are they real cheerleaders or pretend ones?

Why dont we have proper cheerleaders??

They're as "real" as possible. They perform before every Withdean match, and then line the tunnel as the players are coming out onto the pitch.

I should imagine the reason you don't have them, is because they're truly pointless and only appeal to the voyeuristic blokes in the crowd. Besides, apart from the girl I pointed out in my post above, they'll better looking from far away.

I am a qualified cheerleading coach you see! ;)

Was that urban myth about Frankie Macanvennie (sp) getting one of the Robinettes off the olden days pregnant true? maybe thats why we only have pre teens now?

they are a lot better than our lot....

[url width=400 height=263]http://i27.tinypic.com/2qn37kw.jpg[/url]

The useless sweaty couldn't score for us on the pitch so I don't see how he managed off it either !

urban myth then?

Haha Tans thats not far off!! hahaha the blokes face!

Qualified cheerling coach?!  8) Awesome buddy.

Tans, nice picture... I prefer
[url width=320 height=320]http://www.seagulls.co.uk/javaImages/48/68/0,,10433~3696712,00.jpg[/url]  :-[

no way..

[url width=333 height=500]http://i29.tinypic.com/1hscr5.jpg[/url]

this is the stfc lot in rehearsals

http://www.funlol.com/12930/Laugh_at_the_fat_cheerleader.html

hhahahaha I talk about hot cheerleaders in the programme interview actually!

I think you lot are all too harsh on the robinettes tbh.


edit: not that I necessarily want cheerleaders at football matches but calling them fat etc. they're just young girls doing their thing.

Does the girl who is on soccer am tommorrow post on here then?

yes, look for the username toni and read the posts

Crikey so there is a fair bit of talent on here then? I must admit we do quite well with the female support, quite often see a few crackers at the ground!

Oh fuck sake i've been had, poor woman.

Well, the soccerette looks better now than she did on the lovelies page.

i would

I have seen better at the county ground and on that lovelies page TBH, i still couldn't say no.

She sat just behind me at todays match wearing her Soccer AM fox in the box shirt!

I am sure that JFW saw her too if she was at the match today, didn't actually see her!

I was sat right behind you????

Im not speaking to you any more as you are friends with gobby Phil Smith hater ladies husband

Did you drop you hot dog Charlotte? I'm guessing there isn't much chance that was you that text BBC RS, I can't believe you'd touch a County Ground hot dog.

While we are on the subject, £1.70 for a 500ml bottle of coke. They're having a laugh. A 2l bottle is only £1.59 in tesco!

You must have been sat right by me then because she was two rows behind me.
She looked better on the telly, had extra weight in real life. Either that or her jeans were a bit too small. There was a lovely lady sat in the next block with a gray leapord print scarf, much better!

Haha

Is she a fatty?

seemed a nice enough girl but not exactly babe material

As I opined to fred - she was better as a blonde.

worth a load,but she's no millie clode

Talking to, does not make friends Charlotte come on!  I did cringe at the many things they screamed at the top of their voices today!  Phil smith does a one handed punch to clear the danger and then dives at the feet of a Col U attacker to stop a certain goal and they scream "Catch the fucking ball you Twat!"  Unbelievable!

Smith could play like Buffon and they would still scream abuse at him, they just do not like him!  Bloody annoying though all the same!

Do you forgive me for talking to people to be nice Charlotte?  I would have talked to you too if I had actually seen you today!  And I still haven't seen any halftime snacks!

Oh and Soccerette!  Comment from my wife was that there was a fair bit of Muffin action going on with what she was wearing!  Harsh but true from what I saw on TV. She certainly was loving being a celebrity for the day!

She did have a bit of a spare tyre.

And a mole on her lip that looked like a bit of chocolate that missed the target

She was fucking rough and fucking annoying.

a mole that has hair coming out of it none the less...

Molely,moley moley...................moley.

My ex-wife had hairy nipples.

Now that was disturbing and probably had something to do with getting shot of her.

Well apart from being a complete and utter bitch queen with the mother in law from the planet Satan, obviously.

Did she have hairy nipples when you met, or did the hair grow while you were married? 

Were you married to a controversial 'female' olympian?

It was odd. Not when I met her, but then she might have plucked them (fookin' ouch!)

Perhaps she just lapsed with bothering after a while like all marriages. She had adverse reactions to contraceptive pills and didn't take them, so it wasn't that either.

Actually I am glad we split up, she probably has a hairy back and all sorts by now  :crazyeyes:

Maybe even a beard and a jungle style arse.

fB may want her number...

 :D

No it wasnt me - Loads of people have asked me about it though!! The hot dogs at the county ground look like they have veins to be honest!
Sam ate fish and chips and a pie on Sat - fat oaf ;)

was quite dissapointed on Saturday. Nice girl but nothing spectacular.
i think she was trying too hard to look good and it didn't work.

least we got a mention though

Actually, it was sausage and chips. I only ate the sausage and about 3 chips because they were too hot. Then I was hungry again at half time so had the last meat pie, much to Fred's dismay.

yeah yeah!  ;)

Those pies stink, I hate it when fans bring them up to their seat at half time to eat the smell makes me want to throw up.

It tasted good of that's any consolation.

NONE WHAT SO EVER

How was your Chicken & Mushroom?

Devoid of either chicken or mushroom

Fat oafs ;)

From the sound of it the lass on Soccer AM has had a pie or two.

She had been on the Samdy Gray diet I heard

:D

Pies and cider, it's the future.

Dont you have to rate the soccerettes on the website? Im not sure I would like to be rated by the whole of Great Britain!  :eek:

I said to Samdy that that "thing" on her lip reminded me of the Headmistress scene from Uncle Buck

is it not a shit nugget then?

There is nowt wrong with a lass enjoying a pie or two!  Lifes too short for eating rabbit food!

this thread's hilarious! :D

I popped in yesterday (only 5 months late), Lucy helped me out......I thought she was you for a minute, then realised she was quite young.....I'll refresh this thread when you get back from Oz.  :)

Ahhhhh bless Lucy is lush she is actually older than me?? She is married with 2 kids!

Haha you just look really old then.

Really?  ???

**bump

Are we likely to have our mascot / rockettes (sp) or the moonraker making an appearance on 29th May?

phwoar!

errr Tans surely our cheerleaders/dancers are under the age of consent????

Whoosh!

WHY WHOOSH????

I was taking the piss when i said it

Ahhh Peado jokes my favourite!  :girlgiggle:

eh?

shall we both just shut up??  :D

yeah

No. no, carry on, I enjoy a good battle of wits.

 :D

Why don't JFW organise a cheerleading dance squad for Wembley from her hot cheerleading friends

Hmmmmm sorry to dissapoint but I teach cheerleading to under 13's so don't have any hot cheerleader friends!

I can do a mean Howdown Throwdown off of Hannah Montana though as Im teaching it to Brownies for carnival!

Thats fine

[url width=300 height=315]http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/media/gallery/20100126-familyguymrHerbert.JPG[/url]

Im confuzzled? again!

He's a peado from Family Guy.

AHHHH I dont watch that programme

Then you are missing out.

Does JFL like it?  :D

Luci loves Family Guy, ask her about it.

Its more of a man humour thing!

[url width=460 height=300]http://fakechozostatue.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/my-family.jpg[/url]

Ahh yes...confusion!

Luci always enjoys Porn Weekly on Bravo 2