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Of course it's hard to beat a full English.

There are other delights available for your first meal of the day though, today I had.

Butter croissants with thinly sliced peppered ham and chunks of Cheddar, washed down with a couple of mugs of strong coffee.

Tres Bon.

coco-pops and a cup of tea.

yumyumyum

Boring today, I had shredded wheat and a coffee.

Yesterday, I made scrambled eggs.
I challenge anyone to a scrambled egg cook off, I fucking rule.

simple. porridge.

I make scrambled eggs lots of mornings. I like mine on the runny side. Anybody who over cooks scrambled eggs should be forced into labour camp.

Ramipril 10mg, Lansoprazole 15mg, Spironolactone 100mg, Cardicor 2.5mg, Furosemide 40mg, Thiamine 100mg, Ascorbic acid 500mg, Pyridoxine 6mg, Riboflavine 4mg and a cup of coffee. No sugar.

Oh yeah, gotta be runny.
I put an extra yolk in for good measure, some butter, salt & pepper, and cook it slowly on a low heat, keeping it moving, not letting it stick to the bottom of the pan.

Decaf?

Mmmmm...
I know what I'm having for breakfast now.

Lansoprazole 15mg?

does it resemble sussex's? if so please don't brag about it

It wasn't very nice.

Mini beef baozi for me

Ha ha I win. I take 2 of yours but much higher dosage, Lansoprazole 30mg, Furosemide 500mg!, Mimpara 90mg, Epilim 200mg, Folic Acid 5mg, Perindopril 2 mg, Alfacalcidol 0.25 mg, Aspirin 75 mg, Calcium Acetate 9 x 1000 mg daily. Ketovite 8mg.

all washed down with diet vimto.

You don't win on Lansaprazole I am on 50mg :D 500mg of Oxytetracycline, 25mg Aspirin, 1000mg Tylex, 60mg Codiene, 50mg Diclofenic, 40mg Beclometazone Steriod washed down with 250ml of fresh orange juice....yummy.

I've been meds top trumped!

Fucking sicknotes  :D

Yeah but I bet you are now buzzing! well at least your ticker is working again after its kick up the arse! :D

Fuckin hell, can I ask what is wrong with you lot?
I took a nurofen this morning as I had a headache, it's gone now, can I join your club?

some of my patients would shit on you lot with the amount of meds they take!

Well I have a titanium caged and pinned metal spine and a ruptured stomach valve, nothing serious just painful.

Bit of that heart failure stuff.

i have no kidneys.

I fainted after leaving the doctors this morning,in the car park   :(

Some poor bloke wandering past helped me up and got me back in the surgery,where i was put into a wheelchair and taken to a room to lie down.I'm now currently in bed.Hoping i feel well enough to go to work later.

Feel embarrassed by it :-[

Oh my gosh - Hope you are OK? You didnt bang your head or anything? My friend keeps fainting at the mo and banging her head etc as she falls

Bashed my knees,but apart from that fine.

Hate not being in control of my body.Was such a horrid feeling!

You're not going to die then larwood?

4 grams of coke, and a couple of hits of crystal meth.

Sets up the day nicely!

Surely Tylex is just paracetamol and codiene? Why take it twice?

you are correct but I am allowed extra codiene as the dose is not enough for my body size :)

Been there. I feinted while having an eye examination in the eye department at GWH due to an anxiety attack, never seen so many doctors and nurses move so quickly in real life. They made me lie on the floor (where I fell) in the middle of the department for about 15 minutes, feeding me biscuits until my blood pressure improved. All the staff had to walk round (or over) me, acting like I wasn't there. I felt such a twat.

Beat you !


I had my first epileptic fit in the middle of Sainsbury's

Clean up on aisle 2......

Did you get nectar points with that ?

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I got a bit carried away, couldn't eat it all.

have you burst a spot on the sausage?

Dutch brekfast:

Two fried eggs on top of bread and topped off with melted cheese. 

Can't beat a good old English although the "Irish" gives it a run for it's money with the Soda bread.

Don't like soda bread.


(The bubbles go up my nose)

i had fruit salad. slightly more healthy than ben... yesterday i had a stack of american pancakes with maple syrup, so i guess it evens out.

eggs Benedict. its incompatible with my new healthy lifestyle (5 hours and still not cracked)

Either Belvita biscuits (the missus bought them, they're quite nice actually) or Ready Brek for me.

You buggers have made me crave a good old fashioned Brunch. Tomorrow lunchtime I'm off to Munchies then. Eggs, fried bread, beans, sausage, bacon, chips, hash brown, tomato (leave the mushrooms out love). All served by little dinky chinese birds...  Lovely!

Shouldnt that be Mun Ching?

I have the same breakfast every single day. I'm a real livewire. Shredded Wheat and Coffee. Although being a bit crazy, i did spend a few months eating Shreddies.

 I'm a bit worried by fB's breakfast....only 2 eggs, toast, not fried bread and no black pudding. Health fascism run amok

I had sausage and chips at 11.30am today. I guess it was more lunch than breakfast though.

Didn't have time, grabbed a pepperami.

i've started having porridge for breakfasts.

as a nightowl i rarely have breakfast,but when i do it's a full on fry up or a maccy d's double meal.

irish soda bread is fucking superb dipped in runny egg(grrrrrrr i want some now)and a fryup minus mushrooms is like a shag without getting sucked off first.

Swap the soda bread for soda farls and i'd agree.

I am going to use this saying every day for the rest of my life !!!


good work Arriba