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Urgh. I've been awake for thirty something hours, and have taken enough speed for my knob to shrivel up to the size of a small thumb.

Time to crack open a bottle of wine I think.

I've been awake for about half an hour, also time to open some wine soon.

hahaha.quality ben
i'm a bit tender today after a day at a wedding yesterday.had a great time.
might go and smash a few golf balls later at the range

You're not on your own are you Ben?

Coming down of speed is horrid, I know because I tried it again myself last month after promising never to quit. Makes ya feel as though you constantly need a shower don't it.

If i was on hour 30 after taking speed my thread title would definately not have the word HAPPY in it.

Im sat here criniging at the old memories of the dreaded come down.

Bangkok red, was it speed you took or was it that crazy yabba stuff that comes in tablet form, that is some mad Asian shit!

Was the ice last month, not quite as dirty as yabba but not much too good for ones self either. Ice (Meth) does at least have some redeeming qualities whereas yabba is something that I would not accept if I was paid to.

I could go on, but an in depth conversation about narcotic useage may not be healthy for the TEF. Somethings, even discussions, need to be done in MODERATION at times.

 :eek:  :eek:

Fucking hell!! Good shit tho, i had some in Malaysia

fucking junkies

i forgot my parents wedding anniversary today. oops.

Make it that some how it was their fault.

And be sure to tell them that they are not to make you forget again, otherwise you will be quite upset.

I'm a miserable cunt today. Sunburn, a long drive back from Leeds and the growing realisation I'm stuffed as far as my job goes makes me more than a bit irritable.

my hangover hasn't shifted.gonna get back on it i think

Blowing a gale,pissing with rain,no football...and knowing ime multi dropping round Bristol tomorrow...pass ma fukin rope now..i hate Sundays.

hungover to fuck, although I did get engaged last night...

Congrats Juddie :)

Congrats Juddster.

What they said. Nice one (hoping it was intentional and not that the drinking that led to the hangover also led to an accidental proposal)

good show juddy, all the best.

bloody hell


Congrats Nick !!!!!

That's a bit of a large error to make when you're pissed.

Only kidding, congratulations.

worry not, I got smashed after I'd done it. Shitting myself all weekend, then having then asked the question I let my hair down, drinking black velvets in some boozer on Woolacombe sea front, sat next to Dion Dublin.

random evening...

Congratulations juddie.

Indeed. How come it's alright for Ben to go on about his drug riddled body, but the instant someone mentions something ever-so-slightly racist, they get banned?

That doesn't happen. You silly jew.

ben's a mod

and that.

Sams' just fishing though. He knows that people say ever so slightly racist things all the time and don't get banned. In fact only one person has been banned at all for such things and there was no ever so slightly about it.

Not that racism is ok.

Also how is talking about drugs as bad as vocal racism anyway? Samdy's offended me so much I'm going to ban him.

i reckon we should have banning times, maybe 1 week or a month depending on the crime.

Not fishing at all, I'm just making an observation.

An observation about as accurate as a blind man discussing the scenery.

Behave. It's one rule for yourself and a complete different one for other people.

So name the people on this rampant ban list for doing things that I do all the time.

You.

Yeah exactly. Now Fuck off.

If someone came on here and said they'd actively taken part in a bit of racist abuse, they'd be banned in an instant.

But because it's you, saying you've just taken part in a bit of illegal drug taking is fine?

There's a bit mistep in your logic there Sam. Drug taking isn't the same thing thing as racist abuse.

unless the drug usage is by an irish

But it's equally illegal and not everybody wants to read about it.

I don't ban people for saying they've been speeding, drink driving, underage drinking, or lots of other things which are illegal.

I don't think I've misjudged the TEF when I say that it's attitude towards drug taking is very different to it's attitude towards racism. If you don't fit in with that Sam maybe you'd be happier  posting somewhere else?

But at least when people say they've been speeding or drink driving they get a hard time about it.

Now I'm giving you a hard time about publicising your drug use and you don't like it.

You haven't criticized my drug use at all though have you. You've criticized me posting about it and accused me of being hypocritical with my modding.

Edit: That was badly put. I've got problem with you calling me an idiot for taking drugs and writing about it, but to say there's different rules on here for me than there is for others isn't true.

Edit2: Actually there are different rules for me because I'm better than most of you. But I wouldn't ban anybody else for saying they took whatever last night.

no, but you banned me because you thought I was posting about the football too much you drug taking nazi!!!

Haha. I'd forgotten that. It wasn't for very long was it? It was probably for your own good.

Some of the best old threads on the TEF have been tales of massive stupidity from nights out, I just mention that I haven't slept because of some substance and I'm getting told off my some boring old fart who's actually younger than I am. Jesus christ Sam, by the time you do get to grumpy old man age you'll have a negative energy field around you that will kill any celebrations within 100m.

Congrats Juddie - you give me hope!! isnt yours after 8/9 years???

