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Wonder when they will start dishing refunds out.... no chance the guy is going to do 50 shows... think we all knew that anyway.... The guys has everything going, cancer, heart attacks etc... bloody hell talk about having a bad go of it.... Hope things get better for him etc. I have a ticket for the 30th July but never actually believed I will see the show then anyway...

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Michael-Jackson-Heart-Attack-TMZ-Report-Singer-Has-Been-Rushed-To-Hospital-After-Cardiac-Arrest-/Article/200906415319936?lpos=Showbiz_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15319936_Michael_Jackson_Heart_Attack%3A_TMZ_Report_Singer_Has_Been_Rushed_To_Hospital_After_Cardiac_Arrest_

Kerching.

Had a little bet with my mate at work that Wacko Jacko wouldn't make any of his shows.

I figuered he would do 2 or 3 then "suffer from fatigue" delaying other shows....

BBC just saying he's ill.

Anybody have him on death predicions? could be high scoring.

Yeovil did!

As Gazza said, he was never going to make all the shows. Wasn't expecting this to be the reason though!

Me either, I got tickets early on about the 11th show which is now the 8th show so thought there was a chance I would see him, plus being one section over from the stage in the 100 level was great just off the floor! £85.00 wasted now though although its on a visa card, perhaps can get the money back!, Was never going to do 50 shows anyway..... He said he only wanted to do 10 but his management company upped it to 50 due to ticket demands etc. The shows were never going to be great, lets be honest michael Jackson is not a former shell of what he was but the entertainment and theatrical part of ths show would have been pretty cool.

Probably stress etc with the tour had something to do with it all. I think an insurance company would only insure the first 10 shows due to his health as well... expect the tour to be suspended indefinately, I doubt you will see the word "cancelled" mainly wacko jacko is likely to come out and say "i want to see all my fans, i love you" so.....

he is officially dead!

Haha. loads of the internets is reporting he's dead.

newsnight are cutting to reporter as soon as possible.

I still find it hard to believe hes died, such an icon, despite his shortfalls.

RIP Michael.

NO FUCKING WAY...

is he not then.....have i been reeled in?

http://www.tmz.com/

Nobody seems to know if he's really dead.

A bloke of Jacko's age from the area he lives in has been confirmed dead by the hospital. So it's not known for sure but the information tallies.

I wonder if he had too much jesus juice or stayed in his oxygen tank too long.

All over Sky News.

Sky News were syaing he had died now they are saying unconfirmed.

poor kids.

poor gig ticket holders

dont worry, he will beat it.

All those mugs who paid thousands on eBay!

Good God..... what a shock this is..ok his health has been fucked for ages but christ..

poor bubbles

Cordons going up all round the hospital. Must be dead.

wow, this news is off the wall

that made me laugh.

I dont know what to say. He'll be remembered as a plastic faced kiddy fiddler  despite being proven innocent (for what its worth) instead of someone who had some fucking brilliant music many years ago.

Must be dead if cordons are going up... I am not worried about ticket money etc... end of the day its irrelevent right now, I am not too concerned as its on a credit card.

Get a grip Gaz

The signs are pointing to dead but the reports all seem to be stemming from the one celebrity website.

That'll be consolation for his family. Maybe you could send some flowers with that message attached?

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^HEAVEN^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^





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Shit man, is your credit card OK?

fucks sake!!!

it's a disappearing act to get out of all those gigs

Fine thank you!

Or maybe an immoral way to get people to pay more for tickets?

As I said, it looks as if everything finally caught up with him.... great musician and entertainer as DV said but will be remembered for his legal woes, and his fucked up face.

no he won't.

Maybe he's going to live with Elvis.

wow!

ive seen nothing?

ive soooo won if he is.

That's likely to be on his headstone.

'Here lies Michael Jackson, fondly remembered for his legal woes, and his fucked up face. RIP Freak boy'

LATimes reporting that he's in a coma.

In a coma now

Think of the Look a likes!

Or dead.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/06/breaking-news-michael-jackson-has-died

BBC Saying he is in a coma

Ooooh its a Thriller!

BBC's just reporting what others are saying I think. reporting that LAtimes have said that he's in a coma and celebrity sites reported that he's dead.

Say it ain't so :(

Is this site from the LA Times, they say dead:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/06/pop-star-michael-jackson-was-rushed-to-a-hospital-this-afternoon-by-los-angeles-fire-department-paramedics--capt-steve-ruda.html

the facts arent exactly black or white

On Reuters now.

it is well bad

Will he be joining Lady Diana?

im going to say this again cos i dont think any of you cunts got it the first time...

this news is off the wall

[Updated at 3:15 p.m.: Pop star Michael Jackson was pronounced dead by doctors this afternoon after arriving at a hospital in a deep coma, city and law enforcement sources told The Times.]

maybe he was took out by a smooth criminal?

I'm going for a cigarette.

The paramedics tried to use the defiblerator.  Said they wanted to be starting something.  Found it hard to get a pulse, one turned to the other and said 'can you feel it'.

That's a good idea Ben

i suppose to capture the enormity of the situation you got to be there

When they tried to resuccitate hs heart did they beat it?

smoking causes heart attacks

his last words were "shake your body"

Uri Geller say's he's dead.

Ben , the two of us.................... He wrote a song for you

whats the difference between the new buzz lightyear toy and michael jackson?











ones white made of plastic and will be in a box for xmas and the other is buzz lightyear

Its all just chinese whispers.

He is at the local curry house having a Korma!!


Sorry  :doh:

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bbc 1 news says hes dead,I think he is.

wow!

confirmed by bbc

He's been dead for 25 years.

[url width=400 height=300]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mj.jpg[/url]

according to BBC it wasnt a heart attack, he ate an eleven year old sausage

Sky News presenter with brilliant faux pas: "Michael Jackson touched many people during his 30 year career". :D

RIP

Who will get The Beatles back catelogue?

I watched the michael jackson south park yesterday.

Spooky

RIP

he sold it a few years ago

I vaguely recall this - was it back to McCarntey?

think so yes

I already have it on CD, but would love the rights to it.

Oh - too late.

Was it when they were sitting on a piano keyboard.

According to Paul Gambaccini the amazing thing about Jacko is how tall he was.  Jesus, he must be in shock to make dumb comments like that.

I think he is clearly taken aback by the news.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?








Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.

Whats the difference between jacko and disney films?











Kids will continue to be touched by disney films for years to come.

