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Title: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 07:13:09
I'll start

READING'S NEW HOME SHIRT

[url width=640 height=480]http://www.readingfc.co.uk/javaImages/33/ed/0,,10306~6483251,00.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Spy on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 07:55:16
[url width=460 height=288]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01429/stephen_taylor_1429042c.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 08:17:20
[url width=600 height=400]http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/lorient-09-10-duarig-kits-4.jpg[/url]

Winner of thread.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 08:17:51
HAHAHA Christ that reading kit is horrendous


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 08:49:36
I'll save everyone time and effort, ANY of the new kits that use the template of reading's is shit. lazio, tottenham etc. Only one I've seen that I liked so far is feyenoords, and that's cos the fans went mental at first cos it had those silly spikey bits I.e the red half of the shirt had a white spikey bit and vice versa. Fan pressure forced them to have the spikey bit the same colour as that half of the shirt, I'll see if I can dig up a picture...


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 08:54:49
sporting lisbon's away shirt is nice and uses that Puma template. as are the bordeaux shirts (mainly due to the template lending itself quite nicely to the "V" on their shirts)



Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 09:04:08


original 09/10 feyenoord kit...

[url width=600 height=300]http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/feyenoord-puma-09-10-kits.jpg[/url]






updated 09/10 feyenoord kit...

[url width=600 height=700]http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/feyenoord-09-10-puma-football-kits-updated-home.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Spencer_White on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 09:27:34
I couldnt see fan pressure ever being a problem at Reading.

To be fair, neither Feyenoord kit is that bad. Reading's on the other hand is horrendous!

And they all wear them. haha.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 09:30:20
mmmmmmmm, Nantes...

[url width=600 height=400]http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/nantes-09-10-kappa-kits.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 09:36:37
[url width=600 height=425]http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/bristol-rovers-home-09-10-errea-kits.jpg[/url]

shudder


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 09:44:45
the p*xford one is pretty crappy too... it makes me chuckle, the new swindon kit post on footballshirtculture is met with loads of 'raar raar raar old kit off the shelf raar raar raar its crap, shit club shit kit' etc from several window-licking scummers, then their kit, which IS off the shelf sunday league shite is met with 'oooh i like that, ITS ON PRE-ORDER woooo yay' etc. silly cunts.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 09:45:40
it's mental how there's such a rivalry and pettiness. shouldn't we all just admit everyone's lovely?


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 09:48:07
"We'll see you in League Two next season"

I think they must have said that a good five years running now?


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 09:48:43
[url width=320 height=320]http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/manfield-town-09-10-home-canterbury-shirt.jpg[/url]

[url width=600 height=400]http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/lyon-09-10-umbro-football-shirts.jpg[/url]

[url width=600 height=400]http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/spurs-09-10-adidas-gk-kits-2.jpg[/url]
(see i told you the spurs kits were shit)


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 09:49:21
I think Gomes has been drawn on by his kid while he was asleep.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 10:57:41
Shamrock Rovers...............


[url width=600 height=400]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/SHAM.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 11:01:48
i quite like that!


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Rustle on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 11:04:18
i quite like that!

What he said..


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 11:05:36
It's fucking purple!


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Rustle on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 11:23:20
Darkish Purple is not to bad.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Spy on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 11:32:50
They're going through a purple patch atm.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 11:37:20
Horrid...

[url width=600 height=600]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/everton.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Spy on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 11:37:57
That is awful!!!


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 11:49:58
Who's going to be the first to post our kit then?


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 12:08:37
My god, is that seriously Everton's new kit? :/


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Spy on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 12:11:45
I've always found it a tiny bit amusing their sponsor is chang, which is of course slang for cocaine, of which there is lots in Liverpool.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 12:30:34
It's been modeled on their kit from the mid 80's when they were succesful.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Bob's Orange on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 12:42:40
[url width=600 height=425]http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/bristol-rovers-home-09-10-errea-kits.jpg[/url]

shudder

Their striker is called 'name'? Can't say i've heard of him.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 12:51:31
I've always found it a tiny bit amusing their sponsor is chang, which is of course slang for cocaine, of which there is lots in Liverpool.

Is it? Well, you learn something new everyday.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 13:01:33
(scouse accent) "hey mate, you got any Chang?" (scouse accent)



Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 13:05:56
is this how you lost all that weight ralphy?


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 13:09:34
No it was worry from having you as a stalker.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 13:18:20
good answer!


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 14:06:43
Shamrock Rovers...............


