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Title: Newcastle Forum
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 17:29:46
Someone sent me this, would've been rude not to pass it on

http://newcastleunited.rivals.net/FORUM/pgePosts.aspx?boardId=103&clubId=55&threadId=520491&pageNumber=1

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 17:38:14
Looks a bit of a read, is it worth it?


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 17:38:55
It's pretty funny, so yeah I'd say so.


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 17:39:06
Thats funny as fuck! :) well worth the read!!!!


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: Whits on Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 17:39:46
this line killed me

"it was like watching a guy try to post a python through a letterbox."


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 17:43:37
This was quite funny.

AND HEAR his turkey-neck nut sacks mash into her ass.


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 17:48:27
this line killed me

"it was like watching a guy try to post a python through a letterbox."

Same! Brilliant story.


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 18:15:45
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: grubby on Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 20:59:41
That was the funniest thing I have read for a long time.


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 23:30:41
hahaha.good stuff


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: nochee on Wednesday, June 24, 2009, 23:51:35
Absolute genius.

Im passing that on to as many people as i can.


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: Spud on Thursday, June 25, 2009, 07:19:08
Now that is hilarious.  :D

"I honestly thought, when pulled it all of that out of her - her liver would have shlopped out with it, hanging there like a grey flesh yo-yo"

"It might not have been a giant like Bulldog's but you could have prized open a steel door with it."

"I could have stuck my whole hand in her c*nt and flipped a coin!!"   :soapy tit wank:


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: Bennett on Thursday, June 25, 2009, 08:47:16
spectacular stuff


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, June 25, 2009, 10:01:47
quality. funniest thing i've read in a long time


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: Ardiles on Thursday, June 25, 2009, 10:08:29
I think you lot are ill.


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: Bennett on Thursday, June 25, 2009, 17:41:20
I think you lot are ill.

thank you rude boi


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, June 25, 2009, 19:22:42
This lads gone international now.

This story is popping up in threads all across Asia, and to much acclaim.

Bulldog has made himself a popular chap as well for some reason,


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, June 25, 2009, 20:02:08
Oh my life - I wish someone had prepared me for that!!!! funny though

I keep hearing about people podging friends mums at the mo! do people really do that???


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 25, 2009, 20:34:47
Have you asked your mum?

 ;)


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, June 25, 2009, 20:35:23
JFW's mum is a bit of go-er.


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, June 25, 2009, 20:37:32
I would have asked my mum but I don't have any friends.


Title: Re: Newcastle Forum
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, June 25, 2009, 21:04:16
its all about sadies mum.