I bought my new car stereo today. It's voice activated.
If I shout, "Country," it plays Dolly Parton, if I shout, "Rock," it plays Guns and Roses.
I was driving through town the other day when some children ran out in front of me.
I shouted, "FUCKING KIDS!" and it played Michael Jackson

All these big concerts would have pulled Britain out of the recession. What hope do we have now?

PICTURE OF MICHAEL JACKSON GOING INTO THE HOSPITAL

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Lovely stuff

He's dead, do we really need a picture of him quadro spazzed and on a life glug?

Didn't think I'd be bothered by this news but actually quite surprised that I'm shocked by it. But not really that sad  as although he did have unbelievable talent as an entertainer he will always be tainted by the sad and mad latter years. More akin to the Diana syndrome and similar celebrity connotations than say John Lennon, James Brown or  Bob Marley as music geniuses !

Am I the only person in the world who isn't surprised by this?

The bloke was a time bomb that could have gone off at any time.

That life glug isn't properly over his mouth. All those doctors are doing is keeping his chin cool. The fact that they're wearing a white glove is a nice respectful touch though.

Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).

haha quality

I stoled it.

Good to see all the hangers on crawling out of the woodwork to "disclose" the "real Michael Jackson" to any media outlet willing to listen to (and I guess pay for) their clearly made-up anecdotes. Special mention to Uri Geller who was as ever particularly sickening in this regard on BBC News24.

FFS this is going to be like the bloody Diana thing all over again isn't it?

Gutted.

I was sure I had him in my death predictions.

I heard they are going to recycle him into toys. Lets see how he likes being played with

Why not kill two birds with one stone for the o2 shows, as he's embalmed anyway, chuck him in the tutenkamen exhibition, job done.

Pure genius.

That photo of 'him' could be anyone.

I heard they were going to scatter his ashes in a sandpit so children can play with him forever.

Im agreed - pretty shocking - I guess growing up in the 80's when he was so massive you couldnt help but love his music
He is a father as well (well maybe) so very sad

those aren't his kids, they're his "friends"

I just can't get my head around it. Not sad, but why would there be film camera's of his body being put in an ambulance going to the post mortem. It just doesn't make sense.

People like Diana Ross apparently texting in on GMTV....

Maybe i'm just being cynical?

Because it's the 00's and people like live news.

That and it happened in America and the Americans are just a crazy bunch of people.

I ain't bovered anyway...

Major shock the guy was only 50 and to have a heart failure at that age......interesting to see the results of the post mortem on what casued it

Perhaps everything he pumped into his body has cuaght up with him

You have to feel sorry for the kids the life that they have lived so far no one is going to treat them in the same way so they will have to adapt to normal life

RIP

I heard that he didn't die after all.

He's all white now.

If only he found a gay lover his own age. Those fit young boys kept him going all night long and his heart just couldn't take it.

Some of the jokes going around are incredibly sick..... Yes he had his problems etc, but musically and as an entertainer the guy was a genius. End of the day three kids have lost their dad, Parents have lost their son (despite the rough upbringing), This is perhaps bigger than Elvis dying….and the stuff that is being sent in joke emails and texts makes my stomach turn to be honest. Someone dying really isn’t a joking matter.

Whatever next, people will be concerned about credit card refunds and posting pictures of his dying body.

People deal with death in different ways.  

To me, its sad when someone dies but millions of people do it daily leaving behind parents and children.  I dont know him and never will.  It just another death.  Its not more important because he was a celebrity, though the media would have us believe so.

People aren't really making jokes at the person who has died in this case, but a image thats been created by the media over the years.

Conflicting reports it wasn't a heart attack, he had a stroke in a childrens ward.

Although i've also heard it was food poisoning after eating some 12 year old nuts.

Note me asking about refunds was when he was “in a coma” , Ok the picture was because people would see it all over the news anyway so… but jokes about having a stroke in a children’s ward are just marginally worse than asking about refunds etc for concerts don’t you agree?

My feelings exactly. I hate seeing all these blubbering "fans" on the telly. I'm not saying they shouldn't mourn his death, but some of these people take it way above the level I'd expect even a close family member to grieve.


People who do this should be condemned by society. Curse them!

Gazza maybe people believe he was guilty of child abuse and dont give a shit if the jokes are wrong

Just read this thread from start to finish and though I was shocked to hear the news this morning I am not surprised.  The real MJ died about 10-15 years ago anyway.

Have to say well done everyone for making me chuckle though.  Especially Mex!  Good work!

I wonder who NAMBLA will use as their figurehead now

RIP Michael.  A flawed genius who will never be forgotten.

Michael Jackson has died from a heart attck and not exhaustion from the hot wether. Don't blame it on the sunshine.

I liked the freak as a youngster, he's made some great songs and will clearly be remembered as a legend. Can't say i'm moved though. I think i was more upset by Jade Goody dying to be honest.

So Yeovil takes a storming lead in the Death Predictions game. And everyone ignores Mex's puns. This place is so cliquey. If it was Nev everyone would be wanking. My thoughts are with Mex and Yeovil.

Obviously an idol to many, he was my favourite artist as a kid and it's amazing how many of his songs live on.

But you can still go and buy all his records anyway, it's not like he'd have released any more or done any concerts. In fact the only difference to the average fan is that they won't be able to read/watch his antics in the media anymore, or get conned out of money in the desperate hope they'll see a washed out former star perform because he's skint.

I bet his album sales go thru the roof now he is dead.

Making enough money to wipe out any money trouble/debt he had.

Oh the Irony

Personally I find the picture most shocking, but that's just me.   

I don't really have an issue with any of it, live by the media die by the media.

The jokes are just part of human nature. Some people will find them distasteful, some won't. Just like the picture really.

If they say why? why?
Tell them that is human nature

I've said it before and I'll say it again... Get a grip Gaz.

I'm with shop on this one.

In comparison to the US in the UK money can only help you legally but in the States it can buy you out of trouble.

Great performer but dodgy dodgy private life...

Gazza, close you eyes

Apparently it was a genetic condition that killed him.  Doctors say he had a problem with his Billy Gene.

He's going to be recycled in to shopping bags so he can remain white plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

Doctors aren't totally sure about the cause of death, though have apparently ruled out the sunshine, moonlight and the good times.

Paramedics said that he never re-gained his colour!

He was found innocent though. Interesting that everyone I heard talking about him was singing his praises and putting a positive spin on all his weirdness, especially one bloke who reckoned Jacko said it was all showmanship.