[url width=600 height=400]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/SHAM.jpg[/url]
thats just Rangers kit from last season. But with a different badge, colour, sponsor and definitely a different flag on the back!

speaking of the new Gers shirt:

[url width=550 height=550]http://www.rangersmegastore.com/uploads/Rangers/prods/710204.jpg[/url]

Very smart if you ask me!


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 14:31:29
according to football shirt culture the new west ham leaked pics are claret and the same umbro checked design


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 14:36:30
It's all going retro 80's.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 14:40:45
i hope they put ludek miklosko in goal to go with this theme!


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 18:43:56
80's retro is the place to be this year it seems.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Summerof69 on Saturday, July 11, 2009, 19:09:41
Bolton's new home kit is shite, and you can add the Man U home shirt as well.

It reminds me of the shit Pony kits that were out 10 years ago.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Tails on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 13:19:56
Not sure if this has been put up, but this is a 'mock up' of Nottingham Forest's new away kit.

[url width=400 height=364]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NrwqaEh_v20/SlTnxf-nMhI/AAAAAAAAAVM/9___NQCZrRI/s400/NffcAway2010.jpg[/url]

I hope for their sake it remains a mock up!


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 13:43:47
[url width=600 height=400]http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/lorient-09-10-duarig-kits-4.jpg[/url]

Winner of thread.

Is it wrong I like this? it reminds me of mint choc chip :P


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: ReadingRed on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 16:31:02
Chelsea's new kit appears to have a built-in training bra...


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Rustle on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 16:35:56
Should suit drogbra down to the ground,as he's always making a tit of himself.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: michael on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 16:37:52
Really like that Rangers shirt.

Still like the England shirt as well. Is there a red "away" one coming soon?


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 16:50:35
I don't think the away shirt will change untill after next years world cup


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: michael on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 16:51:09
Make room for an extra star.

Fabio will win it for us.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 17:29:54
he wasnt that good a player tho, and at 60-odd he'll be pretty slow... and he's italian anyways, he cant play for us surely?



;)


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Rustle on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 18:22:10
[url width=320 height=523]http://h.imagehost.org/0292/0_10280_6512456_00.jpg[/url]

Saint's away.

Horrid.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 18:25:22
Yellow and Blue Russ  :doh:


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 18:26:07
Old Paul Wotton looks miserable.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 18:30:57
Is the hanger still inside the shirt?


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Rustle on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 18:34:21
I would look miserable if i had to wear that shit.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 18:49:55
Hadn't seen this thread before. Jesus, Readings home kit?! I really, really find it funny. It looks like a sailors outfit with a massive fold over collar or something. I bet their fans are fucking seething! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Evertons kit as well... Jeez.

These are big sports clothing companies making these shirts. I hope all the designers are unpaid and employed to make up the numbers as part of a equal opportunities push or something.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 19:05:48
Hadn't seen this thread before. Jesus, Readings home kit?! I really, really find it funny. It looks like a sailors outfit with a massive fold over collar or something. I bet their fans are fucking seething! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Evertons kit as well... Jeez.

These are big sports clothing companies making these shirts. I hope all the designers are unpaid and employed to make up the numbers as part of a equal opportunities push or something.

In the navy. you can join your fellow man... in the navy.... :)


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 19:24:50
[url width=320 height=523]http://h.imagehost.org/0292/0_10280_6512456_00.jpg[/url]

Saint's away.

Horrid.


Honest to God these two look nothing like Footballers!


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Summerof69 on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 19:54:27
We're going to be seeing that Saints kit in the flesh in a month's time. Better bring a sick bag !!


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 22:07:11

Honest to God these two look nothing like Footballers!

The one on the left is Phillip off The Apprentice, so you could be right.

[url width=233 height=400]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/08/article-1168397-041CC3A8000005DC-542_233x400.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, July 15, 2009, 01:33:26

Honest to God these two look nothing like Footballers!
I work with a Saints fan and according to him that's why they'll be joining us next season they've looked nothing like footballers for about 2 years now


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: THE FLASH on Wednesday, July 15, 2009, 11:18:13
Anyone remember that Glow in the dark Sheff United Kit??


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Summerof69 on Wednesday, July 15, 2009, 14:33:42
Anyone remember that Glow in the dark Sheff United Kit??