Although now I do feel like the forum spinster - Onwards and upwards to becoming mad cat lady from the Simpsons!

Oh and Ben/Sam Im gonna bang your heads together in a minute!

Yes. That's exactly my point.

But you were wrong

Racism on here is offensive and can have an effect on others, an individuals drug use doesnt... i don't see the problem.

In your opinion, but that's because you're the Lord of the TEF. Whatever you say goes.

No. But you've stated things which just aren't true. I haven't posted anything that other people would get banned for.

sam needs to have a big spliff

Think Sam has a fair point for discussion, after all incipient fatherhood is probably making him question his values. 

 I suspect he worries that fB's casual acceptance of drug abuse may have an effect on some of the younger more impressionable members of the TEF.

Sam should be banned for having 3 bottles of Red Wine on Friday.

Ben should be banned for having an inverted Winky.

Juddie should be banned for getting married.

JFW should be banned for not getting married.

but if I do get married you will ban me anyway!!

What if I marry you Yeovil??

It's normal again now.

Oooh a proposal!

Thats my 1st this week...

i dont think anyone condones drug abuse.use of drugs is a different matter.
sam sort of has a point imo.but the comparisons are not really on the money.ben is a bit inconsistant as one minute he's the mad wrecked jovial type,the next he's very critical of others and serious.
we all are to a point though

Such as?

This. Certainly in relation to any posts I've made in this thread.

I didn't realise you had such a big problem with my modding generally sam. Do you think I should ban more people or less?


Also this has annoyed me more than anything. I disagree with people all the time about stuff on here, I don't use my mod powers to do anything though.

Yeah I can be a bit up and down sometimes. But any of my mad views on things aren't really to do with me being a mod.

I just banned both of you,but i wasnt sure if it worked so i unbanned you.If you could post again it would be nice,just so I know if its worked or not..

Nope, I'm definitely banned.

tee hee

Im power crazed!

Well I am Jamiesfuture wife!!
ummm and how many times do you normally get proposed to in a week????

ooh lots,im quite the catch!

was that a real argument?

Drug usage is worse than paedophilia.

No? What about this...

http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,32268.0.html

http://thetownend.com/index.php/topic,32285.0.html

the TEF has plumbed new depths, hooray

i was far worse than ben anyway

I reckon you should both be bridesmaids at Yeovil & JFWs wedding

can we tie flowers in Bens hair?

Im going to make them wear peach coloured, shin length, off the shoulder, puff ball bridesmaid dresses!!

Those puff ball dresses are all the rage...think Ben would look lovely in peach.

not the one I have in mind!!

mwhuhhuhuhhuuuu!

Boo. I've been busy. I was expecting to log in to find loads more posts.

Sam is such a twat.

You're just as bad.

Yep.

is that the end of that then?

Go and inject some Ketamin or whatever it is you do these days.

maybe not

I've only just seen this. I hope your tongue was firmly in cheek when you posted this, otherwise you're an even bigger penis than I thought you were.

I just had a line of Beechams cold and Flu powder

and are you tripping? the only sniff i have had involved salt, tabasco and a bloody nose for a week

I'm going to go on a spiral of drug abuse just so I can post about it and annoy Sam.

why cant we all get along :'(

this argument is gay! no offence

Mugs do drugs!

I don't really consider it to be an argument.

I made an observation, Ben didn't agree and challenged it, I backed up my observation, Ben still disagrees and just tried to wind me up instead. End.

Ben does drugs and is cool 8)

That is an argument. Your backing up was wrong too.

I don't take many drugs. There are lots on here who take, or have taken in the past, more than I do. Some are cooler than me and others are less cool.

Yeah, I get it, because "you make the rules".

Ben does drugs and he is cool
Sam does not and he's a tool
he had a go at ben for being cruel
and the question is whose the real fool?






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I meant in terms of reasonable argument with logic and stuff.

I don't think I've ever really made any TEF rules, although I think I suggested it once. I suppose that does mean when I do rarely take any moderating action it leaves me open to all the "why did he get banned but they didn't" stuff. I've always just tried to judge what's good/bad/whatever, but it tends to come down to doing mine or too many other peoples heads in. It's not really that fun anyway.



We're both fools because this is all a bit silly.

Something I actually agree with :)

I blame stressing about work and far too little sleep.

I think I get bagsies on the sleep excuse.  :)

drugs might help

Yeah.

Got any Speed, Ben?

I wish.

dont make up, its far more fun if you fucking hate each other. Ben lay off the speed get a stiffy and do his wife.

Go anywhere near my wife and I'll cut your fucking bollocks off.

Just a warning, like.

Dave your sooo funny! I love this!

its no alan and spacey is it?

I don't think either me or samdy can reach the delusionally mental levels of alan.

Fuck off Ben.

You haven't seen anything yet. Get me smoking dope and you will see real fucking nutcase paranoia  :crucified:

it's like candyman, say the name and he shall come  :)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Siouxsie_Candyman.jpg