I don't feel any emotion for MJs death... Guess he never really touched me when I was younger...

Apparently, Michael Jackson's ghost has been seen on a childrens hospital
ward. Even in death, he's trying to put the willies up little children.

I've heard he has to be buried.
They have strict pollution laws with regards to burning plastic in California.

That's fine if people want to believe that it's all opinion isn't it.Even O J Simpson was found innocent in American courts though. Just a thought

Fully agree with that. If he was so innocent, why did he pay Jordi Chandler about $16m in the early '90's?

Just had some clients ring in - they got given 2 tickets to one of his concerts and raffled them off among staff for over £2grand which was given straight to charity! - The people who won thw tickets have come int his morning demanding there money back!!!

We were still getting emails about corporate hospitality until yesterday afternoon!!

what a big old mess that is going to be! Im thinking it may take some events/hospitality companys under

Those concerts were our best hope of pulling ourselves out of the recession.

well MJ was trying to heal the world Ben

What are they demanding back, the cost of the raffle ticket?

Quality

I think JFW meant auction...

He was a flawed genius. His albums Thriller and Bad were probably two of the best albums in the '80's, but since the early 90's his career and album sales of any new material has been on the wane, probably in a small way to all the stories about his activities with children, and when he paid off Jordi Chandler, most people associated that pay-off with guilt. Since then the allegations have not gone away, and the fact he's turned his face into a bit of a freak show due to all the plastic surgery he's had.

Due to his album sales, he should be comfortably well off, so where has all the money gone? If he had the money he should've, he wouldn't have needed to a 50 gigs at the O2.

They want the 2 grand back!

Birdie you had tickets to see him didnt you?

uri geller is a plonker.jacko hated him for years,now that cunt is talking his toilet about wacko.
jacko was a genius,no doubt about it.but he was also a fucking fruitcake.
his abusive father made him what he was,so i hope his last years on the planet are awful for him and he feels guuilty as fuck(unless he's already dead?)
despite alll the wealth,fame, adulation etc. the bloke had a shit life,and a miserable one at that.
i think his death will  be a blessing in disguise for his kids(blatantly not his)as now they can be free of the oddball and live a normal life.

Yeah we did, I am actually quite gutted , but unfortunately life goes on :(

Theres going to be alot of this sort of thing now!!

There is an article on the BBC website about tickets that were sold on. Looks like people who bought through eBay will be ok, either with a PayPal refund or a credit card refund. If you paid by other means or bought elsewhere you could be fucked as apparently there isn't any legal protection.

I don't have any sympathy for people that paid over the odds and lose their money. He was never going to perform all the concerts, I'd have bet my house on it if anyone was offering odds on it.

Amazingly, eBay still haven't cancelled all the ticket auctions.

Did they
Erm... tough shit they have no come back... any way if it was a raffle then the mmost they can expect back is the cost of the raffle ticket... if it was and auction then they were sold in good faith and at the very most only the face value of the ticket is refundable and that comes from the supplier of the ticket not the people that auctioned it off - if you hadn't given them the ticket at all then thats a different story

I had tickets to see MeatLoaf through Ticketmaster when the old fat fucker collapsed in Newcastle - i was refunded within a day!
If you buy of ebay most resellers will refund if there is a no show or cancellation.
The JFW Jacko Auction sounds a fucking nightmare scenario!!
I hope the Specials stay fit for the Gig at Hammersmith in November...

he colapsed in London. i was there and never got a refund

Why is it that when a pop start dies, everyone starts buying their music?

Jackson currently occupies the top 7 best selling albums on iTunes. I'm guessing he'll likely set a bunch of sales records over the coming weeks, kind of bizarre that he's going to generate so much money when he's died.

Im sure he will be number one on Sunday too

Theres a clause in all contract called force majeure that covers that.

Basically any 'act of god' causing the gig to go belly up, tough shit. 

Im paraphrasing.

If there is a positive, I think there could now be a generation of kids listening to tracks like Thriller & Billy Jean for the first time.  I don't want to Dianify the bloke, but I do feel genuinely sad today that the beautiful, talented boy from the Jackson Five is dead.

Really hope he is remembered for his music...because the man was one of the greats.  A great musician, an innovator and a truly great performer.  Damn it, I want to watch the Thriller video right now, start to finish.

You are right - i was writing about this incident in Newcastle...

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article2787427.ece

 :(

Not really getting this over hype about wacko jacko to be honest...

Bloke was a pure fruitcake who fiddled with kids.....

OK he made some great music (once apon a time) but he was hardly up there with the very best like Elvis or The Beatles - yet everyone on the telly and radio are going completely bonkers !

I'd say someone who spanned 45 years and had the highest selling album, and who spanned several genres is right up there with Elvis and the like...

Yeah, the guy had his issues, but you can't fault his music.

He did his best work on Bo Selecta.

God rest his naked chicken skating, placenti-paintballing soul, chamone!

[url width=247 height=375]http://homepages.manx.net/boselecta/mj_bubbles02.jpg[/url]

yeah deffo an all time great.i dont understand how people actualy expected him to do 50 concerts.a bloke who was clearly wasting away would have struggled to have done 1, let alone 50.sadly he couldn't even do a single gig in the end.

They were showing some pictures of him on TV and one of them looked more like Bo Selecta Jackson than Michael Jackson. Its possible someone slipped a Bo Selecta picture in for a bit of a laugh.

I'm sorry but for a generation of people at least, Michael Jackson was and will always be a lot higher up there than Elvis or The Beatles - just look at the all time best selling Album charts....is that the beatles or elvis on top....NO.  Quite simply he has had a bigger impact on peoples lives than anyone before him, or probably after him.

And all jokes aside, god knows I've told a few too, he was in the eyes of the law proven innocent of any 'kiddy fiddling'.  The man was messed up yes, but thats what 45 years of a 50 year life in the limelight does to some people - I dont believe he was ever a kiddy fiddler, he was just a kid himself right to the end.  The man never grew up but he sure as damn it did produce some of the best music the world has ever and will ever see.  

Have to disagree with you there.  I'd say he was right up there with Elvis and The Beatles.  I agree some of the reaction is completely OTT.  (I think you could have predicted it, to tell the truth.)  But equally, I think there are also some who are being a little too dismissive of his achievements.

