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I saw this photo and automatically thought of you and your midget fetish and thought you'd like it...

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I think DRS is at this moment having a marathon wank........

Isnt that Anthony Worral Thomson at the front.

Does he? If so you should pop into our office drs. We've got one on reception, he's as funny as fuck/ a right misery guts. I walked past him the other day he was humming the oompah loompah song.

That's midget cruelty. Cheapskate fucking Airlines

Get us a pic sutton

Yeah, next to David Seaman, infront of James May, Simon Cowell and Joleon Lescott!

Pat Sharp is just to the right of Worrall-Thompson as well.

I'll try, he's a feisty little sod though, probably bite me in the nuts if he catches me.

Hahaha, fuck off, he doesn't hum the Oompah Loompah song?! That's ace!

He bloody does. He's really funny, if he's not on his box and visitors turn up, sometimes they walk straight past him, and you hear " oi where the fuck are you going" He's been on two customer care courses this year, and one to do with manners. Now he's there he's god as we cant fire a dwarf, we'd be on the front page of the mail the next day!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529935,00.html?test=latestnews

Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes
Friday, July 03, 2009 


MEXICO CITY —  Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers.

Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as "Espectrito Jr."

Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men's hotel room before the bodies were discovered.

Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said Wednesday that gangs of female robbers are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them, but they may have used too strong a dose.

That may have been because of the wrestlers' small stature, although larger men have also died in similar crimes.

Pickpocketing midgets eh? Who would stoop so low!?

hehehe

I think we should make this the official TEF Midget thread.

si pie may take offense that his elven kind aren't being commented on

I'd start setting off for Worldnet now Bennett, bit of a walk.

i was thinking about your feelings Si, don't be mad!

Heres a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
I was shopping for a wet suit to scuba dive,
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies size

I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
Im not gonna wear a ladies wet suit I'm a man!
I got hurt feelings
I got hurt feelings
Get me a small mans wet suit, please

Jesus christ that made me laugh