Thetownend.com

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/4544793.BREAKING_NEWS__Town_boss_confident_of_striker_deal/

Just wanted to beat the monkey.

Or something like that.

Oooooo exciting.

does anyone believe a word Wilsons says anymore?

i wont believe we signed a striker till I see him on the pitch wearing a Swindon shirt.

Yer but you're a cynical, depressing moaner.

surprised they havent named him.

theyve named every other fucker theyve been after

I'm with DV...quote.... 'It’s not definite but it’s 99 per cent sure'

I'm with DV,plus its only a month loan atm (if it goes through) so the end of the month will come and if we don't have anyone else we're back to the solo BP...

DV's maxim should be applied to all matters STFC, and then add on some more cynicism when you do see it.

It's because they haven't told the Prem club about it yet ;)

...but...im fucking right, or is Theo Robinson just out injured, it that why he isnt playing for us?

no, it isnt....he didnt sign.....werent we told he had signed, yeah....

Good work Si :D

surely if its a month loan he will be here until 2 weeks into september not at the end of august

Best post in weeks Ralph, DV is the new bart (mr depressant).

If it is a months loan, I guess he'll be here for a month*


*unless he gets injured, sent off, recalled

Sorry I forgot we actually sign all our targets.

...theo robinson swindons number 9...

<yawn>

much more boring than calling me miserable, everyone wants to continually read that sort of cracking insight.

As my dad says "don't believe anything you read, and only half of what you see"

Wilson hasn't said he's signed as far as I can tell, just that he expects it to happen.

Robinson was a verbal agreement which most fans thought would go tits up because other clubs can come in. Unless a Championship team decides to come in for this other player then we will get him.

Wilson says an initial months loan so I'd assume it is a month and in that time it gives the player time to look at us, us time to look at the player and ensure he is good enough for this level and if everything is fine we will sign him until the end of the season.

No word on the 'Championship' striker then

The player i think it is (i wont say his name for poaching reasons) was on loan in the championship last season,2 goals in 30 games...poor,i know. Obvious choice is to drop down to league one for a bit to see if he can hack it here.

Plus the month loan might just be for cover while DW looks elsewhere for the other two longer loanee/permanent strikers he has wanted.

I'm with DV - show me the "scarf over the head" picture, until then 99% is worth the same as 1%.

A classic was at the Yeovil game a couple of years back, when new owners were wheeled out on the pitch...and even interviewed on Sky....only they weren't.

Oooh, and actually that breaks my "scarf over the head pic" rule as we had one of those with Jim Little

Optimism is much healthier. I'm sure we'll have a couple of new strikers in very soon.

The name i've heard hasn't played for anyone other than the club he's coming from... And his country...

Some of us can remember watching us win a match to get to the top flight, yet strangely we didn't end up there.

A healthy dose of cynicism is the only way for an STFC fan to last the course.

Fair play

Just in case every Championship and L1 manager is glued to this forum.

Just tell us FFS, so we can then all take the piss when you get it wrong

this is what im hoping fred

his name is an anagram of Patio Obeyed, and there's a valid reason it's only for a month..

I can remember that too Reg. I find optimism much better. Even if it goes wrong I will start thinking it's gonna go right soon!

You'll all have ulcers and high blood pressure..............

Has anyone managed to figure this out, cos i sure as well cant

I'd be quite worried about anyone who takes orders from their patio tbh. Maybe the valid reason it's only for a month is that's when his psychiatric review board meets to assess whether he's safe to be in the community?

That's how long it'll take us to work the anagram out ?

I think it's Pea Oboe Tidy

Annoying!!!

DAYO TOPIBEE???

What was Yoda's surname?

who is he then that anagram is pointless

It's one of these:

http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=patio+obeyed&t=1000&a=n

Boated Pie Yo?
or the highly rated Aped Boo Yeti?

where's carol vorderman when you need her?

tied up in my basement.

can i come round and bum her?

if you want, but she's starting to rot.

Yapitee Daboo?

Tope Obadeyi from Bolton ?