You're BACK!! I've missed you x x x

xxx

Great musician (although I can take it or leave it myself), bit of a weirdo, obviously personally fucked up, his death is quite sad but not a massive tragedy on the scale of, oooh, anything much really. Can we move on now?

at least we still have signature

I am watching Wimbledon....

Fuck me...that Yankee Gob Shite John McEnroe is spouting off some shite!

Shut the fuck up and show some Tennis!!

Its starting to get on my tits now....

Someone on facebook has put up a note that MJ was the only music artist/legend that tried to make the world a better place.

False idolisation really winds me up.

 R.I.P the man who i didn't know, never met, was famous before i was born and who's music i very rarely listened too. You'll be sorely missed.

Hmm is it genuine, quoting lyrics though?

He was up there with them IMO..he outlasted the Beatles by Decades.........Earth Song was a great record and for me Billy Jean was one of the best records of all time......as for the child abuse he admitted sleeping in the same bed as Jordi Chandler so whether he did or didnt abuse dosnt matter,you dont sleep with kids as an adult!!!!!!!!!!....though i will say if i had found out my kids had been abused i would of wanted the courts to deal with it........not my bank.

This was my fav Facebook update!  

Just had a quick look, he has 29 songs in the top 100 at present on i-tunes, both him and the Jackson 5, that is bound to increase over the weekend.

And the same sort of thing on Amazon, he has the top 14 selling albums on there at the moment.

This was not a shock to me, perhaps a mild surprise... IMO the "legendary" stuff was done and dusted by the early '90s, everything since then has been a bit cack, perhaps coinciding with the extreme weirdness.  A few amazing albums before then though.
 

I don't get this. If you didn't want the album yesterday, why would you want it today?! Very strange.

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fpicturesforsadchildren.com%2Fblog%2Ffamous.png&h=083d5803d29cedf38f38bd776c5f1ac4

as a tribute to Michael Jackson, his family are going to melt him and turn him into a few toys, so kids can touch him for a change!

Have some respect, he never hurt anyone.

Well no-one over the age of 12 anyway.

I find it ironic he died the same day as Farrah Fawcet, she played with Majors while he played with.................

Oh and by the way I hear the Jackson four are getting back together.

All the music channels on Sky are full of MJ stuff, which is quite cool cos I've always loved his music.

YOUKNOCKMEOFFMYFEETNOWBAAAAAAAAAAAABY

RIP and all that lark. I must admit I did spend most of last night watching the news.

News just in Micheal Jackson will not get into Heaven, don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonshine, blame it on the buggery.

RIP my arse, which as it happens he did to me when I was nine.

I think we get the idea son

Aaaawwwww sorry, Dad.

I'd wish you'd hurry up and have your heart attack.

With repartee like that I just might.

Here's a couple more ...

I heard Mcdonalds is making a burger in commemoration of Michael Jackson
death. It'll be called the Mcjackson burger, and is one 50 year old piece of
meat in between 2 and 8 year old buns.

Post mortem for Michael Jackson was that he died of choking.
He was full of bubbles

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Michael-Jackson-Dies-Of-Heart-Attack-After-Being-Rushed-To-UCLA-Hospital-In-Los-Angeles/Article/200906415319936

Thaught there could be a twist..l

Let the conspiracies begin.

Royalties to Bob67 on MOS payable i reckon.

or whereever bob67 got it from. Seen that one elsewhere.

Clique.

Because of his love for plastic surgery his next of kin have asked that he is melted down and made into lego so that the kids can play with him for a change

Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect. He was found in the children’s ward having a stroke.

Is it just me, or does this picture look more like Bo Selecta Jackson????

[url width=466 height=282]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45974000/jpg/_45974634_jackson_getty466b.jpg[/url]

The BBC have the audio from the 911 call:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8121884.stm

A bit morbid to say the least. Interesting that the caller says that when Jackson had the heart attack (or whatever) the only person with him was his doctor. Makes you wonder exactly what happened.

People will moan about the media going on about it, but it makes a nice change going into the local shop and not seeing that slag Jordan staring back at me from the tabloids.

Also it's understandable. It's the most high profile celebrity death in my lifetime anyway.

I know he's a "celebrity" and was adored by millions, but all this media hype and public adoration really annoys me. People die every day and don't get even a glimmer of the kind of tributes that have been paid to Jacko and that makes me sad.

We all grew up with his music.  That's the reason for the tributes.  Nothing more complicated than that.

I agree that the death of Mrs Miggins from Kettering, Northants is equally sad in its own way.  But Mrs Miggins didn't quite have the same influence on my childhood.  Jacko's been dead for a day, for God's sake.  There's no danger of this going all Diana, I don't think.  Let's give the man a day of our time.  Not much to ask really.

Only because express and mail readers won't be interested in the memorial plates.

A day, yes. But there's going to be all sorts of tribute articles, shows, discussions etc over the next few days. Then there'll be a few hastily put together investigative documentaries where they interview lots of people who pretend they knew him. Then in about a week's time, as it all begins to die down, every paper will have some kind of "exclusive" evidence suggesting a different reason why he may or may not have died of natural causes. This will inevitably be followed by stories about tickets to his gigs and plans for the O2 arena to get some events on, as an excuse to keep talking about MJ.

But as you say he was adored by millions, and even more millions liked his music, and even more millions had heard of him. The level of glimmer and tributes that someone gets when they die is directly related to how famous they were (how many people knew them) and what they thought of them, along with how important the person is.

Like it or not, I'd say Jackson was easily the biggest living musician in the world when you take everything in to account. This could easily equal or surpass what happened when Diana died, not in the UK but across the world due to Jackson being more of a world wide figure.

It might not be right but its the way the world works.

Mrs Miggins is dead!!!???!!!

 :cry:

Problem is opinions are polarised, no more than in my house, i've not been spoken to for hours since i mentioned he allegedlly (does that work anymore?) got himself off serious charges, by paying off the american leagal system. I have respect for his impact and contribution to music, particularly as most of it accompanied my "rites of passage" But because of the last 15 years of his frankly tainted life, i wont shed a breath.

Apparently he didn't go stiff until they pushed him past the childrens ward.

Both my eldest daughter and I look on it as one less paedo in the world which can only be a good thing. Keeping on the musical theme I'll be glad when Gary Glitter, Jonathan King and Bill Wyman also go.
My wife, on the other hand is upset. My other two kids couldn't give a monkeys.
I did piss myself laughing when he was described on the radio as a good family man.

