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I can't stand the bloke!

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Agreed

Fergie agrees with you

Fergie is also a cock too!

Great manager, but a cock!

Id say Alan Green agrees with you

Yep, ego the size of a planet. And by all accounts quite a git to work with

Think he's good to be honest, just tells it as it is

I hate him with a passsion.

he is an unspeakably ignorant cunt of a man

Ive always liked him. But he might be comming to the end of his sell by date.

I love alan green. Not sure he's too keen on the new england kit though iirc

I don't think he's a cock. I know he is.

he makes me laugh.the biggest cock on football related radio is stan collymore.

Oh yes arriba, Stan the man winds me up even more.

It really pisses me off with his "C'mon, I don't care who you support - Premier League, Championship, League One, League Two, Non-League, Scottish League - give us a call, we want to hear your views" yet they only ever speak to Premier League supporting retards who always say "No, I wasn't actually at the game Stan, but...". JUST FUCK OFF.

I quite like Stan,though I suspect he may be having mental problems.

He was ace on Twitter,people wound him up so much he had to quit Tweeting.

Commentators should just tell us what's happening-I'm not interested in their opinions and Green is the most opinionated of em all-prick!

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This is a trait that has grown greatly over the last decade.

Especially with the co-commentators.

i think we're all missing the more pressing issue- david pleat needs shooting

i know he's a "pundit" as opposed to "commentator" but still

Chuck Andy Gray in there too

He's a wannabe commentator though, the amount he talks. I really detest him.

is alan green that bad though?yeah he rants and raves a bit,but i think he's pretty good at his job.he entertains, and is better than the run of the mill dross that is usually on offer.
i find him highly amusing when he rants about drogba diving, and other similar situations.

he talks a lot to cover up how horrendously out of touch the rambling old cunt is.

i quite like alan green, until he mount his moral horse and starts saying how bad things are or how a dangerous a tackle is and how the offender should be taken out the back and shot

When England unveiled the new kit he spent the entire game going on about how crap it was. Mark Lawrenson was doing his best to wind him up though :)

That was good to listen to! "I quite like it actually Alan" :)

Green's stood out ten years ago because he used to admit when a bad game was a bad game. Now all he does is complain. I heard him at the World Cup Final complaining about being dragged out there to watch all those games. Poor fucking bastard.

Alan Green hates football and he hates you.

Although I rarely agree with him, I do find Green to be a good antidote to the dry, boring and opinionless pundits on the TV.  At least he voices an opinion to get people talking - it beats listening to Andy Townsend saying "I'll tell you what - that was a chance".

Indeed. You could hear Lawro doing his trademark chuckling in the background as he wound Green up more and more.

Green is a cunt as is Jimmy 'fucking' Armfield.

Also....all the other 'players union' pundits also fuck me off big time!!

We need an armchair fan on these programmes to tell it like it is:

Ronaldo is a diving cheating cunt!

Drogba (please see above).

Gareth Barry has gone for the money.

Oh Boo Hoo....those poor England players had to fly such a long way.........fuck me....it wasnt on a Bi Plane was it!!

I'll have you know that jimmy armfield is in actual fact a living legend. Up their with sir bobby.

Should never of travelled in 1970 - fact!

And he talks shite !!

Yeah - he was co com on our play off victory against Leicester.....

"Its all or nothing, its a penalty!" when Steve White nicked Poole and fell to the floor!

That was the most biased commentary...EVER. When Leicester went 2-0 down he said that Leicester would win 3-2. Cock !!!

Solution - drop Alan Green from a great height on to David Pleat...

You've forced me into it, I've probably done it before but I've now got to rant about david fucking pleyat!

Hate isnt a word I use likely but it fits for him.

Hes a cock.  Cant pronounce anything right, has to find a new way of saying a name.  I particularly remember him commentating about leicester Julian joayyyychim.  What are you fucking trying to prove you kerb crawling tosspot?  And as for that playoff final.  I was of course at wembley, delighted for hours after, got home thought Id switch on the highlights and what is the first thing the cunt says after we win

'and there's ken bates who knows if glenn hoddle will still be at swindon...' 

Fucking cunt.  Honestly if Id been watching at home to have my bubble burst so thoroughly I would have put my foot through the screen.

I dont like him

And Jimmy Armfield, why does  he insist on saying 'what i call' as in describing mascherano 'hes what I call a defensive midfielder' as if no one else calls him that.  He does it all the time about everything.  'Thats what I call a cross field ball' 'He's what I call a football player'

Hes old and senile so I guess you can forgive him.  Id rather him than David fucking pleyat.

haha i love david pleat. some of the stuff he comes out with are classics. And to be fair to him, he was i think the only commentator in the euros last year who didn't continually natter on about england.

Pleat - really knows his stuff but seems to have trouble expressing himself - can be a problem on radio.

Andy Gray is the worst co commentator on British TV, on any sport.

Agreed.

Top work, flash, that proper made me chuckle