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Title: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Summer of Noughtie Nine on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 11:50:39
Good day from Austria!

Well so much has happened - when I switched my mobile phone on after landing at Salzburg airport in the early hours, I received the wonderful news that my daughter,Glennda had given birth to two beautiful bouncing baby boys!!!

WE ARE A GRANDMOTHER!

They are to be named Hendrix and Marley. I can't wait to get home to see them, but firstly one has to watch the Town. By all accounts today's game is going to be a toughie.

I woke up this morning to an Alpine Horn after travelling in darkness to the B&B. When I flung open the curtains and saw Austria in the glorious morning light for the first time this year, I couldn't believe the monstrous erections of the Alps all around me.

More to follow once I get to the ground and can report on the pre-match build up.


Hendrix, Marley - watch Granny at the footie online tonight - I'll wave at you COO-EY!!!



Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 11:56:48
You aren't real, are you?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Summer of Noughtie Nine on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 11:57:44
Look out for me online tonight! How many STFC grannies do you think will be at the game?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 12:03:51
Yawn.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 12:05:16
This is becoming a tad disturbing.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 12:10:53
Shall I ruin Noughty for everyone?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 12:13:27
Yes please.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 12:14:17
tits or gtfo


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Rustle on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 12:18:21
Good day from Austria!

Well so much has happened - when I switched my mobile phone on after landing at Salzburg airport in the early hours, I received the wonderful news that my daughter,Glennda had given birth to two beautiful bouncing baby boys!!!

WE ARE A GRANDMOTHER!

They are to be named Hendrix and Marley. I can't wait to get home to see them, but firstly one has to watch the Town. By all accounts today's game is going to be a toughie.

I woke up this morning to an Alpine Horn after travelling in darkness to the B&B. When I flung open the curtains and saw Austria in the glorious morning light for the first time this year, I couldn't believe the monstrous erections of the Alps all around me.

More to follow once I get to the ground and can report on the pre-match build up.


Hendrix, Marley - watch Granny at the footie online tonight - I'll wave at you COO-EY!!!




My god i've met some annoying people in my time,but you're in a different class.

You need some serious therapy.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 12:19:24
Does Swindon Borough council operate from austria?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Rustle on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 12:22:51
HA Fake..


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Summer of Noughtie Nine on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 12:25:22
Well, I've seen an SBC van in central London on New Year's Eve!

So what, I borrow IT equipment from work and take it hols. Who doesn't?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: DV on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 12:29:07
think this one ran its course a long time ago...


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: axs on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 12:38:22
Well, I've seen an SBC van in central London on New Year's Eve!

So what, I borrow IT equipment from work and take it hols. Who doesn't?

Still gives a different IP address I'm afraid.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: 4D on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 12:39:40
Photos please SONN


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 12:42:41
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

SONN you nonce


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 12:47:20
Matt. From Swindon Borough Council. Possibly likes weight lifting and the film The Plague.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 13:58:50
What a cock


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 14:01:06
Good day from Austria!

Well so much has happened - when I switched my mobile phone on after landing at Salzburg airport in the early hours, I received the wonderful news that my daughter,Glennda had given birth to two beautiful bouncing baby boys!!!

WE ARE A GRANDMOTHER!

They are to be named Hendrix and Marley. I can't wait to get home to see them, but firstly one has to watch the Town. By all accounts today's game is going to be a toughie.

I woke up this morning to an Alpine Horn after travelling in darkness to the B&B. When I flung open the curtains and saw Austria in the glorious morning light for the first time this year, I couldn't believe the monstrous erections of the Alps all around me.

More to follow once I get to the ground and can report on the pre-match build up.


Hendrix, Marley - watch Granny at the footie online tonight - I'll wave at you COO-EY!!!



SONN I have completely changed my opinion of you

You are now clearly fucking skill


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 14:04:34
Really?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: suttonred on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 15:17:41
If She! isnt on a wilson type windup, i reckon it might be that woman with all the badges, there are always photos of in the programme.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Arnold.J.Rimmer on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 15:20:30
WE ARE A GRANDMOTHER!


Schizo


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 15:42:56
nah its not iris as shes sitting on my face here in sussex as i type.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Summer of Noughtie Nine on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 15:43:14
I don't have laptop with me - I am phoning my son in law on my mobile who is dictating my words thru' his work's laptop. I hope he doesn't get the sack.

There are no TV cameras here.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 15:46:56
Is it only me that thinks this wind up died a horrible death about a week ago?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: 4D on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 15:57:58
I don't have laptop with me - I am phoning my son in law on my mobile who is dictating my words thru' his work's laptop. I hope he doesn't get the sack.

There are no TV cameras here.

What town are you in?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 17:24:18
I saw you on the sopcast feed. True hardcore fan. I bow to your superiority over us!