 :cry: I feel your pain...I'd like to think she experienced the slither of tiny adders, before ex vita discessit.

 

 

Toxicology will show that Micheal was embalmed before he died.

Has anyone actually heard a joke about Michael Jackson that is funny?

I don't think anyone has posted one yet that is. Its just the same unfunny shit continually recycled.

I wasn't joking.

It wasn't aimed at you.

Yeah, loads

yea the Ferguson and Giggs one is funny. There's one for you

I look at it a different way. Even if the allegations of a bit of mild kiddy touching were true; on a sort of karma scale of joy, he's given many millions of people with some brilliant tunes and is well up. He died much higher up on the happiness given scale than any of us will ever manage.

The "Found in the kiddies ward having a stroke" was dead funny.

The whole pub liked it Friday night as well.

Apprently Michael Jackson's girlfriend is devastated. She told fox news "first my parents left me in Portugal, and now this"

:S

Should see Gazza's rant on facebook, thats pretty funny.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Borat affected by the news.


An outrageous scene in the "Borat" provocateur's new movie "Bruno" has been cut due to the unexpected death of pop star Michael Jackson.

"Out of respect for the Jackson family, the filmmakers have decided to remove a small scene involving La Toya Jackson," a statement from Universal Pictures, which is releasing Cohen's latest "reality" comedy July 10, said Friday.

Through much of the sequence, seen during press screenings of "Bruno" earlier in the week, Cohen's flamboyant Austrian character tries to get La Toya to give him Michael's phone number.

Like most of Borat and Bruno's targets, La Toya Jackson was apparently unaware that she was being punked by Cohen when she agreed to be interviewed for Bruno's proposed TV talk show at an unfurnished home in the Hollywood Hills. Realizing at the last minute that they didn't have anything for the guest to sit on, Bruno and his "producer" pay Spanish-speaking workmen to act as human benches.

La Toya Jackson fled after being offered a selection of sushi arranged on the nude body of one of the workers. Bruno called out, "Have Michael call me!" as her car sped away.

Universal officials said the sequence was cut in time for Thursday night's premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, which began just hours after Michael Jackson's death was announced.

Its an interesting theory that if you are gifted you can be a paedo and get away with it because it balances out. Also what is "mild" kiddy fiddling?

Its also interesting that you can label someone a paedo with no proof or evidence he actually was a paedo.

It's just not ethically sound to invite kids round to your house to play when you're a middle aged man. To have them sleep over is even more crazy.

When people act like a freak they'll get a lot of shit thrown their way. I don't care if he was 'a kid trapped in a man's body' or 'detached from reality because all he'd done was perform for 45 years' or 'was abused by his father so acts accordingly'. Quite frankly I can accept he was a musical idol and made many songs which are deemed classics (some of which I think are class) but he was a fucking basket case and if his fans can't accept that then they are deluded.

He wasn't found guilty of paedophilia in America, but people have drawn their own conclusions (maybe wrongly) on the matter because that much interaction with kids, in the manner and environment in which it occurred, is just unhealthy.

hasnt it been openly said in court that he slept in the same bed as the children and that he openly showered naked in front of kids??

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7395129/

Hasn't it also been found in court that he was not guilty?

surely no one is that naive to think if he wasnt so famous and rich (at that point anyway) he would still have been found not guilty on the evidence produced in court?

Its like the OJ Simpson trial, he was 100% guilty looking at the evidence yet he gets off, how often would these things happen to the average bloke?

Why merely accept a pay-off after you've been mentally traumatized through such abuse? If my kid was abused I'd have told Jackson to enjoy prison.

It's a debate that won't ever reach an agreed conclusion.

Mental/odd but I really enjoy (the majority of) his music.

Agree Rich..also why hasnt any of his many doctors and his family saught physciatric help for him..he had many years unstable..yet cant remember him getting much help...probably because a mental Wacko wouldnt earn for them.

I actually have always thought that a lot of his music was a bit overrated, and his output rate for the years he was in the business was quite poor.  Yes he released a few classics but I've never been overwhelmed by much.  I do, however, realise that I am very much in the minority - and probably wrong.

If he was still alive would you watch Michael Jackson shower and sleep in the same bed as him for millions of dollars?

I reckon I would have.

The guy was a fucking paedo. He groomed younsters using his fame. The kids and parents were starstruck. To sleep naked with youngsters and shower with them is fucking paedo behaviour. To pay a 10 year old multi millionsis paedo behaviour like GG paid off the Vietnamese girls. The monet to the parents was maasive. They cut and run, simple.
The guy is a fucking paedo and the world is a better place without him. Anyobe who thinks he was not a paedo is fucking deluded.  

Maybe - but I'm twenty-five so he probably wouldn't have been interested.  At a young age, my Mum would probably have been dubious about such a scheme.

He only weighed 8 stone - I weigh more than that!!!!! that fact scared me!

oh and also he was totally bald!!

Errrmmm.....

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2009/06/29/team-usa-release-a-michael-jackson-tribute-kit

"If there was one thing that Michael Jackson was known for during his short and bizarre life, it was an extraordinary passion for the United States national football team. Hence, Team USA have been quick to release a garment-based tribute to the King of Pop, which can be yours for just $89.95."


ummm, surely if there was one thing he was known for it wasn't this...

He did have a fondness for Exeter City (true), but perhaps he just liked the cliched football terminology..

Like -

"Hard tackle"

"Took him from behind"

"Climbing all over him"

errmmmm....

Apparently 12 people have committed suicide over this. That must have bumped up the worlds average IQ a tad.

heard on the radio last night that jordy chandler has come out and said jacko never touched him,and said what he did under his fathers orders.

Haha i knew it

Doesn't mean that he wasn't a peado though. He still acted very strangely after all.

Know him well then?

I think you'd have to be a tad naive to think that he wasn't a peado, or at the very least had peado thoughts.

After all, with his fame and wealth he could have had the choice of (How many) women. Yet he choose the company of young boys instead....... It just doesn't add up does it?

I am inclined to agree BR.

Does that mean all school teachers are peado's as well, for choosing to spend their working day around children?

Poor effort.

Why?

You seemed to be basing your argument on Jackson choosing to spend time around kids meaning he must be a paedo. Whilst I'd agree doing it wasn't the best choice for a man with his reputation and standing, it doesn't automatically mean he was a paedo. Maybe he just liked kids.

