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Title: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 20:23:37
Don't you just love the sun?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 20:26:30
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: That's ridiculous.


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: spacey on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 20:27:36
When I saw the title of this thread and that Gazza started it, I almost believed it.


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 20:27:54
When I saw the title of this thread and that Gazza started it, I almost believed it.

It's good to try new things you know?

Those damn stray sperm!


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 20:30:41
That's what ye get for taking a dip in Lake Bukkake.


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Thursday, July 9, 2009, 20:33:31
That's what ye get for taking a dip in Lake Bukkake.

Sorry, cum again?


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: Power to people on Friday, July 10, 2009, 15:10:16
When I saw the title of this thread and that Gazza started it, I almost believed it.

I thought it was gonna say that Gazza was pregnant


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: Ron Burgundy on Friday, July 10, 2009, 15:12:37
Sorry, cum again?

Love it


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: Nemo on Friday, July 10, 2009, 15:15:19
Someone got a bit confused when asked to perform their best stroke in the pool, clearly.


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: donkey on Friday, July 10, 2009, 15:23:48
Bloody Poles, coming over here taking taking our sperm. >:(


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 10, 2009, 15:48:28
[url width=360 height=254]http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u351/Kolabear420/LiarCharlieBrown.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: Anteater on Friday, July 10, 2009, 17:10:35
Of course JFW will back me up that this is a very common occurrence in swimming pools and cross legged swimming is recommended for any female who wants to limit the risk. I'm sure JFW must take measures with appropriate personal protective equipment when lifeguarding. Unfortunately the problems for the Polish girl may be increased if the pool had camel spunk in it !


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 13, 2009, 10:51:11
Of course JFW will back me up that this is a very common occurrence in swimming pools and cross legged swimming is recommended for any female who wants to limit the risk. I'm sure JFW must take measures with appropriate personal protective equipment when lifeguarding. Unfortunately the problems for the Polish girl may be increased if the pool had camel spunk in it !


yep! very true!
 :D


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: Phil_S on Monday, July 13, 2009, 12:58:09
Does this mean that for a male, swimming in a pool is the same as taking it up the chocolate machine


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: Tails on Monday, July 13, 2009, 13:12:59
Does this mean that for a male, swimming in a pool is the same as taking it up the chocolate machine

Whatever floats your boat!


Title: Re: "I got pregnant in a swimming pool"
Post by: pauld on Monday, July 13, 2009, 13:40:55
So does this mean Gazza's not pregnant after all? Just a bit tubby?