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 18:19:03
I don't have laptop with me - I am phoning my son in law on my mobile who is dictating my words thru' his work's laptop. I hope he doesn't get the sack.

There are no TV cameras here.

Thought you took it with you?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: 4D on Sunday, July 12, 2009, 21:54:28
I don't have laptop with me - I am phoning my son in law on my mobile who is dictating my words thru' his work's laptop. I hope he doesn't get the sack.

There are no TV cameras here.

You better take a look at picture 32 on the OS.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: michael on Monday, July 13, 2009, 00:20:05
Excellent update. Thank you.

Has Scott Cuthbert made the trip?

My people are telling me that he is on board and has, in fact, already signed for us.

Could this possibly be true?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: michael on Monday, July 13, 2009, 00:23:53
Macnamee's goal has been described to me as "impressive".

Is it all over youtube yet?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: nochee on Monday, July 13, 2009, 07:24:29
Macnamee's goal has been described to me as "impressive".

Is it all over youtube yet?

Yes it is. Nice enough finish but not under that much pressure to be fair.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Bennett on Monday, July 13, 2009, 07:27:31
it was a tidy finish after an amusingly rubbish touch!


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, July 13, 2009, 07:29:47
Yes it is. Nice enough finish but not under that much pressure to be fair.

Linkage please. I can't find it.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Batch on Monday, July 13, 2009, 07:31:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghJ9xMSSmFM


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, July 13, 2009, 07:33:10
anthony marshall of the adver has blown your story im afraid, in his diary he says not one single swindon fan made the game.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: lambourn red on Monday, July 13, 2009, 07:45:03
You better take a look at picture 32 on the OS.

[url width=640 height=480]http://www.swindontownfc.co.uk/javaImages/86/46/0,,10341~6506118,00.jpg[/url]

perhaps it is some sort of X-Ray machine checking for Romanian stowaways on the Town coach


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Monday, July 13, 2009, 08:28:24
*aus


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, July 13, 2009, 09:18:26
[url width=640 height=480]http://www.swindontownfc.co.uk/javaImages/86/46/0,,10341~6506118,00.jpg[/url]

Good to see Don Rogers finding a new career....

So, RE: Summer of Noughtie Nine - has this been officially confirmed as one of TEF's oddest wind-ups? If so trying to con people to spend hundreds of pounds to go to Austria is pretty shitty!


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Power to people on Monday, July 13, 2009, 12:52:04
I see that Casal & Marshall have not been taken to Austria - and are not injured - obviously surplus to requirments, shame as I thought that Marshall may be a decent backup


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Riddick on Monday, July 13, 2009, 13:08:43
Nope, git rid of both sharpish please. Dont need Marshall as well as Macklin, and he was never very good anyway, just a Malpas panic buy


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Arriba on Monday, July 13, 2009, 13:10:38
marshall has always looked shit.out of his league here


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: pauld on Monday, July 13, 2009, 13:38:14
So, RE: Summer of Noughtie Nine - has this been officially confirmed as one of TEF's oddest wind-ups? If so trying to con people to spend hundreds of pounds to go to Austria is pretty shitty!
To be fair, you'd have to be a bit of a twonk to go on the Austrian tour if you hadn't already been planning on doing so just because some wind-up merchant on a message board provoked you into it. I'm fairly sure he/she/it was just looking to provoke a "How very dare you" reaction which initially he/she/it succeeded in admirably. But then it just became a joke that dragged on well past its sell-by date. Much like last season really


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: ronnie21 on Monday, July 13, 2009, 14:51:06
Sgt Wilson?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, July 13, 2009, 14:53:32
To be fair, you'd have to be a bit of a twonk to go on the Austrian tour if you hadn't already been planning on doing so just because some wind-up merchant on a message board provoked you into it. I'm fairly sure he/she/it was just looking to provoke a "How very dare you" reaction which initially he/she/it succeeded in admirably. But then it just became a joke that dragged on well past its sell-by date. Much like last season really

I didn't think much beyond my initial comment :)


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Spencer_White on Monday, July 13, 2009, 17:45:26
I see that Casal & Marshall have not been taken to Austria - and are not injured - obviously surplus to requirments, shame as I thought that Marshall may be a decent backup

Could maybe be offered to Conference clubs on loan*


*Not Oxford**





**Well, maybe Casal to Oxford.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: yeo on Monday, July 13, 2009, 17:49:52
I hope Hendrix and Marley and doing well  :D


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: pumbaa on Monday, July 13, 2009, 18:34:50
I hope Hendrix and Marley and doing well  :D

I think they're both kicking up daisies aren't they?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: michael on Monday, July 13, 2009, 20:35:16
Shame that the forum member missed last night's draw against Champions League oppo.

I have learnt from Bill's Blog that he rooms with JPM, and that the new player initiation remains that the player will have to sing a song.