I like kids..but i dont sleep in the rooms they sleep in and wouldnt shower naked in front of them...the man was mentally unstable and should have got help from his family and friends...you know the ones who loved him so much.

we dont know,and i doubt we ever will.he was fucking weird but not automatically a kiddy fiddler.

From what I've read, I'd say there is more than a little doubt on the merit of most of the claims made against Jackson. Pretty much all of them have come from people that stood to benefit in some way and none (as far as I'm aware) said anything at the time.

If you were is maid and saw him doing something you thought was inappropriate what would you do? Would you really wait a year or two before you said something and no doubt sell your story to the papers at the same time? Or would you go straight to the police? They all waited, which puts a big question mark over them for me.

The same with all the parents. Would you let your kids near him if you thought he was abusing them? Either you thought there was no risk or you let it happen for other reasons, most likely financial.

Agree with you there Arriba. But shit sticks, and for some people its very unfortunate.

Made for some funny jokes tho

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8125515.stm

A refund or the ticket as a keepsake...

Mmmmmm £600 refund for two useless tickets OR two useless tickets to put in the loft?

Fuck me ,the spin doctors are out of control on this one!

The tickets will be worth a bit in a few years.

You think?? with 50 dates and thousands of people per date??

did anyone see the two oddbodd "Jacko superfans" on GMTV this morning talking about it? one girl has brought 17 tickets and the boy was "too shocked and upset to even think about money"

Tickets will be worth fuck all.......JFW is right , just far too many to be valuable.

Michael Jackson's Final 02 Arena Rehearsal Video.... to be released shortly. Write up hypes it up.... Be interesting to see how he did..... ITS LIVE NOW!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2514052/Watch-video-of-Michael-Jacksons-final-show-here.html

Not a lot on the video..... talkin over it so you don't really hear a lot of the performance..... Guess they will release the whole thing as a DVD or something?

Who you talking to?

You... now!

Jacksons dead? when did that happen?!!

It hardly made the news Whits.

The moment Gary Stanley found out Jacko died... (http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_hitler_finds_out_michael_jackson_is_dead/)

Quality version!

Ace! But are you suggesting Gazza is Hitler? I know he doesn't like jocks, but that's a harsh accusation....

It was just purely for the "Oh fuck, Jacko's dead and I've made a buffoon of myself declaring my undying love for him, what am I going to do? Actually, I'll just make it look like I don't really give a fuck" similarities.

Sorry if this has been done but like the old JFK question (for our older viewers) where were you when Jackson got “shot”?

Rather disturbingly I was watching East 17.

Jimmy Carr cracked me up with his Jacko/Princess Di comment on 8 out of 10 cats, because it was so blunt and truthful and probably summed up my feelings on these deaths.

:D

I have to keep chewing my lip to fruit pastels so I don't take the "attack" out of the topic title every time I see this thread.

Various internet sites are saying that the autopsy leaked  :hmmm:.

When Jacko bit it I was sat at home looking at an Internet Football Swindon Town related forum.

When Princess Di died I was pilled up at a friends house seeing her off to Oz.

When Elvis died I was probably playing with my Lego.

the facts he is dead his music was good and is no1 selling at the moment
but what will happen when gary glitter dies same abuse but cant see his records making no1's ever again
the different is michael hasnt been found guilty gary has

Glitter was shitter

When Diana died I was at a wedding where me and a couple of mates had gone bringing the dj and all the equipment.  Loads of us were sleeping in the marquee and they turned the power off so we just had a small radio still on so didnt really hear what was going on.

Next morning we went across to the brides fathers house where he was doing a barbecue of bacon sandwiches.  He gave us sarnies and then said.

Oh and have you heard the sad news?  Princess Diana died in a car crash last night.  After a small pause my mate said 'Bang goes my chance of shagging a royal'.  The silence that followed suggested he'd rather misjudged the mood.

We left fairly quickly!

Christ, I've just choked on my cereals reading that..... ace...

I was crashed out on the floor on of my mates house in Feltham after a night on the tiles in London, we turned on the tv and it took us ages to work out who had died..... my head was pounding..

When Jacko died I was reading this forum and wanted to read the punch line of "Jacko has heart attack and dies..." - clearly there were a few...

When Princess Di died I was in bed at home thinking the same as GK_nash's mate.

When Elvis died it was my sisters birthday and we were on holiday in Padstow

I see Gazza's made the nationals:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/07/03/ambulance-service-fury-as-swindon-man-dials-999-to-report-michael-jackson-s-death-115875-21492201/

When jacko died i was watching black books

When dianna died i was at home getting annoyed that nothing good was on tv

when elvis died i was little more than a glint in my fathers eye

This! I remember getting very annoyed that all the cartoons were cancelled for rolling news coverage.

When Diana died I was sleeping on my brothers couch hungover and the phone rang at 3am.
It was a mate from Australia who phoned to tell us.
He started the conversation "I've got some really bad news, I hope you're sitting down"....I was fearing the worst perhaps a family member had been in an accident or something, he said "Princess Diana is dead!".
I sighed, hung up and went back to sleep.
Wanker, waking me up at 3 in the bastard morning with that.

I was on holiday, I don't think we found out until a day or so after when someone was talking about a 'terrible accident'.

Unfortuinately I wasn't on holiday for much longer so had to put up with the weeks of Diana shit like the rest of you.

I had a Sunday paper round back then. I was up pre-confirmation and watched the announcement on TV etc...

I'm sure the tabloids were slating her in the weeks before she died (even in the editions released the day she died).

The BBC showed images of rolling fields of Britain much like the "Britain in Crisis" skit on The Day Today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA9X5921baI

Always good to see some day today Rich!

The radio was on emergency as well.  Radio 1 had that ridiculous loop tape, which enlivened our drive back from the wedding as it had the rather marvellous 'one last stand' by the aloof on it.  About the only radio play they ever got.

The Dj I was driving back with was northern irish catholic, not a big royalist and he found it most amusing.  Until they announced they were canceling the Liverpool Newcastle game as a mark of respect.

He was a big Liverpool fan and we'd planned to get back and sit in a pub getting pissed and watching footy.

His response was 'Fucking Bitch' shouted extremely loudly.

When Diana died i had just got back to my tiny flat in Leamington spa after a night out n loads of ppl were sleeping in my bed so i switched the tv on and woke everyone up thinking i might get a space, it never worked.

Last Thursday afternoon my nan died so as a result i was squashed in the back of a car with all my family on the way to Ireland when the news of Jackson broke! I must express my annoyance at the preist for talking about him at my poor old nans funeral... it was hers not his! Does that make me a bit selfish or a bad person?

