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OK, so did a bit of digging this arvo with two of my Celtic (proper Jocks and one of them a season ticket holder) mates. They both concur that Ben Hutchinson is mustard and will score regularly in Lg.1. Ferry is supposedly a slightly built lad but is technically gifted (sounds remarkably similar to Igoe on a good day from what they told me).

Ultimately they were very, very surprised the boys chose to drop to Lg.1 but said it says a massive amount about both our ambition and the ability of our management to attract 'proper players' to Wilts.

Here's hoping. 8)

amen to that

What position is Hutchinson?

It doesn't seem to say on the OS  ::).

missionary

He is a striker, which I am told, is a position we have been looking to fill for some time now.

in the new fan thread celticbhoy gives a pretty detailed account of both players.

Good to hear those comments from the Jocks..and yet you get the fuckwits on the thisis site coming out with stuff like 'I don't like the sound of them' and 'cheap skate Fitton has gone for the cheap option' etc..etc..I know I shouldn't read it but they want shooting.

So at last we've signed a striker. :D We could still do with another ideally tho couldn't we.

Yes I am

Don't know much about ferry, but one of my mates is a lifelong M'Boro fan and he's said they tried tooth and nail to keep hutchinson, they rated him that highly even then.
Well done Danny more quality hungry young players eager to prove themselves. can only be a good thing!!

I just had a look and an overwhelming majority of the comments were positive...

What does "mustard" mean?

It means that he's muscular, but a bit of a retard. The first 3 letters of muscular and the last 4 letters of retard, put them together and you get mustard. Simple

Just a thought...but couldn't Fitton organise a promotion for the 'thisis...' crowd at a future home game?  He could arrange for them to be given free tickets in a block of the Arkells, and then at half time the man-on-the-mike could ask for a big wave from all the mongs forum contributors.

They then all stand up and go berserk and - at that precise moment - the block they are sitting in erupts cataclysmically, disappears in to the bowels of the stand (amongst much smoke and confusion) to reappear seconds later as row after row of empty seats...to jubilant and hearty cheers from the rest of the stadium.

Just an idea, like.

That'd be ace. Or we could use the mongs as half time entertainment. Every week they could get various challenges in the middle of the pitch as half time entertainment.

Blind folded tiger wrestling. Setting yourself on fire and putting yourself out with petrol. Jump the 50mph Lorry. Catch the Anvil/javelin/arrow from a bow while handcuffed.

The dog's bollocks, ace, fantastic.

You put mustard anywhere near my dogs bollocks and you will know about it !!!!!!

 :D

Got to watch those Chippy boys Fred - they don't give a shit where they stick their mustard!

Oi Ronnie!

Mustard is a wonderfull thing. It can be eaten with almost anything.

You're right there Ralphy....I don't really like admitting it, but I generally prefer the French sort.

Nice Dijon mustard is the cat's pyjamas.

Indeed  :nod:

Nah not Dijon, good old normal French (The brown one you have with steak).

I also like Wholegrain and German mustard.

I have an Italian friend at work who has relatives in Dijon. She brought back some of this mustard from Dijon, it was divine!!

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????

mustard is only nice with pølse 

Nonsense!!!

Mustard is lovely with Steak, fish and chips, roast dinner. The list is endless!

Dijon is a million times better than any of these. FACT

Rubbish!

Heh! heh!



I wish I'd though of that 8)

both are starting tomorrow

... and can be efficacious as a poultice ...

Is there going to be a song / chant for the new guys tomorrow (if they feature)? I'm trying to remember how the Starsky and Hutch theme goes  ???

If Simon turns out to be shit, can we sing... ''You're not Ferry good, you're not Ferry good. You're not Ferry, you're not Ferry, You're not Ferry good''

Excuse me, would you pass the grey poupon?

American mustard is awful, awful stuff that should be replaced completely and immediately with the English variety.

Oh, and wasabi simply rocks.

Errrr the condiment made by in-breds, hot chilli sauce is better although completely different.

English mustard is the work of the devil - FACT - along with those other repugnant concoctions:

1) Liquorice
2) Coffee
3) Fruitcake
4) Jellied eels
5) Toe jam

I use purely the word 'Mustard' as purely a cockney muppet-style positive and apologise for any mix-up.

Utter lunacy.

Look outside Mark, that guy walking up your driveway is Sugs.

English mustard is the fucking king.