My money would be on the Scottish players singing The Proclaimers, and the Irish players singing something by The Pogues.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: 4D on Monday, July 13, 2009, 21:03:53
anthony marshall of the adver has blown your story im afraid, in his diary he says not one single swindon fan made the game.

Could SONN = Rockin Robin?  :(


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Power to people on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 12:48:24
SONN seems to have disapeared now after being rumbled....obviously couldn't face the humiliation of being found out as an idiot


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 13:00:51
Have you got some sort of superiority complex?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 13:01:55
get a life


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 13:02:45
ooh the post has gone before anyone could quote it!!!

for anyone that missed it he offered out DRS.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: ronnie21 on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 13:03:45
SONN seems to have disapeared now after being rumbled....obviously couldn't face the humiliation of being found out as an idiot
Still active on TISTFC, trying to connect Swindon Ultras with the BNP!


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 13:05:16
plus I dont think those sort of pics should be published on here, could get the site closed down.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Summer of Noughtie Nine on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 13:06:26
Still active on TISTFC, trying to connect Swindon Ultras with the BNP!

The quote from the This Is site says...

'I don't believe the Italian or FC Cluj Ultras are linked to the BNP in any way. I am not aware that the Swindon Ultras are either.'


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 13:08:52
3 minutes to get a reaction relayed by phone from Austria.

Impressive work that.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Ardiles on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 13:10:48
ooh the post has gone before anyone could quote it!!!

for anyone that missed it he offered out DRS.

If someone offers out on here, do the protagonists then go for a frantic verbal sparring via PM?  How do cyber-scraps work, exactly?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Summer of Noughtie Nine on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 13:16:00
Congratulations to Kinky Tom on another thread who probably got he closest to the truth with:

I think initially genuine now has just created a caricature to try and seem unphased by the reaction to the first couple of days.

I still have an unused valid ticket from Salzburg to the UK for this Saturday if any of you want to fly out and catch the last couple of games. It's free to you, but you might need to pay a 'change of name' fee.

The next venue at Bruck has one of the most stunning backdrops to a football ground in the world.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 13:22:09
why dont you go?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Rustle on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 13:45:52
why dont you go?

 :D


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 14:59:23
There is no ticket. He/she is trying to get someone stuck in Austria.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 15:05:56
There is no ticket. He/she is trying to get someone stuck in Austria.

Maybe it's Joey Fritzl?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 16:28:43
SONN seems to have disapeared now after being rumbled....obviously couldn't face the humiliation of being found out as an idiot
Never bothered any of the rest of us on here


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: tans on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 17:48:36
SONN please will you shut up!

Yipi ki ya motherfucker.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 18:03:46
Congratulations to Kinky Tom on another thread who probably got he closest to the truth with:

I think initially genuine now has just created a caricature to try and seem unphased by the reaction to the first couple of days.

I still have an unused valid ticket from Salzburg to the UK for this Saturday if any of you want to fly out and catch the last couple of games. It's free to you, but you might need to pay a 'change of name' fee.

The next venue at Bruck has one of the most stunning backdrops to a football ground in the world.

Take a photo with your mobile and get your son in law to upload it to this site  ;)


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Summer of Noughtie Nine on Friday, July 17, 2009, 13:10:00
anthony marshall of the adver has blown your story im afraid, in his diary he says not one single swindon fan made the game.

Looks like Tony got his facts wrong according to subsequent articles, and you should really know better than to believe the Adver!


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: tans on Friday, July 17, 2009, 13:11:58
Looks like Tony got his facts wrong according to subsequent articles, and you should really know better than to believe the Adver!

Nah, i know better than to believe you.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Summer of Noughtie Nine on Friday, July 17, 2009, 13:20:26
What that the Adver got their facts wrong. Ask the guy from Hungary!


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, July 17, 2009, 14:27:36
FUCK OFF


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Arriba on Friday, July 17, 2009, 15:54:28
who gives a shit how many town fans were there?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Summer of Noughtie Nine on Friday, July 17, 2009, 16:10:24
Um , true Town fans maybe?


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, July 17, 2009, 16:11:16
Well I'm a true Town fan, and I couldn't give a rat's arse.

Bang goes that theory.


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Summer of Noughtie Nine on Friday, July 17, 2009, 16:13:52
Enjoy the game - it's been a great tour no matter where flammable bent thinks I am 'broadcasting from' / or dictating to someone who is posting messages.

Have a good season!


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, July 17, 2009, 16:21:10
Don't go :(


Title: Re: Guten Tag von Österreich!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 17, 2009, 16:26:04
Enjoy the game - it's been a great tour no matter where flammable bent thinks I am 'broadcasting from' / or dictating to someone who is posting messages.

Have a good season!

If you're dictating the message, you're doing very well at replying to certain posts. Is your proxy texting you all the replies in the thread?