The first bit does, the second bit doesn't.

Oh and my condolences Miss A.

oh my god thats so innapropriate of the priest!

Nah wasn't me.....

I've just had a phone call from my sister in law who has asked me to tape the memorial service for her - apprently its on Sky News tomorrow. How sad is that. 

on BBC news 24 as well.

but what is it? Are there going to be like people from the music business performing his songs? or just playing his songs? I dont get it?

God knows, but here is the lineup...

The Jackson family just announced everyone who will participate in tomorrow's memorial -- and here's the list:

Ron Boyd (family friend), Kobe Bryant, Mariah Carey, Andrae Crouch Choir, Berry Gordy, Jennifer Hudson, Shaheen Jafargholi (finalist on Britain's Got Talent), Magic Johnson, Martin Luther King III, Bernice A. King, John Mayer, Lionel Richie, Smokey Robinson, Rev. Al Sharpton, Brooke Shields, Pastor Lucious Smith (family friend), Usher and Stevie Wonder.

WHAT THE FUCK ??????????????????

Did he do a Michael Jackson act on Britain's Got Talent??? I don't watch it so wouldn't know?

RANDOM line up! a vicar - then like Steve Wonder??

Hope stevie wonder isnt in front, could be chaos.

Originally I thought they said they were going to get tigers and stuff there as the circus was there the next day or something? Be even more random then,

I think it was one of his that he sang, had a fantasic voice though. I wanted him to win!

Jackson was grooming him

stevie wonder leading the conga onto the freeway - mayhem

Stevie Wonder driving the Hearse might be fun to watch

OMG just realised who that kid is!! randomness!!

live on 5 now

I bet Gary is in tears.

Who Gitter cos he won't get a send off like that ? ???

Stevie Wonder on at the moment.  legend.

Shit GLITTER I MEANT GLITTER !  :doh:  (or maybe gitter after all)

He said something like "I'd hoped I'd never see this day during my lifetime" (as in the day of Jackson's funeral). Well, think about it Stevie...

According to the fella speaking at the mo at the memorial, MJ made beauty contestants worldwide happy by bringing world peace.  Didn't know that.

The Reverend Al is entirely factually correct all the time is he ?

Has he jumped out of his coffin singing thriller yet?

how fit is brooke shields!!!!!!!!!!

Thank god I'd finished my curry before reading that....very good BR...

Doesn't happen until close to midnight...

Fucking hell does this mean Gary Glitter gets a state funeral

I meant Gary Stanley.

Although one of your facebook friends messaged me with her disgust at my comment on your status which distracted me from my revision yet amused my small-minded imbecilic mind.

Haha who was that

Nice service. I won't really post what I think as don't really want the pissed ripped out of me, closer to home though let us not forget though the innocent people killed on 7/7.

Who are a lot more important than a drug riddled paedo jigsaw who thuoght he was a god like figure. Those caught up in 7/7 were true victims not like some self obsessed fuckwit.

i have nothing to say other than- congrats on a well put together cuss!

FFS Gary have a fucking word with yourself

Interestingly (not really) pissed and ripped are spelt the same on predictive text.

I was on Kings Cross Road when it kicked off... I saw some sad stuff. London at a stand still was odd too.

A horrible day.

It took me a minute to figure out you weren't talking about Jackson's funeral.

as are anal and cock

Oh dear Bennett !!

factually correct, unless i've had a mahoosive WOOOSH moment :D

Also 'Jonas' as in Jonas Brothers and 'Knobs'

Can't be a coincidence all this. Well book.

i believe pint and shot are also the same.

as are smirnoff and poisoned

this game could go on for hours!!!!

Cunt and Aunt

at first glance i read fatbury there...

our student union bar in hull was the rez, the same on predicive text as sex - don't know how many texts i got from mates just reading 'sex?' or likewise how many I'd sent to them

Non interesting fact KT.........................I did my MBA at Hull, when were you there ?

I was up there 2001-2004, how about you my man?  What did you think of it?

Sure this may have been mentioned already...but why is no one in the media making the point that Jackson's 'kids' clearly aren't his.  Have I missed something?

I was thinking that...I mean, I know he changed his skin colour and all that malarky, but his DNA would still have been the same as when he was black, but his kids are really, really white.

Just the "Jacko's kids are not his" stories running in most of the tabloids. I saw at least one that, somewhat bizarrely, seemed to be claiming they're not the mothers either - don't ask me, I just saw the headlines, didn't buy the thing and read it.

1996 - 1998

Great place, I was sponsored by my employer at the time and was a bit old to get into the usual drunken uni antics but it was fun none the less.

I actually stayed above a pub called the Old Grey Mare on Cottingham Rd if you remember it ?

All 3 kids were produced by donor sperm and donor eggs and then carried by different mothers IIRC

That hasn't noticably held you back since then :)

Directly opposite the uni?  Used to 'lunch' over there sometimes, never really went there in the evenings though.

Just making up for lost time mate

 :D

That's the one mate

i listened to some of the stuff on the radio last night from the service.it was rather repulsive i thought.

Do they die Blankets hair????

Poor mite - why would you call a child blanket anyway??

I just thought the whole thing last night (didn't watch it - just the news) was utterly bizarre.

He's only another human being - and yet people who have never met him are wailing and weeping and prepared to travel halfway across the globe to stand and gawp at his coffin.


It's lost on me, I'm afraid. ???

Have to agree with that. Whilst it's obviously a very sad time for his nearest and dearest what I saw of the service I found at the very least cringeworthy. :wacko:

Some of the stuff was very heartfelt but a good portion of it was self serving propaganda as expected. You don’t really harp on about being innocent before proven guilty at a memorial service. The use of song titles to describe MJ was quite cringe worthy. The equal rights guys ranting on and on about how he was a trailblazer for black people etc was bollocks. Sammy Davis Jr, Lionel Richie, Stevie Wonder, Jimi Hendrix, Michael Jordan, Bob Marley, Barry White etc… all did their part not just one person, it was more like an equal rights rally in parts which took away from the actual reason for the event.

Usher singing was heartfelt as he broke down during his song was Michael Jackson’s daughter. Berry Gordy was good as he actually told a story about MJ’s life as was Smokey Robinson and Magic Johnson. Brooke Shields was boring and rambled on a bit….. However, The welsh kid from Britain’s Got Talent has a very big career ahead of him IMO was the highlight of “the show” and that’s exactly what it was “a show” not a memorial IMO..