The luminous one...yes !! Circa '89-90.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, July 15, 2009, 17:25:39
[url width=600 height=417]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/birmingham-city-09-10-home-umbro-ki.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 11:28:52
I can't post a picture because i'm at work but check out milllwalls away shirt. And the 'cool' gimmick attached to getafes shirt


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 11:50:18
For dave:

Millwall away. Eugh.
[url width=216 height=418]http://www.millwallfc.co.uk/javaImages/da/eb/0,,10367~6810586,00.jpg[/url]

Getafe:
[url width=600 height=519]http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/getafe-09-10-joma-kits.jpg[/url]
[url width=600 height=519]http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/getafe-09-10-joma-kits-2.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:02:20
I thought Everton's home shirt was bad but look at this!


[url width=600 height=500]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/everton-09-10-away-kit-le-coq-sport.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: pauld on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:26:51
I thought Everton's home shirt was bad but look at this!


[url width=600 height=500]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Ralphy-Boy/everton-09-10-away-kit-le-coq-sport.jpg[/url]
Do they actually leave light trails behind them? Only I could see that being quite distracting during a game


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Summerof69 on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:35:51
Celtic's new away shirt is awful.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Summerof69 on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:36:30
Along with Barca's pink away shirt.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: westcountry on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 12:53:33
http://www.ave-it.net/oxfordkit.jpg


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 13:03:24
Wow, there are some truly horrendous kits out there this season. Suddenly, a weird white stripe doesn't seem so bad! Shame on whoever designed the Everton, Saints and Millwall shirts!


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 13:13:17
Think it's just meant to be this seasons kits westcountry - as you'll see on the sleeve of that Oxford kit, there is a football league badge so clearly well out of date :)


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: westcountry on Tuesday, July 28, 2009, 13:14:51
Think it's just meant to be this seasons kits westcountry - as you'll see on the sleeve of that Oxford kit, there is a football league badge so clearly well out of date :)

:)

my bad  :-[


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Arch Stanton on Sunday, August 2, 2009, 17:11:09
Sierra Leone's home strip this year is a corker.... with my birthday coming up this week I might put it on my list

[url width=649 height=608]http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll349/Todosobrecamisetas/sierra1.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: leefer on Sunday, August 2, 2009, 17:19:28
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/top10s/article862610.ece

The Norwich one is horrific.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Thursday, August 6, 2009, 23:53:41
Partick Thistle Nil's new away kit :eek:
[url width=300 height=287]http://www.ptfc.co.uk/img/news/strip2.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Leggett on Friday, August 7, 2009, 06:01:59
Mid-90s and that would've flown off the shelves, every east 17 wannabe would have one!


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Arch Stanton on Friday, August 7, 2009, 08:02:29
god that is an awful strip. How would commentators sum up that colour scheme?

"For todays game Celtic will be in their traditional white and green hoops and Thistle will be in Urban Warfare Camoflage"

Nice


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: The Artist Billy Paynter on Thursday, August 13, 2009, 10:30:04
Partick Thistle Nil's new away kit :eek:
[url width=300 height=287]http://www.ptfc.co.uk/img/news/strip2.jpg[/url]

Awful. :D


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: mgstfc43 on Thursday, August 13, 2009, 10:33:45
Even by Puma's standards that kit is absolute garbage - still, at least thiers is unique whereas ours looks like every other Adidas Team...!!!


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: kaufman on Thursday, August 13, 2009, 10:54:20
I did laugh on sunday when Mark Lawrenson commented on Newcastle's away strip saying "only one team can pull off wearing a yellow strip" In reference to Brazil mentioned a sentence or so later and not Norwich.
But seeing how Lawrenson was manager of Oxford united for a brief spell i raised a little smile


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Arch Stanton on Thursday, August 13, 2009, 12:57:05
Now this is how you launch a new kit -

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2009/08/13/now-this-is-how-you-launch-a-new-kit

Not shit kit at all!


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Leggett on Monday, August 24, 2009, 14:31:34
Just to show its not just football teams that have shit kits, ice hockey is in on the action...

http://m.manchesterphoenix.co.uk/res/520.$plit/C_41_imagegallery_659_image.jpg (http://m.manchesterphoenix.co.uk/res/520.$plit/C_41_imagegallery_659_image.jpg)

http://m.manchesterphoenix.co.uk/res/704.$plit/C_41_imagegallery_660_image.jpg (http://m.manchesterphoenix.co.uk/res/704.$plit/C_41_imagegallery_660_image.jpg)


Gulp.


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: Arch Stanton on Monday, August 24, 2009, 14:47:10
Not so much of a kit, more of a mobile advertising hoarding....


Title: Re: The 2009/10 Shit Football Kit Thread
Post by: The Artist Billy Paynter on Tuesday, August 25, 2009, 15:08:37
 :D