It must be that lad at fulham. I assume he is playing in the wc under 20s

Best shout so far..

pete adabooyi

Michael Uwezu is the lad thats been linked, young, small and pacey and bags them in at youth team and reserve level.

lucas jukiewicz

That's a good guess, but I reckon Ben is right, it's Yapitee Daboo.

Febian Brandy is another possibility, Man Ure like sending out youngsters to lower league teams, he was on loan at Hereford last season and scored a few, 4 in 15 in a struggling side.

I so want it to be Yapitee Daboo.

I've already come up with a song for him.

Yapitee Daboo
I wanna be like you
I wanna Run like you
shoot like you,
Score like you...

Haha, that's the best song anyone has come up with so far this season.

And the adver could write 'Yapitee scores on his Town Daboo'...

He's already got a song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NulSzKqgHY

If must be him if Weasel is right. He's 6'3'' and 13st 10 lbs!, and plays for England U20, which is why he's only available for a month - the U20 World cup.

13st 10? Even at 6'3" that's a chunky fucker!

Please don't go thinking I'm right. I just wanted to play the anagram game.

You should be in the Police with that kind of investigating mind!!

According to Wikipaedo he's 5ft 10

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tope_Obadeyi

You sure you didn't look up Frank Bruno by accident?

Either Brandy or Obadeyi will do

http://thefa.com/England/MensUnder20s/MatchCentre/2009/EnglandMontenegro/england_montenegro_report_110809.aspx

Lets hope its a striker in Cox's mould!!!!

Let's hope he doesn't spoil the barrel then eh?

I think it would be the other johnson from fulham (not andy). I am open to pisstake whenever e find out it isnt him:). I wouldn't have thought anyone from up north would come just for a month,so i only had a look around the southern prem players. the guy from bolton seems to fit the bill though

I must admit that I do not mind reading all these new rumours.

It would be nice if someone could wack up some videos of goals as well as some careers stats.

Its going to be from a London club I would have thought and I also would have thought that it will be more of a small pacey striker rather than a big 'un as we have a big 'un up front in Paynter.

Uwezu fits the bill, small very pacey and a proven scorer at reserve/academy level.

Brandy also fits the bill though, except hes from oop north.

Well, it's official:

[url width=577 height=432]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p210/smaisey/Yapitee.jpg[/url]

Wahoo!!!

that screen shot is fake....everything is fine until you see Arsenal are shown to be signing players, thats a dead giveaway.

obviously  :D

Is it Beeday Poo It ? Speed wise he's like shit off a shovel I've heard !

Nearly official!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12874_5489340,00.html

FFS, i wish this would stay under wraps until they're signed. :ANGER:

Cue Huddersfield rumours...

Booooooo Sky Sports.

Seems Sky Sports are pretty good at anagrams too.

Bolton fans seem to rate him....


http://www.the-wanderer.co.uk/boards/viewtopic.php?t=18598

Temitope is a great name.

[url width=300 height=275]http://www.anglersnet.co.uk/files/tope_handling_02.jpg[/url]

He'd be a fine catch...

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argggh Ive taught a few classes and now Ive missed all the goss??? whats going on???? fill me in without me having to read 6 pages!!

WERE TRYING TO FIND OUT ABOUT SWINDONS NEW STRIKER SEARCH

Looks like we're signing Yapitee Daboo.

really? thats an amazin name!

This is our new player for a month apparently.

Sounds a brighter prospect than that Yaboo Suchs that we missed out on.

I KNOW I DONT BELIVE A WORD EE SAYS THAT DANNY WILSON

TURN YOUR CAPS OFF PLEASE.

kk you have any ideas

hmmm there seems an influx of randoms on here recently

Ben get yoiur banning stick out!!

Yeah Ben ban Jfw

Now there is an ace name, lets sign him.

Ban DRS you big bum face!  :nerner: :moon:

What's Ben done to upset you?

Yes, but not about strikers.

Ben hasnt upsetted me?

from my insiders position down here in sussex its micheal uwezu from  fulham.

  Now now please behave Charlotte !!

Did you used to be someone else on the forums Hammer?

Using someone' real name in your third post is a bit stalkerish.