Shit, you actually watched it all didn't you?  :eek:

Jesus wept Gaz, can't you just pick a side of the fence and stick to it?

One minute you love it all, next you're shooting it down.

I caught a few minutes of it last night and my main thought was what a fucked up family.

And how sad and pathetic would you need to be to travel to the memorial service of someone you never knew?

If it was someone who had really made a difference, like Mother Theresa, Muhammed Ali, Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, etc, fine. But this was a singer FFS! Albeit a very good one.

I looked at some of the freakish fans they interviewed on the box after his death and shook my head in disbelief, seriously fucking deluded the lot of them.

Loved the singing and some of the tributes but some of it was cringeworthy... as noted above, after seeing it over and over now it comes across more as a show than a memorial!

Yes, yes I did.

I don't just mean the service last night, I mean everything to do with Jacko over the last two weeks.

One minute you're all "fuck, what about my ticket money" the next it's "stop it with the sick jokes" and wanking over him on facebook.

Its OK to care Gazza

I dont know whats worse Gaz and his rants or Sam seeming following Gaz around!!

At the end of the day - a person has lost his life and left behind a family and his children.

Ok, so he wasnt just any person. Just one of the biggest selling artists of all time with the biggest selling album of all time just ahead of 2nd place by a mere 64million copies.

Also, as far as I am aware he is the most decorated artist of all time.

His music for whatever reason played a part in many peoples lives. I'm loving the fact he's being played on all the radio stations all of the time. It makes a change from that lady gaga poke her face bollocks and that dizzie blokes bonkers.

I just hope, in 5, 10, 15 years time when someone says 'remember Michael Jackson' people will think 'yeah, the king of pop' and not an alleged child abuser.

R.I.P Mr. Jackson.

:eek: Please tell me there weren't pictures

The reason for swapping sides of the fence etc part is one reason, my Mum, now laugh at me if you like, First thing I mentioned to my Mum(like on here) was ticket money, and she said “You said you used to like him”  in disgust really when she thought I was more concerned at money than his well being. I was a fan back in the day, grew up with his music like many here but he done nothing for 8 years aprt from court cases and weird things .

When I got my ticket I was ecstatic because it was “Michael Jackson”, sure it would never have been as good as 15-20 years ago but as I say it was still a legendary artist. My Mum then told me, “what about his kids?, I lost both my Mum and Dad (your grandparents) when I was 14, what about his kids, I had to do everything myself” so she sort of slapped some sense into me really because her grandparents were dead by time she was born. That was the reason for my change of heart really.

er.they blatantly aint his kids.
he bought them

Good post DV, as for Sam following me around, I've posted things on facebook, its in the public domain so, if I didnt want ridicule I could remove it.

Gaz, all piss-taking aside, don't think you need to keep explaining yourself. And FWIW although I'd rather nail my bits to a table than sit thru that memorial service/celebration show/whatever it was, you seem to have taken it in about the right way - see it as a show and enjoy it or not on that basis.

To be fair Sam had a point about sitting on fences, I watched it because he was a great artist and was curious and lets be honest it was history (no pun intended). Most people in the office today watched just to see what would happen!

I know what you've posted in the public domain, its public - I can see it!!

No harm meant. I just like winding Gaz up and he likes giving some back.

but then he did bring them up?
Its his kids I feel sorry for now - they are going to be so fucked up

Mummy sold them
daddy was a bit....odd 
They have had to wear masks and veils for the majority of there life

Im sure that girl will be Britney Spears x10 by the age of 16 the poor thing

Jesus christ you're all fucking twats.

Speak for yourself, Benjamin.

I just thought the whole thing last night (didn't watch it - just the news) was utterly bizarre.

He's only another human being - and yet people who have never met him are wailing and weeping and prepared to travel halfway across the globe to stand and gawp at his coffin.


It's lost on me, I'm afraid.
 
 
 





That's what I was trying to say earlier - you put it so much better than me, Herthab

Started on the sauce early fB?

I find it disgusting that the memorial of a foreigner who was clearly wacky and death was partly bought upon himself gets heaps more coverage than the memorial of 52 inocent people getting blown up by terrorists

I got really upset when I saw the Jacksons carrying Michaels coffin. I thought cool runnings was on and i love that film...

I laughed.

The Pastor and the Black Supremists was the worst act of the evening

and you are a miserable cunt lately

Did you have a nice holiday Fred?

Don't start being nice and chatty! Keep going with the 'You're a bunch of fucking twats' stuff.

I'll be chatty when the fuck I want you cunt.

That's better

its all the rage in hollywood

fbwa

This threads been dead for a week, so its time to bring it back to life with more shit jokes. Not mine btw....

I heard on the news tonight that the autopsy on Michael Jackson was complete. They said he died of food poisoning.....He apparently ate 10 year old nuts!!!

How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's NEVERLAND???
When the BIG HAND touches the LITTLE HAND!!!

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.

Michael Jackson's death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

This is one specially for the Ironside lovers ;

Jacko meets Elvis at the pearly gates and introduces himself ....

"Hi Elvis...............I married your Daughter !"

Elvis replies..................

"Thank fuck for that, I heard she had married a nigger !"

I thought better of you Frederick.

I know its wrong Axs, but could not help myself

shame on me

Shamone?

Hahahaha it all makes so much sense now.

It pisses me off, everyone is saying Michael Jackson, he may have been a paedo but he was a great singer. No-one ever says what a great caretaker Ian Huntley was or what a great builder Fred West was.

Yeah only now do we see how harshly we treated Huntley and West.  :cry:

i'm getting a bit sick of hearing man in the mirror all the fucking time now.what ways did he change anyway?
squandered millions on junk,had animals in cages etc.he was a fucking hypocrite

Yes and "it don't matter if you're black or white"...except for Michael who was black but wanted to be white!!?

Exactly. Fred West certainly knew how to lay a patio.

and an 11 yr old

I laughed - to hell we go.

i doubt the poor fucker could get it up.

Very good Mr. Elliot.

Sick, but good.

Watching this thing on itv at the moment, the bloke was clearly a nutter. He uses a mobility scooter around the hotel when bored, and reckons he's never had surgery!

He also thinks he's peter pan.

Apart from that he is ok though

I've met some stranger people yes...

Really?

people on here...

Don't be a cunt,fatters is ok

 :D